Thread 83058188

Big Fat Cunny edition
Normalfaggots not welcome!
To post in this thread, you must be:
>male
>incel
>KHHV
>score 140+ on the quiz
https://robot-general.neocities.org/quiz
Or not, you should already know if your a robot
>cyborgs also welcome if you post loli

You are NOT WELCOME if you are a:
>normalfaggot
>foid
>sexhaver
>loli hater

Rules:
>ignore bait and seething normalfags
>don't be a nigger or a foid

FAQ:
>what are these threads for?
A hangout threads for fellow robots, to take back our board. The goal is to have a dedicated space that separates us from the normalfags, foids, and other unsavory shit that has become ubiquitous here.
>why the cunny?
It's great normalfag repellent

Thread question:
Are you on neetbux in your cunt, and if so, how'd you get it?

>>83058188 (OP)
What is thsi

>>83058221
If you're that new you don't know what a robot is, your probably a tourist or underage b&
A robot is a male virgin incel, usually autist and hardened by decades of feels. If this doesn't generally describe you, then leave

>>83058188 (OP)
what a depressing quiz,. I am worse, you missed several stabs to thje heat

>Score: 271 | Wizard
TRUMP
MURDER ME
I NEVER ASKED FO R THIS
My parents followed the flow
They only wantee thed best for us

>>83058276
If kuro was real, and I met her.. I woud die. After an hour of bliss.

>>83058188 (OP)
turning 30 next year
It's so beyond over, I got every single bonus point
And of course I'm a fucking wagecuck, I get ZERO neetbuxx in this hell

>>83058322
I didn't design the quiz, but it's better than the picture one's I've seen floating around imo
>>83058332
do your parents know just how bad it really is? Like, esp with things like cunny addiction?
>>83058335
She'd keep you going for at least 2-3 hours, draining you of every drop of mana. No mercy

>>83058332
waaaaaait a minute, where's that halo comin from
there's someone down there!

>>83058357
One is dead
The other one lives 100% in the clouds of delusion.

>>83058382
WAGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
AHHHHHHHHHHH

i am a 35 year old virgin

>>83058405
rest in peace. I never had a proper mother figure, lots of narcissistic emotional abuse and abandonment. I imagine a lot of other robots also come from a similar situation with either parent
>>83058409
oh great wizard, tell us of your magic powers. I look forward to getting mine in a few months

>>83058405
I referenced SABAH to my boss once. She went on a good ten minute rant on how Bedevere and the whole Arthurian Mythos was just a ripoff of Christianity. Beddere denied King Arthur three times and that clearly ripped of Peter. Three times. She tried to match me with this very MUTE girl... Shes so hot, wears cute goth shirts. I have heard her talk four times. If the world let me I would be a mute. Weras a shirt that says "I AM THE LOST SHEEP"
" THE 99TH THE SHEPARD CHASED"
implied once.. wanted to take her to an art exibit. She didnt hear, but her closest "friend" just laughed. I am grateful that she kept quiet nothing in the status quo has changed.

>>83058473
The only actual Arturian legend I have read was Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, and it had very strong pagan themes and influences. She's spewing bullshit.

>>83058188 (OP)
>Score 140
I've missed these threads. Good to see you all again.

>>83058678
the creative generals I also miss. I might make something and start one of those threads myself sometime this week, actually. good to see there's still some real robots around

Ah... cunny threads. I honesttly miss the 2010s....

>>83058188 (OP)
why is she trying to feed me cyanide tablets?

>>83058867
some things never change anon
>>83058891
silly, you'd need to eat a ridiculous number of apple seeds to get poisoned! Although if they were fed to me like that, I'd gladly eat a good number of them T<T

>>83058188 (OP)
Honest question. How do I actually get a job? No one responds when I apply.
I'm 29 and still live with my parents and it's getting very embarrassing.

>>83058967
pro-tip here, the game is changing fast for employment. Nepotism is the best way, if your parents or someone they are friends/work with know someone that needs to hire just a body to do some menial shit.
Employment postings online are HR created, and HR just filters you out and keeps as many people from getting a job as possible so only the "best" person gets the job, even if its some shit low level position they don't really care either, since its their wagie job to post that shit. AI filtering is now a thing for resume's, so having no work experience means you probably don't even make it to human eyes.
Here's what I suggest if you have no good options at all. Try to get into a kitchen position as a dishwasher, or some other job known for people being high when they do it - even if you don't do drugs, that means a sober autist with zero work ethic can probably handle it. Kitchen's have high turnover anyways, so it's easier to get a position with one - go in person to one hiring, and meet briefly with a manager. Thye're gonna tell you to apply online, but you've already made contact in person and they are now much more likely to review you as a candidate. Not many people are competing with you for kitchen jobs, so you have a high chance.

Dishwasher work ain't great, but usally the teams are tight nit and busy enough to make the day go by quick while having plenty of breaks for cigarettes and stuff. If you want to do drugs after moving out, tons of people in the restaraunt industry are plugged into that life, and if you stay long enough you'll eventually find someone that can hook you up. You probably need a good smoke anyways after years of being cooped up with folks.

>>83058967
I also just moved back in with my folks at 29 after getting kicked out the military. It's doubly embarassing that I'm back again, for the 3rd time, but I don't plan on staying much longer. 6 months already but I spent 3 of those finding a decent-ish job ($20/hr blue collar waging)

32 yo khhv without anything to say just wanted to say thank you for making this thread again

>>83059058
thanks for stopping by anon, maybe next time you'll think of something. no pressure though man

Why aren't tranny jannies letting me bump the thread?

>>83059117
looks like it got bumped to me. You sure your catalog settings are for most recent post?

>>83059131
It's showing page 10 for me, but if I go to catalog then the thread is towards the top. Might just be a weird glitch on my end.

>>83059156
no I'm pretty sure you're right, for the by page view it's not being bumped. I haven't browsed by page in a decade, but I bet a lot of anons would miss this thread because of that.