Thread 83049370

How much pussy could I get if I looked like this? Can I have sex with hottest girls?

>>83049370 (OP)
Zero and no

>>83049370 (OP)
I would give him some pussy

>>83049370 (OP)
Nada baka

>>83049370 (OP)
im not going to answer this one because this sounds like a particularly loaded question.

>>83049370 (OP)
No jaw. Prey eyes. No chin. Nose that looks like a lump of shit. Narrow shoulders.

>>83049380
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>>83049401
>hershey's
>puke tasting amerigoblin chocolate
ngmi

Get 8 hrs of sleep
Fix your hair
Thread your eyebrows
And ply an underage girl with weed and alcohol
Best i can do you look average but you can improve

>>83049370 (OP)
Brown foids would thurst after him.

>>83049398
>Prey eyes
stupid fucking zoomer incel. prey eyes are the most attractive to women. lmfao, you skinny ugly small cocked zoomer, i bet you try and go around town trying to mean mug everyone when nobody takes you seriously, big tough guy

Can I have sex with hottest girls?

>>83049370 (OP)
I look like this but I have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a somewhat sharper nose and jawline
if this guy is a 5/10 I'm like a 6 on a good day
how do I maximize my pussy through strategy
>>83049465
you look good and kind of like a plainclothes federal agent, you could definitely pull some puss if this isn't a deceptively flattering angle

>>83049537
He's that faggot who's 32 and still hasn't gotten any pussy and copes by constantly fishing for half-compliments on here from guys 14 years younger than him who think they are somehow worse off.
So no, he cannot.

>>83049370 (OP)
>>83049465
You both would do really well with asian girls.

>>83049616
based pic but kinda goofy take, not everyone on the Internet is a fellow teen lol
are you saying he's a mentalcel tho?

>>83049370 (OP)
Women are picky as fuck if this is the average looking male. I'm a straight dude and could find myself attracted to him if he's a cool guy

>>83049900
he's obviously balding

>>83049910
People age i dont shit on women for getting old and disgusting

>>83049922
I'm not shitting on him, I'm just commenting that this is a factor to consider when evaluating his attractiveness to women which is the thread topic.

>>83049948
Well I just think women are baby retards with insane standards. This board salivates to the female version of this dude

>>83049465
Would
But if what other anons are saying is true, he must be a psychopath or something.

>>83049465
Yes can I please see your dick anon

>>83049465
Crazy ass nigga phenotype

>>83049956
fair point about both parts. dudes have low standards and women have high standards. supply and demand sadly

>>83049370 (OP)
>hottest girls
No, you have to take what you can get. I'm ugly and I wouldn't bc you're jewish and have gay face.

>>83049993
Ideally we should strive to be attracted to anything that doesn't disgust us. Men don't have that middle ground between that and a good chunk of men are okay with fucking something that enters their disgust territory. Women have a huge disgust margin and a low attractive margin hut they also have a biiiiig neither margin which they have no clue how to feel about

>>83050034
I just want some pussy and I'm tired of not getting it!~

>>83049999
>and have gay face.
giving normalfags access to the internet via smartphones was a horrible mistake

>>83049370 (OP)
where does that mindset come from any way?
>if I could change one thing, what improves?
I feel it's paradoxical in nature because if that was all you needed was one thing changed you'd be getting it anyway. Be like saying you can't grasp your dick because you are a finger short.

>>83050244
I used this site before smartphones, retard. He has the face of a faggot

>>83050306
sure you did trevor, regardless it is a meaningless unfalsifiable term that has been popularized on tiktok and other niggercattle sites recently so you are guilty by association, thus lurk moar

>>83049370 (OP)
>>83049417
Truth nuke
He cute tho

>>83050313
You must be OP or have a similar-looking face. It's 2025 you can be a faggot, you'll stop being so miserable

>>83049616
>>83049766
>not everyone on the Internet is a fellow teen lol
I'm 18 and I look like a literal incel chud, I'm Ukrianian too, living in America so I look even stranger compared to the normie. I'd post myself but I don't want my face on 4chan, I wouldn't want to become a lolcow, and I don't think I can even post myself on /r9k/.
Honestly, I kind of looksmatch the girl on a good day in the right in picrel, which makes the image even more brutal lol. za chto borolis', na to i naporolis'
Girls only want thin, handsome, depressed Slavs like Niko Bellic but skinner. But I'm just an ugly, skinny-fat, depressed, chud looking slav with eye-bags that make me look unwell

>>83050373
Damn, you could be getting savage BBC dickdowns

>>83050373
>handsome,
>niko bellic
Are you that fucking ugly Niko mogs you

>>83050336
nah i just hate normgroid niggercattle repeating meaningless pop culture terms, notice how you have no rebuttal for what i said. again it is unfalsifiable, low IQ people say this as some kind of gotcha/catch all insult. goy
>>83050373
>Honestly, I kind of looksmatch the girl on a good day in the right in picrel
wtf, she is cute as fuck
i am sorry about your predicament. i, too, am getting no pussy.

>>83050418
>Are you that fucking ugly Niko mogs you
Women like depressed, savage, orc men. If he was skinner, he would have so much simps

>>83050398
The last person I'd touch is a nigger. And believe me, I'm a good man so I won't end up in jail any time soon. Either way, I said on a good day, so 99% of the time I just look like a sperg instead

>>83050609
give examples which corroborate your hypothesis
I can get depressed and skinny real fast, one of my favorite things is not eating in response to emotional turmoil

>>83050543
>nah i just hate normgroid niggercattle repeating meaningless pop culture terms
You're doing the same thing by the way, just the 4chan version. I don't need a rebuttal and I don't need to prove anything to you

>>83049370 (OP)
I look like this, except I'm also a manlet. Beyond brutal. Never began for me.

>>83050620
You have to be Slavic and appeal to girls in love with the Slavic doomer aesthetic. It's somewhat niche but it's there

>>83049370 (OP)
if u dont look like picrel u lost

>>83050683
At least my mom and dad calls me handsome

>>83049370 (OP)
Line up Asians