Thread 83037262

i want a blueberry muffin, i don't have anything sweet at my place guys.
what the hell is going on?
what do i do?

>>83037262 (OP)
Order one on DoorDash for $25.

>>83037589
i can't afford 25 dollars right now, i'm broke.

>>83037612
Well then you ain't gettin no muffin.

>>83037262 (OP)
do you have flour and eggs? perhaps some milk? bake something then nigga!!!

>>83037753
i do have those things, but it's late at night, i don't want to make anything, maybe some boiled eggs with salt would hit the spot since i'm hungry, i just wish i had something sweet.

>>83037769
>maybe some boiled eggs with salt would hit the spot since i'm hungry
you know what will take that dish to the next level, straight to the moon? a dash of pepper! and if you're daring perhaps a splash of hot sauce and/or mayo!

>>83037976
mayo and egg could be nice, but i don't like pepper, my family doesn't eat pepper and hot sauce just makes food annoying.

>>83037976
Pepper and egg? That's what I shoulda had.

Mcdonalds sells exactly those. Get in your car and go over there and pay 2.99 for one

>>83038228
mcdonalds here don't sell blueberry muffins and i don't have a car, i don't know how to drive.
literally boiling eggs as i type this.

>>83038236
Grim. I'll go get you one OP. Don't let the thread die yet brb.

>>83038243
those three boiled eggs were delicious, oh yeah, they hit the spot.