Thread 83050606

no man will ever date me because i am hairy and you know this is a fact. my body hair is still hirsute-tier even after laser. i still get unibrow, hairs on my chin, mustache, and of course crazy armpit, leg, pubic hair. even my ass crack and nipples are hairy for some reason. i used to hate it but now i realize i cant fight genetics. i accept that i am just an ugly hairy beast which is the biggest dealbreaker ever to moids. it is what it is. you know i will never have a boyfriend because of this but you faggots will still deny women can be incel.

>>83050606 (OP)
Instead if caring about that you could just peg me

>>83050606 (OP)
i fucking love hairy girls, they're the literal best, date and marry me femanon it's my dream

>>83050622
i have never understood the point of that. like if i was a moid and i wanted dicks in my ass i would just go on grindr. why are you asking women for gay sex?
>>83050622
then you see my mustache and run

>>83050606 (OP)
i will date you. be my gf now

>>83050643
>then you see my mustache and run
Dude, that's literally a fucking plus in my book, please femanon give a broke college student a chance

>aaaah I'm le hairy
at least fat/skeleton people rightfully can say that losing or gaining weight is difficult
you just have to shave or wax

>>83050606 (OP)
nona, men dont care. i have hirsutism too. they DONT care

>>83050689
>they DONT care
Would you peg me?

>>83050606 (OP)
Wow complaining about the easiest shit to fix. You can wax, use removal cream, laser treatments. But no you choose to complain and pretend youre a victim when you were born on easy mode.

>>83050677
>>83050702
i tried fucking EVERYTHING you can possibly suggest and it still comes back the next day, there is no solution for being a hairy woman
>>83050689
it is the main thing they care about, why are you lying? they see my body hair and it's over

>>83050709
>comes back the next day
then do it every day

>>83050709
She's ignoring me guys, she's ignoring the hair lover

>>83050709
How does it fucking come back after laser you dumb tranny unless you're an idiot and thought it would go away after one single treatment or did it yourself with a $20 flashing LED off amazon

>>83050718
it is not sustainable, you get razor burn, ingrowns and stuff
>>83050727
because you are not telling the truth
>>83050735
i did every session and it grew back, shit just doesn't work for some people and you are retarded if you thought it solves the problem for everyone

>>83050709
You mean you tried shaving. Wax or laser dont come back in one day

>>83050742
you doubt too much, i tell you. theres some hairy lovers out there.

t. hairy hater

>>83050727
She loves the negative attention. She doesnt want a simp she wants to feel like a victim. She in major quotations. Getting tranny vibes.

>>83050742
>because you are not telling the truth
I AM TELLING THE TRUH WDYM? let me prove it then

this is a fetish post, everyone ITT has a y chromosome

>>83050754
I gotta take the shot anon, most women don't have any body hair at all dude

>>83050742
I realise now that you are probably a brown tranny if its still growing back. Probably for the best that you keep your burqa on.

>>83050746
it still grew again, i told you i tried everything and it is all a pain in the ass
>>83050749
you sound like women telling manlets someone will love them one day
>>83050754
>>83050757
>>83050759
wow you are so original for calling hairy women trannies. kill yourself assholes.

>>83050785
Ah honestly go fuck yourself, i didn't call you tranny at all and i'm here openly simping for your ass to try and get you to take me seriously. if you want to be a victim so bad yeah you're fucking unlovable, happy? fuck off then

>>83050785
get help, you have issues. before your hairylover exists, you need to be loveable in the first place.

>>83050794
because we literally are. i am sorry reality hurts your feelings. i am the hairy woman in a world where men are repulsed from seeing any body hair and nothing is working to fix my genes. then you come up here and make it about yourself. like you're the victim. you have no idea what it's like to get the worst card in life.

>>83050812
Yeah, ignore me and the several other guys trying to date you. Just get off this board please, if you want to be delusional about reality do it alone in your room and not here

>>83050785
You give tranny vibes not because you are hairy but you are desperately seeking an excuse for why you are unsuccessful with men. It is totally your body hair and not the fact you were born a man.

>>83050807
you would never say that to a hairless woman but let's keep pretending it isn't all about looks and no one cares about your personality if they don't find you attractive
>>83050819
have YOU seen reality? no one is trying to date me because men hate hairy girls. women are not allowed to have any body hair. you will see women of all sorts of looks being found somewhat attractive but no one likes hairy women. you will see men simping for obese niggers before hairy women.

>>83050825
I'm literally simping for you but fine, i'll fuck off your thread so you can larp as a unlovable monster

>>83050820
it is not an excuse but the truth. and you still have the audacity to pretend the body hair isn't the problem. you are seeing trannies everywhere because you are a faggot. kys
>>83050833
yet another moid rejecting a hairy woman for being hairy but what's new

>>83050841
You type like a moid

>>83050825
not really. its global. no point in trying to get a relationship if you have personality disorders and mental illnesses.

>>83050850
you must like that since you're a faggot
>>83050852
i have no mental illness, it is all physical. what is this bluepilled normie cope on my /r9k/? "it's not your looks, it's totally your personality!!" ignoring all the good looking people who get away with doing anything all the time.

>>83050852
>>83050850
It's a ragebait thread, just let it die

>>83050874
lets be real girl you are not mentally well
>>83050876
okay

>>83050876
what is enraging you about my issues exactly? i am the one who cannot find love because of my genetics and you are butthurt because why? you go die. my thread is what i have experienced firsthand. cope and seethe.

>>83050606 (OP)
get hormone treatment for hirsutism

>>83050902
my mental is just fine. it is about my looks. if i didn't have these genetics i wouldn't be lonely. you know this. if you were being real you would stop denying reality.
>>83050916
i don't have a hormonal imbalance, i am just genetically hairy like a hirsute.

>>83050905
>i am the one who cannot find love
proceeds to ignore the several anons simping for her in the thread. Truly a "femcel" moment

>>83050929
what simping when they dont know how i look and would run if they did like every moid

>>83050945
How do you know if you never give it a chance? i'm a hairy girl lover myself, there are threads about it daily on this place. doubt a little mustache is scaring anyone off, just say you're chad only and be done with it

>>83050959
moids literally run the moment they see my body hair and everyone is telling me how ugly it is but ok there is an obscure website with coomers who fetishize 3 strands of pubes so i guess my lived experience isn't real.

>>83050993
Well, prove everyone wrong and add someone from here then

>>83050999
Im trans btw just so you know

>>83050999
how does that prove anything
>>83051007
kys

>>83050606 (OP)
Ruby is that you?

>>83051023
Well, you're saying everyone will run i'm saying not everyone will, worst case scenario you prove to yourself that you are unlovable or whatever, best case you get a boyfriend. where do you lose exactly?
>>83051007
based on my r9k experience, that wouldn't stop 30% of the board

>>83050606 (OP)
>which is the biggest dealbreaker ever to moids
No it's not. If you had 9/10-10/10 body shape and facial genetics or faked it with asian makeup, you could get away with being the hairiest fucking forest ogre. Get rid of your stache with laser or whatever, the rest doesn't matter, nobody cares if you're hot. If you're mid and you're not even trying to pretend to have 9/10 genetics, then yes, people will care, because you're already mid.

>>83051029
who
>>83051033
why would i humiliate myself like that, i already know men run when they see how i look and you don't understand how painful this process is

>>83051043
Well, i won't run, and you don't have to add someone and send your face or body first thing, get to know each other or something

>>83051040
omg you don't understand anything about how attractiveness works just stop. not that i am not ugly otherwise but the main source of my ugliness is the hair, men would absolutely pick a hairless mid over a hairy ogre 9. also you still acknowledge how much being hairy sucks because you are saying the only way you can get away with it is if you are a supermodel.

>>83050606 (OP)
Yeah I know how you feel I'm a 300+ pound plus moid who shits twice a day, it's too much effort to wipe aswell so I just let it crust. Women are such bitches and they get the 'ick'. I am consider undateable because of this.

Laser hair removal is the same tier as breast reduction. They spit on God and are unworthy of being touched. Fuck all lasercels and reductioncels. They deserve to die alone, poor, and diseased.

>>83051060
comparing genetics you cant control to not wiping your ass?

>>83051059
>omg you don't understand anything about how attractiveness works just stop
No, you don't understand. If you understood anything, you'd long have a Chadlite boyfriend and fifty orbiters.
>supermodels
Supermodels are all mid 7/10 girls, 8/10 at best.
>only way you can get away with it
Get gook facial surgery so you have a 9/10 face, get in shape, get boobs done, ???, now you have a fake 9/10 body. If you don't have the money for any of that, you can fake a lot with makeup, or date some autistic tech bro that makes $300k a year and pays for your surgeries. You have no idea whatsoever how easy it is for a young girl to get a boyfriend and how low the bar is, you don't even have a concept of how low the bar is.

>>83051078
My genetics make it so I shit twice a day, I mean I could wipe the shit off but its impossible and it will be there the next time I shit

>>83051089
and how does any of this solve my body hair problem that is a dealbreaker for all men
>>83051090
fuck you

>>83051103
>and how does any of this solve my body hair problem that is a dealbreaker for all men
This is literally you >>83051090

Women will literally make up any reason to blame men for their shortcomings lmfao

I'm a moneycel. I grew up with a trust fund and inherited an eight figure portfolio plus house, sailboat, lakehouse, and penthouse. To make things worse I'm also a tallcel. At 6'8" I'll never be a shortking and for all women this is nonnegotiable.

>>83050606 (OP)
Litteraly just wax and shave the parts you cant wax lmao, there is other treatments aswell like electrolysis or some shi

>>83050709
The main thing men care about is curves, not body hair.

>>83050606 (OP)
Also If like electrolysis doesnt work or even if it does you should definitely see a doctor if your as hairy as you claim you definitely probably have some hormonal issues which they could help with

>>83051183
I see (you) anon, I see (you).

>>83050606 (OP)
>unibrow
fine
>hairs on my chin
ehhhh, not ideal, but I could look past it
>mustache
fine
>crazy armpit, leg, pubic hair. even my ass crack and nipples are hairy for some reason
utter perfection
The question is would you be OK with a man with problems? Not so much appearance, but general failure at life/career.

>>83050606 (OP)
>my body hair is still hirsute-tier even after laser
Literally how? Doesn't laser straight up remove the hairs entirely?