Thread 83038016

Pros: I like being cute

Cons; I don't like skirts that much

>>83038016 (OP)
Skirts are super overrrated, just wear dolphin shorts, thigh highs, and panties.

>>83038016 (OP)
just troon out now nigga
femboys is just a cope identity 4 trans women in deep denial

>>83038016 (OP)
>cute
doubt
post tummy

>>83038361
What are dolphin shorts?

>>83038365
Nah, I'm not trans at all, I like having a dick and no titties
>>83038374
Nah, I'm fat, and even if I wasn't, I would be very hesitant to post pics of myself in this place

>>83038407
1st off
like fat as in FAT or as in chubby (<250 lbs)
still think u r troon in denial but whatevers

>>83038419
I'm really not and never have had any desire to be a woman

I'm ~180 pounds and 5'8 so a little on the heavier end of skinnyfat

>>83038455
uh huh
anyway think ur gonna fail tho i mean u dont even know what dolphin shorts r...
thats like femboy 101 dont tell me ur gonna b that "frequently purchased together" amazon skirt and thigh high socks femboys :/

>>83038016 (OP)
From what I gather it is a very difficult lifestyle

>>83038016 (OP)
Fuck no you're not built for it. Basically none of them are.

>>83038467
Nah none of that.

Wanna give me the 101 then?

>>83038511
idk what faggot shit femboys do lmao
im sure theres some idk like twitter or youtube femboys who talk about the "101"
search engines literally free and ur asking some retared girl on the internet "uh uh how do i do this"
dude >:(

>>83038467
amazon dolphins shorts ARE the new amazon striped femboy socks, unc

>>83038538
im 22 im not an unc retard
but if ur gonna dress fem DONT BUY SHIT FROM AMAZON
i mean like ok some stuff is fine like i occasionally find cute tops and stuff on amazon BUT idk dude shop where women shop if ur trying 2 dress up
isnt the whole thing with femboys 2 look female? i mean isnt the whole femboy thing just crossdressing but like with updated terminology?

>>83038473
What about it?
>>83038486
Built for it in what way?

>>83038533
You're the one who made fun of me for not knowing things yet you now get mad at me for assuming you know those things?

>>83038016 (OP)
Do you want to get laid?
I got laid for the first time after being a femboy for like less than a year. Another local femboy met up with me and he was rich so he paid for a hotel room where we fucked and then cuddled until the next morning. We did everything there was to do so I didn't feel like I missed out on anything.
Unfortunately he kinda ghosted me after and I dunno why, I don't think I was a bad lay. Personally if I was in the position where I finally meet another femboy I would keep him close, we live in the middle of nowhere and most people on grindr are fat old ugly men.

>>83038560
well duh
what r u stupid?

>>83038567
>he kinda ghosted me after and I dunno why
bc he got what he used u 4
dumb slut.

>>83038590
>dumb slut.
It's a compliment.
I mean I KNOW that he only saw me as a hole but again, we live in a tiny country where there isn't a lot to choose from. In my experience cute guys are rare like unicorns and femboys even more so.
Unless he's into fucking literally anything that moves, if I was him I'd keep myself in speed dial. I'm pretty cute I think.

>>83038554
so why you talmbout wearing old ass unc clothes fr

u unc af

>>83038645
idk if band tees and pj pants and converse is unc wear dude
plus i still get cared bc ppl dont believe im over 21

>>83038567
>Do you want to get laid?
Not particularly. I'm straight too so that makes it harder
>>83038581
Maybe you are a real woman considering what a huge bitch you are
>>83038645
>>83038671
Fucking niggers

>>83038671
lose some weight, chubby ass

>>83038671
Nigga you are fat, lose weight.

>>83038618
Being a dumb slut is bad for you anon

>>83038689
>Not particularly.
So you just wanna feel pretty? I mean that's fine and it does feel good but you know only autistic chasers and weirdo gay men will be into you right? Speaking from experience.
>I'm straight too so that makes it harder
If anything a woman will just see you as a funny little experiment and will most likely relegate you to the cuck chair. I don't think women take us seriously at all.
>>83038726
I was tired of being touch starved. My spirit was broken long ago.
It's okay though I ran out of cute boys in dating apps and I don't go to social events so it's over for me. I saw a really cute guy at Wendy's the other day but realized how weird it'd be to try to approach him.
>>83038671
Not unc wear but also zero fashion sense.

>>83038694
>>83038700
sorry im fertile lol
>>83038771
>zero fashion sens
y would i even have any if i dont leave my house? sure sure i CAN dress like a grown-up if i need 2 but thats a rarity

>>83038786
ur fat and dress like trailer trash

>>83038786
Oh if it's neetwear then who gives a fuck. I'm wearing pajama pants and an oversized Monster Hunter shirt I won in a contest and paw slippers my friend bought me from Temu.
Since there was a little stretch of time where I went on dates expecting to get laid again I did buy some more outerwear but it's just like sweaters and and boots and shit. Oversize sweaters are cute.

>>83038832
and ur a sexless faggot complaining about ur shitty life on da internet 4 attention
kys.
>>83038838
umm recent outfits...
ok well RIGHT NOW its just a negative xp shirt and panties
last time i went out was um tuesday 2 run some errands downtown
outfit was a fitted beige tee with high waisted slacks and a brown oversized cardigan and black converse
accessories were eyelet belt and canvas handbag
did my hair in a half-up pony

>>83038771
>So you just wanna feel pretty?
Cute would be a better word but more or less
>autistic chasers and weirdo gay men will be into you right?
I will likely be a virgin for life anyway
>re:women
A lot of women like skinny men anon, as long as you look good.

But I'm probably gonna be a virgin for life either way sooo...
>I was tired of being touch starved
I am too but surely just getting pumped and dumped just makes it worse no?
>>83038786
>I'm not infertile yet therefore my weight isn't a problem

Not how it works

>>83038882
ur fat + ugly + stinks

>>83038912
not what i meant moron
>>83038916
and ur gay and retarded which is worse imo
sowwy

>>83038925
you should probably stop seething on the internet and go lose some weight, piggy

>>83038993
degrade me more it turns me on

>>83039009
ok bro just remember you're not feminine at all you're just a fat guy with anger issues lmaooo

>>83038912
>Cute would be a better word but more or less
Oh. I mean start with basic amazon fits and upgrade to actual dresses and other fem clothes and shoes if you like it. AmazonBasics is shit and I wouldn't be caught dead in that but it's a start.
>I will likely be a virgin for life anyway
I thought the same until the opportunity fell into my lap. But again I don't mind fucking *cute* femboys and having their cock in my ass.
>A lot of women like skinny men anon, as long as you look good.
They aren't too keen on crossdressers imo. I am sure I am attractive to women but if they saw me in booty shorts and garters and fishnets they would think I'm a freak.
>I am too but surely just getting pumped and dumped just makes it worse no?
Oh yes. Sort of. I really do wish I could get cuddles and sex again, but at least I know how it feels. It was wonderful while I had them though, I don't regret that.
>>83038882
Cute fit in paper but as a moid I'd feel overdressed.

>>83039016
u-u got me leaking and shit dude >_<
>>83039017
need guy 2 do this 2 me or i will die fr
also
well ya bc moid fashion is slacks shirt and tie repeat times infinity
boring!

>>83039017
>Oh. I mean start with basic amazon fits and upgrade to actual dresses and other fem clothes and shoes if you like it.
Hmm... nah
>>83039017
>Cute fit in paper but as a moid I'd feel overdressed.
That's not even that much desu

might be completely unrelated but is it too late to become a femboy at 23?
feels like i really missed out on fun stuff like >>83038567
but it may be completely over 4 me

>>83038016 (OP)
you don't have to crossdress
how many girls even wear skirts? just cherrypick what you like it isn't a rpg class

>>83038671
Sexy tummy peek

>>83039297
being fat is grosss

>>83039312
Grossly sexy. I wanna knead that dough and squeeze you.

>>83039277
Not necessarily
>>83039287
Yeah that's what I'm thinking