Thread 83044833

>turn 30
>develop a fat gut
>cant get hard anymore
>people call me unc

I guess this is it then huh? Never lost my virginity, never had friends, my life is over. What do old fellas like myself do once they reach this age?

Turn gay id like to tit fuck a boy failure

>>83044833 (OP)
95bro? Fk yeah

>>83044833 (OP)
You know you can lose weight, right you retarded fuck?

>>83044875
You can't lose the fat gut you fucking imbecile, this is how the body naturally evolves with age, it's just part of being old.

>>83044943
My dad used to be fat ass fuck and he lost weight what is your excuse anon either exercise or develop a eating disorder

Last one probably can't be helped, but getting fat and no longer getting hard I must strongly recommend against.

>>83044943
You're stupid as shit. I'm 36 and have visible abs because I don't overeat and do ab exercises. Kill yourself retard.

>>83045038
I'm 72 and I still get raging boners every time I see 18 year olds

>>83044943
>You can't lose the fat gut you fucking imbecile
Quit making up excuses that aren't even true and get in the fucking gym you lazy nigger. Learn about physical fitness before you talk about it because anybody can lose weight regardless of age.