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Anonymous No.83061329 [Report] >>83061356 >>83061370 >>83061371 >>83061396 >>83061399 >>83061446 >>83061448 >>83061598 >>83061616 >>83061650 >>83061793 >>83061829 >>83061840
You get one wish. What do you wish for? It can be anything.
Anonymous No.83061356 [Report] >>83061795
>>83061329 (OP)
I wish for a chicken shawarma
Anonymous No.83061362 [Report]
Rewire the DNA of the entirety of humanity so they stop acting like fucking retard nigger monkeys. Maybe that helps.
Anonymous No.83061370 [Report] >>83061388
>>83061329 (OP)
I want to be Buddha.
Anonymous No.83061371 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
bring 1 billion muslims into europe right now!

oh you dont like autists, my fellow white neighbors? Enjoy niggers then :)
Anonymous No.83061381 [Report]
No more wish boards
Anonymous No.83061388 [Report] >>83061402
>>83061370
>I want to be Buddha.
What a lame fucking wish. Fuck you, anon
Anonymous No.83061396 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
True love. I don't care if that makes me some simp, I don't care if that's cringe, I need a purpose in my life
Anonymous No.83061399 [Report] >>83061437
>>83061329 (OP)
i wish for a million wishes
Anonymous No.83061402 [Report]
>>83061388
You just totally don't get it (in an epic way).
schadenfoid No.83061416 [Report]
i wish too have all that i desire
Anonymous No.83061437 [Report]
>>83061399
no, you only get one wish
Anonymous No.83061446 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
absolute mechanical creativity and knowledge about late 90's-early 2000's mercedeses
Anonymous No.83061448 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
A looks-matched barren but doable fuck-buddy who wants to drain my balls every day.
Anonymous No.83061560 [Report]
reset my life to early adolescence, just before I made one of several huge mistakes.
Anonymous No.83061598 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
I wish for anything I want to be so
Anonymous No.83061616 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
My ideal gf who would love me forever.
Anonymous No.83061650 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
Chinese girlfriend who lets me live in her apartment
Anonymous No.83061708 [Report]
I wish to poop my pants and stay clean
Anonymous No.83061793 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
I wish my best friend was gay so we could be more than friends and I can make him chocolate chip cookies and we can live happily ever after
Anonymous No.83061795 [Report]
>>83061356
Based if with extra tahini
BORN TO SHIT, FORCED TO WIPE No.83061808 [Report]
HARD, PACKED GHOST POOPS FOREVER. LEAVES THE ASS WOTH A MASSIVE "THUNK" 100% OF THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT I EAT, WHEN I EAT OR HOW MUCH I EAT. TOILET PAPER CLEAN FIRST TIME EVERY TIME. NO MORE HYPERWIPER SHITS.
Anonymous No.83061829 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
My ex coming back and she tells me she loves me, we have sex and marry and are togheter forever..
Anonymous No.83061840 [Report]
>>83061329 (OP)
Omniscience/omnipotence
Anonymous No.83061860 [Report]
Sandbox world where I am immortal and god