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Anonymous No.83045632 [Report] >>83045644 >>83045722 >>83045782 >>83046039 >>83046398 >>83046422 >>83046576 >>83047241
Fembot Desires
Fembots, what do you want? Be honest, we won't judge.
Anonymous No.83045644 [Report]
>>83045632 (OP)
This thread already exists idiot
Anonymous No.83045722 [Report] >>83045742
>>83045632 (OP)
That's revolting. Holy shit.
Anonymous No.83045742 [Report] >>83045837 >>83046388
>>83045722
Yeah, I know. Sticking your penis in a woman is fucking weird.
Anonymous No.83045782 [Report] >>83045801
>>83045632 (OP)
I alternate between wanting to be a man's human toilet, licking his ass and eat his shit, or being a free use breeding cow, housewife, and personal slave where I spent the rest of my days being violently fucked, getting abused, pumping out babies, and serving my hypothetical husband's every whim.
Anonymous No.83045801 [Report] >>83045808
>>83045782
What part of your country are you in?
Anonymous No.83045808 [Report]
>>83045801
Don't bother. She's a consistent anon poster, but will ghost you in 1 day tops if you get contact.
Anonymous No.83045837 [Report] >>83045924
>>83045742
No, doing anal and then in her mouth. Thats icky. You get poop in your mouth
Anonymous No.83045924 [Report] >>83046044
>>83045837
>Thats icky
Maybe if you're the chick. Why would the guy care?
Anonymous No.83046039 [Report] >>83046073 >>83046281
>>83045632 (OP)
This, but actually hot chad whose in view and making out with him while he's fucking someone else up the butt and then sucking him off and making him cum in my mouth for the finale.
Anonymous No.83046044 [Report] >>83046305
>>83045924
Well i am a chick so I care. That's disgusting. I dont give a shit about what the dude thinks
Anonymous No.83046073 [Report] >>83046129
>>83046039
This is a good one. I've always thought it would be hot to make out with a girl while another girl gives me head.
Anonymous No.83046129 [Report] >>83046297
>>83046073
Yeah and I think you're a fucking loser.
Like I said, chad, you clearly aren't.
Anonymous No.83046281 [Report]
>>83046039
The hottest part is the disposable second woman.
Anonymous No.83046297 [Report] >>83046663
>>83046129
I'm hot and fit actually.
Anonymous No.83046305 [Report] >>83046479
>>83046044
Just clean your asshole beforehand.
Anonymous No.83046388 [Report]
>>83045742
Ass to mouth
Sucking off your own poop from some sodomites cock
Literally degenerate
Anonymous No.83046398 [Report]
>>83045632 (OP)
I want a boyfriend who won't shout at me or hit me
Anonymous No.83046403 [Report]
Money, honestly.
Travel.
Anonymous No.83046422 [Report] >>83047264
>>83045632 (OP)
I want a boyfriend who will shout at me and hit me
Anonymous No.83046479 [Report] >>83046532
>>83046305
You can't clean inside your rectum. Anal is retarded and disgusting.
Anonymous No.83046532 [Report] >>83046549
>>83046479
I would suck my shitty cum out of a foid's ass after anal and swallow it. Anal is hot.
Anonymous No.83046549 [Report] >>83046558
>>83046532
Well then I have to break to you that you have shit hygiene. You are asking to get sick. Anal is disgusting still.
Anonymous No.83046558 [Report] >>83046591
>>83046549
My hygiene is fine I'd brush my teeth after
>sick
I like being sick
Anonymous No.83046576 [Report] >>83046601
>>83045632 (OP)
>Fembots
fembots dont exist anon, there are only other anons with small dicks and hairy assholes
Anonymous No.83046591 [Report] >>83046606
>>83046558
Okey, have fun eating shit out of someone's bum then. Its up to you man.
Anonymous No.83046601 [Report]
>>83046576
Do yall actually believe that? Or is it just jokes?
Anonymous No.83046606 [Report] >>83046624
>>83046591
I will not have fun eating shit out of someone's bum because no one wants to let me do it but thank you for the well wishes
Anonymous No.83046624 [Report] >>83046638
>>83046606
Okey but really talk though anon, why would you engage in degenerate intimacy? Why would you even consider eating shit? You dont need to do that yknow
Anonymous No.83046638 [Report] >>83046647 >>83046664
>>83046624
Listen babes, when daddy is horny daddy is big time horny. I might regret that shit (lol) in the morning but I'm still doin' it. Eating shitty-cummies is not the grossest thing I'd be up for. It's all about the pleasure for me. If it feels good for everyone involved it is good.
Anonymous No.83046647 [Report] >>83046699 >>83046736
>>83046638
took a shit on someones wife i met at wendys, she liked to drink piss too and eating my cum from the condom, bitch got house arrest for robbing a liquor store with some gangas
Anonymous No.83046663 [Report] >>83046675
>>83046297
Your personality is still obscenely unattractive and you clearly don't stop and realize that maybe female desires, sexuality and masochism exists for it sown sake and not just for you.
Anonymous No.83046664 [Report] >>83046699
>>83046638
Damn. Ait if thats how you feel. But why engage in shit that can have massive consequences. To each their own, but ill be honest anon, you might wanna reconsider. Intimacy should be safe, first and foremost, and when you do that kinda stuff it gets unsafe for you. You have to take care of your own well being m8.
Anonymous No.83046675 [Report]
>>83046663
I think you're suffering some sort of malady anon. It's ok. Goodbye for now.
Anonymous No.83046699 [Report] >>83046735 >>83046923
>>83046647
I like the cut of your jib buddy but cheating is evil please die
>>83046664
Shit ain't that dangerous and if you get sick it's an easy fix. I don't mind getting sick either. Intimacy should be safe but safe means different things for different folks. Some people like getting beat up by their partner, some people like being scared or dehumanized. It's all fun s'long as everyone's happy with it.
Anonymous No.83046735 [Report] >>83046757
>>83046699
Fecal matter can result in some pretty fatal illnesses man. But, to each their own regardless. Just do me a favor and stay safe at least. Good luck on your shit eating spree.
Anonymous No.83046736 [Report] >>83046923
>>83046647
I wish random men at wendy's would take a shit on me
Anonymous No.83046757 [Report] >>83046816 >>83046832
>>83046735
It's really overstated how dangerous it is especially in the context of a monogamous relationship. The real danger is ingesting random fecal matter that has microbes your body has never encountered. Living with someone else, you're bound to ingest fecal particles from time to time and develop some immunity to them. The amount of feces present in anal cum is not really comparable to eating a whole log anyway anon.
Anonymous No.83046816 [Report] >>83046825
>>83046757
I am absolutely not hearing you out mate. Anal cum is disgusting as shit, it contains shit, and if you eat it, you're legit eating shit. There is not much more to it man. Analbros need to fucking realise they're disgusting.
Anonymous No.83046825 [Report] >>83046857
>>83046816
One man's disgust is another man's pleasure, agree to disagree.
Anonymous No.83046832 [Report] >>83046839
>>83046757
>The amount of feces present in anal cum is not really comparable to eating a whole log anyway
NTA but what if you *do* eat a whole log?
Anonymous No.83046839 [Report] >>83046902
>>83046832
That would probably cause severe illness I do not recommend it
Anonymous No.83046857 [Report] >>83046866
>>83046825
Alright, agree to disagree.
Anonymous No.83046866 [Report] >>83046906
>>83046857
If you ever want that ass ate just hit me up doe
Anonymous No.83046902 [Report] >>83046915
>>83046839
>That would probably cause severe illness I do not recommend it
:( sad
Anonymous No.83046906 [Report] >>83046915
>>83046866
Fuck outa here. Alot of anons here sound extremely sex depraved. Grim
Anonymous No.83046915 [Report] >>83046955
>>83046902
Hey man if you want to do it go for it I'm just sayin you'll get proper fucked from it
>>83046906
It's just fun why attach a value to it?
Anonymous No.83046923 [Report] >>83046934
>>83046699
>but cheating is evil please die
i didnt do the cheating i provided with dick, doesnt the lord say we all should provide with our skills for others to thrive? motherfucker

>>83046736
just go take a shit and leave the door open, thats how i got into all that mess i was drunk as fuck tho, first time came in her panties and she just wore them back to her table
Anonymous No.83046934 [Report]
>>83046923
>doesnt the lord say we all should provide with our skills for others to thrive?
Good argument, I got nothing in retort. I take it back. Terribly sorry anon my friend.
Anonymous No.83046955 [Report] >>83046971
>>83046915
Sorry m8 I guess I didn't read the room.
Anonymous No.83046971 [Report] >>83046998
>>83046955
And let's be fair here, you are in a coomer thread full of coomers
So what's your desire anyway?
Anonymous No.83046998 [Report] >>83047023
>>83046971
Most of all? A dude that's my best friend
Sexually? I like praise, and a little dom. Also I want head.
Anonymous No.83047023 [Report] >>83047044
>>83046998
I don't understand these relationships where the couple aren't best friends. Every relationship I've had she's been my bestie ride or die for real, whatever the zoomies say these days.
>praise
Cute
>head
Oh sure you're fine with someone going down on your peepee parts but they want a little tongue action on the poopchute and it's a war crime? Sheesh.
Anonymous No.83047044 [Report] >>83047075
>>83047023
>Oh sure you're fine with someone going down on your peepee parts but they want a little tongue action on the poopchute and it's a war crime? Sheesh.

Yes it's a war crime. Because I wipe front to back and I wash down there properly every day. Its foul to eat ass, but its ok to eat pussy. Its ideal even
Anonymous No.83047075 [Report] >>83047131
>>83047044
What if while eating your pussy the guy slips and ends up a little lower? What if he then injures his neck and can't move but keeps eating you out only now he's in your ass? Can a war crime merely be an accident? Is this a forgivable state of things?
Anonymous No.83047131 [Report] >>83047149
>>83047075
In thay scenario i would freak out probably. I think id tell him to go wash his mouth. The mere thought is disgusting. Id give him a lecture on how thats literally disgusting.
Anonymous No.83047149 [Report] >>83047159
>>83047131
>lecture
This kills the boner
Anonymous No.83047159 [Report] >>83047179
>>83047149
Well then should I let it happen? Id freak the fuck out.
Anonymous No.83047179 [Report] >>83047216
>>83047159
What if it was a trade he gets to eat your ass and you get to do something he doesn't like. That's fair!
Anonymous No.83047216 [Report] >>83047233
>>83047179
That only works of he isn't a freak. Based on the fact that he eats ass, he probably is a freak. I cant one up him. Its game over i lost. Anon, i have to ask, why do you want to eat ass anyway?
Anonymous No.83047233 [Report] >>83047245
>>83047216
I see a feminine butthole and I just want to put my tongue on it and in it. It's a mystery I have no answer for.
Anonymous No.83047241 [Report] >>83047660
>>83045632 (OP)
I would be loyal like a dog to a girl and make her my goddess. I would do anything for her.
Anonymous No.83047245 [Report] >>83047253
>>83047233
Damn man. I have to ask you, do men think that a woman's nether region is really that attractive? Looks like shit to me.
Anonymous No.83047253 [Report] >>83047291
>>83047245
I salivate when I see a cute woman's nether regions. I don't know if that's typical but I don't think men are as opposed to butt stuff as you are on average.
Anonymous No.83047264 [Report]
>>83046422
I want a girlfriend who will let me beat her and shout at her.

(Without reporting me of course)
Anonymous No.83047291 [Report]
>>83047253
Oh shit thats how men feel? I was raised in a pretty prude household so I dont know too much i guess.
Anonymous No.83047660 [Report]
>>83047241
Finally, someone who gets it!

I dream of having the privilege of slaving away for a cute foid!