Thread 83057760

>Be me
>Take a giant stinky shit
>Run out of toilet paper midway through wiping that truckload
>Panic
>Check the under sink cabinet
>See multi purpose wipes similar to that of flushable wipes
>Pretty much the same thing lol
>Proceed to wipe clean
>FeelsGoodMan.jpeg
>Finish and flush
>FFW 5 minutes
>Sitting on the couch
>The portal to hell begins to open up inside of my asshole
>Panic 2.0
>Run back to the bathroom while trying to hold back Freddy Krueger is trying to claw his way out
>Have no idea what to do
>I only have a shower over with no bidet
>Better make do
>Strip naked
>Turn on the shower
>Pose like in picrel
>Ass facing towards the blast for half an hour
>Its not over, but better
>I feel cleaner as a whistle but my asshole is still throbbing like a steam train in heat

Im never doing that again.

>>83057760 (OP)
>Showering after a shit
That's what most fat people do

>>83057772

Or they hold their ass cheeks apart. Can't always have a shower available.

>>83057772
Im only 400lbs and I never shower after a shit.

>>83057760 (OP)
>my asshole is still throbbing
Posts like this really make me wonder if incels are just deeply closeted homos....

This is why you should have a girl to lick your ass clean after shitting.

>>83057772
You're thinking of welfare mutts.

I was out of toilet paper at a public toilet. I had to wipe with my bare hands and then rush to the sink to get cleaned. No matter how hard I washed, I smelled like shit the whole day.