Thread 83035456

What is stopping fembots from looking like this?

>>83035456 (OP)
What's stopping them from looking like THIS?

i look like this and im also wearing the same dress now

>>83035456 (OP)
some people will say top tier genetics.

I say medium to heavy intensity exercise 4-6 times a week + a 2000 max calorie diet + no smoking, drinking or drugs.

>but her tits..
they arent even that nice. they're already sagging and not that big

>>83035456 (OP)
>>83035480
What is actually stopping them from looking like THIS though??

>>83035517
You're blonde? totally thought you were red headed or something

>>83035456 (OP)
Why do people like her? Her face is so ugly. Lots of more attractive actresses out there.

>>83035480
i look like this and also have the same powers

>>83035517
pics of you in the dress or larp

>>83035523
i look like this and i also have the same bench pr

>>83035523
i look like this and have the same tats

>>83035538
Did you actually play dispatch just because i asked you about Visi that one time schadenfoid?

What is stopping me from finding a fembot with DD cups that likes anime?

What is stopping me from finding a fembot with her own entry in the DSM?

>>83035523
any woman this big abusing T and roids

>>83035611
can she abuse me too please?

>>83035456 (OP)
I see women out on the street showing high beams all the time, sometimes the occasional sheer top with no bra

>>83035517
>i look like this-ACK

>>83035672
i look like this and i also ack

>>83035689
>i look like this and i also ack-ACK

>>83035709
i look like this and i also am acking

>>83035456 (OP)
I am genetically predisposed to have a flat chest.

>>83035572
Hello?? Anyone?

>>83035777
checked
*inflates your tiddies big and round again*

>>83035780
They never respond man. I've been asking for a distressingly mentally traumatized freak show nut job fembot gf for years and they all think it's a joke or a trap. I know in my heart the perfect girl is lurking, reading these words, but she's just too anxious to reach out. It's so sad. We could be hap- well, maybe not happy but we could be together!

>>83035794
Is there any way to get bigger chest tho. I've tried so many stupid methods. Like oil, massage, estrogenic foods. Nothing works. Fml

>>83035761
>i look like this and i also am ackin-ACK!

>>83035810
Plastic surgery, untreated titty cancer, estrogen supplements, weight gain. Real pro tip? Do chest exercises like bench pressing or push-ups. The muscle will make your tits look better.

>>83035809
I have been asking for a chubby fembot gf with DD cups who likes anime for years now too.
I will not give up. I will find my dream girl.

im not white or pretty

>>83035831
I won't give up either brother. We'll get our fembot gfs one day. It's gonna happen.

>>83035835
What's stopping you from prism maxxing though?

>>83035825
Nooo i used to work out right, and I was on a pretty hefty bulk. Were talking 2500-3000 cal a day. I did benchpress and chest flys and whatever. I gained a fuck ton of weight which was good, but I BARELY saw a change in my chest area. And I didn't like how they looked because big pecs makes your chest look weird as shit. Yeah it gives volume and but since my boobs are small it just looked like I got smal pecs with a weird looking fat pad over it.

I stopped bulking because I was so disappointed with it all.

>>83035928
Anon what the fuck I didn't mean hulk out I just meant tone your chest muscles a little. You need to gain fat weight to make your tits bigger anyway not become a bodybuilder.

>>83035456 (OP)
Looks older than she is, not a fan of the makeup style
>>83035480
2D and also kind of dyke-coded
>>83035523
Tattoos and muscles look bad on women
>>83035670
Too embarrassing

>>83035950
It didn't work the first time I dont ever wanna do it again. I wanted to puke every singe day. I drank thus fuckass concoction of protein powder, olive oil, peanutbutter and milk. God I never wanna drink that shit again

>>83035456 (OP)
she looks old and walled

>>83036006
I feel like you're not understanding me. Just do some pushups and eat a little more of your normal food. I don't know how tall you are but just try to gain a point or two on your bmi in fat. Your tits will get a little bigger and the pushups will keep them perky-ish. Throw in some squats and lunges too so your ass doesn't sag and you'll be golden.

>>83036028
I'm making a switch to calisthenics, I'm embracing being flat. That bulk didn't make my chest grow very much, and i went up 5 points on the bmi scale. Its good though, because I was one lanky fucker. Im just embracing being lanky, cant fight my genetics. Ive grown to like it too, its cute and tomboyish

>>83036101
More power to you, I prefer flat anyway I don't know why I was even trying to help you with that. Are you tall too?

>>83036108
Yeah. Im tall. And my mom is flat too there is no saving me. It cant be helped really. But i look like a dyke, and I think dykes look good, so its good.

>>83036146
Tall flat dykebot I wish I was a foid just for you

>>83036163
Im not a dyke lmao. I just look like one. I get so insecure sometimes because i have NEVER been aproached by a man, but only GIRLS. Its horrible, im 6'1 and have short hair. Thats probably why.

>>83035530
Her face is pretty
>>83035835
You could look like a darker skinned version of her. 90% of guys don't give a shit whether you are pale or not. That's a niggercoded thing to do.
>>83035957
>>83036011
Coping mid femcels

>>83036204
>6'1
Oh my god, knees weak. I'd never approach you either but that's because I'm a shut in. There are men out there who would like you. A lot of them are going to want a dommy mommy which might be a dealbreaker for you but some will be normal.

>>83036204
>im 6'1 and have short hair
not him but would you be into me sitting on your lap and making out with you for hours on end. I am 5'10

>>83036227
I dont want to be a fucking mom. Why cant i just be a cute. Fuck this, im going home.

>>83036243
Hell man, I don't want a mom I want a normal sub girl. Don't go home, come over here!

>>83036243
Come back and be my cute giraffe gf!

>>83036254
Nah jit, im gonna be a lesbian and take all the women. This is what men get after not noticing me. Billions must get cucked by a dyke.

>>83036309
I am noticing you! I want you to by cute little super tall gf! You can lez out on the side if you want I don't really care about that.

>>83036243
if only you lived nearby, man...
besides, you already are a cute from the sound of it, nothing says you can't be both and bring forth a new generation of cuties

>>83036321
Junas you're making it weird. You sound too serious as if you're actually considering dating her a possibility

>>83036320
Too late. I already got a strap on. You're finished and your chances of getting offspring are finisshed too.

>>83036345
I don't want offspring and I know a place that strap on could go ;)

>>83036343
true, i'm sorry
i let my mind get too carried away, but god knows if i found someone like that close to me irl i'd blush on the spot
and if i saw her frequently enough, i'd work up the nerve to approach her and at the very fucking least befriend her

>>83036353
Do you want me to peg you brah?

>>83036402
If losing my ass virginity to a strap on is what it takes to bag a 6'1 gf then that's a sacrifice I am prepared to make

>>83036363
Thats actually ultra cute. Makes me smile.

>>83036410
Youre good man, I wont do that. Ill take your wife though. (Again, i will cuck you)

>>83036433
But...you're going to be my wife. You'll take yourself? And looky here, I'm an ultra low value male (roughly 10 cents on the open market), it is your right and duty to cuck me.

>>83036440
>I'm an ultra low value male
I hate when people say shit like this. Youre not.
>you're going to be my wife
If you could overpower me physically ill think about it

>>83036458
>I hate when people say shit like this. Youre not.
I was joking missy I ain't one of those incels
>If you could overpower me physically ill think about it
I would bet every penny I own that I can. I'm a big guy (for you)

>>83036472
>I was joking missy I ain't one of those incels
Thank god.
>I would bet every penny I own that I can. I'm a big guy (for you)
Are you a strong guy, and would you take me fishing? And to a shooting range?

>>83036510
>Thank god.
Hallelujah and can I get an amen?
>Are you a strong guy
Muscle dwarf build, min/maxed for strength at the expense of all else. Subnormal IQ, zero body hair, hair like a medieval friar, and the personality of a rock.
>fishing
Yes'm we can go fishing and shooting and hunting and hiking and all that jazz. You drive though, I'm too short to operate the pedals.

>>83036536
Dont call yourself a dwarf, how tall are you?

>>83036557
Self deprecation is so funny to me I have to do it. My ego is so big it needs the hit. I'm like 5'5 give or take a half an inch

>>83036573
Nice. If you can carry me in have nothing to say.
So anon, tell me about your interests!!

>>83036596
I can carry you all day long and not even break a sweat
My interests? Muscles, building muscles, building bigger muscles. Then some other stuff like cooking (food to grow muscles) and reading (about how to grow muscles) and listening to music (to get pumped while I'm growing muscles). Shitposting too, that's to relax after a long day of growing muscles. What about you nona?

>>83036642
Youre funny. Its fine if youre not big, we'll work out together. Ill cook the food too. Speaking of which, i love cooking. Gonna try my hand at baking soon too. Besides that i like sewing, and drawing!! I like to read and I like trailing. I am very fond of nature. Now tell me, what are your real interests.

>>83036730
I-I am big I got big muscles it's true they're massive I look just like Broly from Dragon Ball but you can work out with me b-baka.
Wait but I like cooking if you cook all the food what do I do? Anyway ok I used to hike, not really a lot but more than never. I do legitimately like cooking, reading, listening to music, hitting the weights, and shitposting. I dabble in other things from time to time, I tried sewing once actually I made a laundry bag and then gave up. What's your favorite dish to make?

>>83036421
aw man, i disagree but thank you, lol
saved the cat too, i like how i'm not even too big a fan of cats but i have a folder full of them and i get along with just about any cat nowadays
i just don't want to admit it.

BUT UM. well, thank you
i know i've seen girls with such a build once or twice around here but they were all one time things, i don't know where they hang out at
i swear to fucking god though...
>t. mind running full throttle on wholesome fantasies

>>83036642
+1 respect, goddamn dude
i gotta hit the gym as well, i plan on doing that once the gym next door finally opens up (they've been building one for a few months now, it's almost done)

>>83036730
surprisingly trad, cooking is great
once you learn how to bake, save me some cookies, aye? i'm particularly fond of the vanilla with chocolate drops ones
i'll share some of my shrimp risotto with tomato sauce and cheese cubes in return

(also totally not kicking my feet watching you two go at it, i promise)

>>83036204
>im 6'1 and have short hair.
>flat
Actually kinda nice.
>>83036243
How about you be my little sis? I hope you like anal.

>>83036803
>i gotta hit the gym as well
You should man it's a lot of fun and when you get used to the routine there's nothing like it. It feels great when you hit legs hard and can barely walk or the soreness the next day. Stretching feels almost orgasmic when you're sore from working out. Arnold said the pump was better than cumming and I don't think I'd go that far but he wasn't exactly wrong.

>>83036791
I usually fuse my own cultural dishes with other cultures. I dont go by any rulebook when i make food, i just make whats tasty. But I'll tell you what i am a reeal good chef. But i would love a man who cooks too. Seriously, i love it. And if youre up for it, we can cook together :)
Also we go gym together. Is there any hobby you would like to share with your future partner?

>>83035810
you have to get pregnant

>>83036840
yeah i used to work out a few months ago but some shit happened with my life and i was too depressed to head out
i wanna go back but now i'm just procrastinating, gonna wait until the gym finishes building since it'll also be cheaper than the one i used to go to
for the time being i just want to slim down a bit, lose the belly fat and drop to a healthier weight, so lots of cardio are in order
maybe, just maybe, i'll build some muscle but not that much since i don't really use them much, lol

but i hear you, it's pretty great and i can attest of it
endorphins and shit, right?

>>83036862
Oh what's your culture? I don't use cookbooks or anything either, it's more fun to just cook whatever seems right. I don't think I'm that good of a chef but I'm not awful! I'd love to cook together, sounds fun. Same with going to the gym together, having a partner is so helpful. Hm, I used to like playing boardgames but I haven't had anyone to play with in a long time. It's very cozy to just sit and play something for a while, especially on a cold winter night with the heat on high.

>>83035456 (OP)
If I had to look like someone actually busty, I would look like either Hitomi Tanaka, if we talking Hollywood, Christina Hendricks, instead of Sid from Ice Age.
Facially perhaps like young Jennifer Connelly
>inb4 you call me jealous flattie
I have big boobs kek

>>83036891
Yeah I get depressed sometimes and it's hard to force myself to keep at it, but I always feel better if I do. Gotta just keep to a routine, it helps so much.
>i'll build some muscle but not that much
Nah you gotta hulk out man! Get so big you can't find shirts that fit! Then when you pass a mirror you'll always flex and get a lil confidence boost. It's so good.

>>83036893
Im somali, so the food is very aromatic and meat centered. I always, ALWAYS, spice meat with somali spices. Its just better that way. Also, the rice i make is also always somali style, its too good man.

What board games do you play anon? Warhammer?

>>83036910
>Gotta just keep to a routine, it helps so much.
that's true, i'll try not to break it next time
what happened with me was enough that i'd just get back from work and rot in bed, i wouldn't even use my pc much or do anything else
i just really wanted to stop existing, i couldn't do anything i wanted to, be it gym, making food, showering, etc.
but i'm doing better now, thankfully

>you gotta hulk out man!
i'll leave the hulking out to you, lol
i'm more comfortable being lean because as i said, not much use for muscles and it seems like such work to build them to that extent...
i'd rather spend my time playing games, or cuddling with a girl, or talking to nice people, or reading about interesting stuff on the internet (or manga), etc.
i like to take it easy, but i'll be glad to hear you getting that broly build and lifting tree trunks with your bare hands

>>83036930
Oh we talked on here briefly a week or two ago but I don't remember what about. What are Somali spices? From what I see on Google Somali food looks great, I need to try some sometime. Too bad we're so far away, I'd invite you over to cook with me. RIP.
I was never into Warhammer, it's so expensive. I used to play a lot of eurogames like Carcassonne. My favorite was Here I Stand which is a pretty long wargame covering the Reformation period. I'll play Monopoly or any of those too though, I'm not picky.

>>83036204
>im 6'1 and have short hair
What color hair?

>>83036894
>Hitomi Tanaka
>Jennifer Connelly
Woman of culture.

>>83036966
That game sounds FIRE. And yeah somali food is pretty great. It tastes like home for me. but that Here I Stand game sounds pretty sick ngl. Would love to try my hand at that. You sound great anon.

>>83037031
It is so fun if you have people who are interested in playing it. The problem is it takes forever and the rules are complicated so most people get frustrated and don't finish it. You sound really great too anon, move to the US so we can date.

What's stopping them from looking like this? Huh? Huh?

>>83035456 (OP)
If your mom makes you by fucking a NIGGER then you aren't going to look like that. Simple as.

>>83037048
uhh, ist your government shut down? Lel.
But honestly id love to at least visit the us. And id lovw to play Here I Stand, so long you guide me through it. I'm sending you virtual hugs anon

>>83037100
It is lel, we suck
I would guide you through it and teach you everything you have to know. It'd be a lot of fun. Virtual hugs to you too anon.

>>83036894
>I have big boobs kek
Do you like anime?

>>83035456 (OP)

Sydney Sweeney is makeupmaxxed.

Flat girls, if facially attractive, have the potential to be more attractive than any big titted woman. They can wear certain clothes that elevate them to a level of elegance and beauty that titcows can literally never have. They will always have lustful pornbodies that men might desire but will never truly love as much as they love a flat woman in the purest sense.

>>83035456 (OP)
Genetics, mostly. But I'm getting breast implants next February! Titlet no more! I'll get those hard always erect silicon doll look.

>>83037232
Leaving the committee, I see. Don't forget to turn in your membership.

>>83037232
You're making a mistake. Your body is peak don't cave into the pressure to be low tier sexy

DFCbros we have to support our women and be louder. We're losing goddesses to Big Booba

>>83037243
I'll recind all the rights to not wear a bra.
>>83037250
Sorry, always dreamt of wearing something with cleavage. Also, studies show that girls who get implants have a permanent boost to life satisfaction. (somehow bigger breasts win agains the hedonic threadmill)
Also, anons, should I pierce my nipples? Pls try to convince me!

>>83037124
>>83036894
Don't ignore me, please. It's been too long.

>>83037169
All women makeupmaxx

>>83037305
You could always try wearing a fake pair like people do for cosplay and see if you like the way it feels / how you're treated before you do it for real

She's such a shit actress. I'm not a perfect actress too but I'm much better at it than her and it's not even close. The difference is I will stay at my shitty community theater forever because I'm not willing to suck some old Hollywood/Broadway producer dick. And this is the only way to get there, just look at those talentless idiots who are stars now. Sydney Sweeney, Emma Myers, Jenna Ortega and so on. Ortega especially, she doesnt even try, she just plays the same part in every single movie. It's not even funny, it's just pathetic. Also if you're a male actor and you want to be a star you too will have to suck off a producer, sooner or later

>>83035456 (OP)
Back in the boomer days she would be the nerdy frumpy girl you pumped and dumped because of her big tits.
She's now revered as a stacy for not being fat.
Amazing.

>>83037307
Damn...
Any tips and tricks to find a chubby fembot with big boobs to watch anime with me?

>>83035957
>dyke-coded
Dykes they don't deserve shit other than a bullet to the head.

>>83035456 (OP)
>What is stopping fembots from looking like this?
I'm not an old hag