>>83045632 (OP)
I alternate between wanting to be a man's human toilet, licking his ass and eat his shit, or being a free use breeding cow, housewife, and personal slave where I spent the rest of my days being violently fucked, getting abused, pumping out babies, and serving my hypothetical husband's every whim.
>>83045632 (OP)
This, but actually hot chad whose in view and making out with him while he's fucking someone else up the butt and then sucking him off and making him cum in my mouth for the finale.
>>83046606
Okey but really talk though anon, why would you engage in degenerate intimacy? Why would you even consider eating shit? You dont need to do that yknow
>>83046624
Listen babes, when daddy is horny daddy is big time horny. I might regret that shit (lol) in the morning but I'm still doin' it. Eating shitty-cummies is not the grossest thing I'd be up for. It's all about the pleasure for me. If it feels good for everyone involved it is good.
>>83046638
took a shit on someones wife i met at wendys, she liked to drink piss too and eating my cum from the condom, bitch got house arrest for robbing a liquor store with some gangas
>>83046297
Your personality is still obscenely unattractive and you clearly don't stop and realize that maybe female desires, sexuality and masochism exists for it sown sake and not just for you.
>>83046638
Damn. Ait if thats how you feel. But why engage in shit that can have massive consequences. To each their own, but ill be honest anon, you might wanna reconsider. Intimacy should be safe, first and foremost, and when you do that kinda stuff it gets unsafe for you. You have to take care of your own well being m8.
>>83046647
I like the cut of your jib buddy but cheating is evil please die >>83046664
Shit ain't that dangerous and if you get sick it's an easy fix. I don't mind getting sick either. Intimacy should be safe but safe means different things for different folks. Some people like getting beat up by their partner, some people like being scared or dehumanized. It's all fun s'long as everyone's happy with it.
>>83046699
Fecal matter can result in some pretty fatal illnesses man. But, to each their own regardless. Just do me a favor and stay safe at least. Good luck on your shit eating spree.
>>83046735
It's really overstated how dangerous it is especially in the context of a monogamous relationship. The real danger is ingesting random fecal matter that has microbes your body has never encountered. Living with someone else, you're bound to ingest fecal particles from time to time and develop some immunity to them. The amount of feces present in anal cum is not really comparable to eating a whole log anyway anon.
>>83046757
I am absolutely not hearing you out mate. Anal cum is disgusting as shit, it contains shit, and if you eat it, you're legit eating shit. There is not much more to it man. Analbros need to fucking realise they're disgusting.
>>83046699 >but cheating is evil please die
i didnt do the cheating i provided with dick, doesnt the lord say we all should provide with our skills for others to thrive? motherfucker
>>83046736
just go take a shit and leave the door open, thats how i got into all that mess i was drunk as fuck tho, first time came in her panties and she just wore them back to her table
>>83046923 >doesnt the lord say we all should provide with our skills for others to thrive?
Good argument, I got nothing in retort. I take it back. Terribly sorry anon my friend.
>>83046998
I don't understand these relationships where the couple aren't best friends. Every relationship I've had she's been my bestie ride or die for real, whatever the zoomies say these days. >praise
Cute >head
Oh sure you're fine with someone going down on your peepee parts but they want a little tongue action on the poopchute and it's a war crime? Sheesh.
>>83047023 >Oh sure you're fine with someone going down on your peepee parts but they want a little tongue action on the poopchute and it's a war crime? Sheesh.
Yes it's a war crime. Because I wipe front to back and I wash down there properly every day. Its foul to eat ass, but its ok to eat pussy. Its ideal even
>>83047044
What if while eating your pussy the guy slips and ends up a little lower? What if he then injures his neck and can't move but keeps eating you out only now he's in your ass? Can a war crime merely be an accident? Is this a forgivable state of things?
>>83047075
In thay scenario i would freak out probably. I think id tell him to go wash his mouth. The mere thought is disgusting. Id give him a lecture on how thats literally disgusting.
>>83047179
That only works of he isn't a freak. Based on the fact that he eats ass, he probably is a freak. I cant one up him. Its game over i lost. Anon, i have to ask, why do you want to eat ass anyway?
>>83047245
I salivate when I see a cute woman's nether regions. I don't know if that's typical but I don't think men are as opposed to butt stuff as you are on average.