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Anonymous No.83064285 [Report] >>83064638 >>83064664 >>83064669 >>83064805 >>83064826 >>83064838 >>83065103 >>83065299 >>83065310 >>83065677 >>83065960 >>83066806
Had a girl slide into my DMs
>friend invites me out for Halloween
>Go to pub for just a drink
>Briefly end up chatting to some Goth/stoner chick for all of about 10 minutes
About the many uses of the word "cunt" of all things
>Friend comes back and we finish our drinks
>Few days later get a follow request and a DM from said Goth stoner
>She found my Instagram
>Says she had a nice time speaking to me
>Little bit of back and forth, she apologizes that she didn't offer me some weed that she had on her that night
I never asked
>She goes onto how she's moving out of her parents place into a council flat
Feels like random trauma dumping and I get a bit creeped out
>I send pic related
>She says how she "doesn't really go out a lot". Which is a line I've heard before and is basically a meme at this point
>Say I'm cool for a coffee if she wants to get one on Friday
>She says she has a cold and can't do Friday
>I put the ball in her court and say she can message me when she feels better, to which she says she will with a bunch of emojis
>Saturday night she posts on her Instagram her grinding up on her girlfriend's in a pub and walking home drunk
>I block and delete her cause I knew the "not going out a lot" line was bullshit.

It feels good to actually have had a girl slide up in my DMs, but in the same token she's just another hoe and I kinda felt like she was looking for someone to bail her current circumstances of moving out of her parents home into a council flat at the age of 21.
>Not a good sign
This seems to be the norm at the moment
Anonymous No.83064300 [Report]
cool man hope you get a gf and can get off this site
wish that happened to me
Anonymous No.83064638 [Report]
>>83064285 (OP)
>CHADanon has an Instagram
Just shut this place down already
Anonymous No.83064664 [Report] >>83064909 >>83065680
>>83064285 (OP)
>have friends
>can go out amongst people
>can talk normally to people
>have instagram
why are you on /r9k/?
Anonymous No.83064669 [Report] >>83064821 >>83064851
>>83064285 (OP)
Wtf were the random breaks in the greentext with regular text?
Anonymous No.83064705 [Report]
Nice sounds like you have a little bit of discernment.
Anonymous No.83064805 [Report]
>>83064285 (OP)
"Not going out a lot" is foid speak for not going out every single night of the entire year. She parties on the weekends clearly, and thought you were "cute and sweet" enough to message but not enough to go out with for some reason. Highly retarded, probably sniffed you out as a mark but women are retarded so she smelled wrong
Anonymous No.83064821 [Report]
>>83064669
Bracketing text without (bracketing) text
Anonymous No.83064826 [Report]
>>83064285 (OP)
Based anon.
I couldn't bring myself to unfollow someone because of what you went through, but it's defo the way to go.
Anonymous No.83064838 [Report] >>83065024 >>83065157 >>83066869
>>83064285 (OP)
>Had a girl slide into my dms
So your first thought was to brag about it like you're 16? People have sex, people fuck, jeez louise.
Oh my god guys, a GURL put her mouth on my peepee
Anonymous No.83064851 [Report]
>>83064669
turbonormgroid cant into greentext desu
Anonymous No.83064909 [Report]
>>83064664
Minus the instagram I do that too? I just plain don't like LGBT.
Anonymous No.83065024 [Report] >>83065072
>>83064838
Most men need to court and write/talk to women first
Anonymous No.83065072 [Report]
>>83065024
Lmao no they don't, retard. Do you live in the 50s or some shit?
Anonymous No.83065103 [Report]
>>83064285 (OP)
GET OUT OF MY BOARD NORMALFAGGOTS
Anonymous No.83065109 [Report]
You wouldnt happen to be located in Jersey would you?

Meaning this crown dependency in the English Channel?
Anonymous No.83065157 [Report] >>83065648
>>83064838
Kek, this faggot is seething
Anonymous No.83065299 [Report] >>83065558
>>83064285 (OP)
So some hoe wanted to fuck and you turned her down because youre autistic?
Anonymous No.83065310 [Report]
>>83064285 (OP)
Normie thread fuck off
Anonymous No.83065558 [Report]
>>83065299
What is to gain from banging some moid that is community property
Anonymous No.83065648 [Report]
>>83065157
I really am not
>inb4 you replied so it must mean you're boiling
Dude, over the age of 16 who the fuck is bragging about getting their dick sucked?
Ok? people suck and fuck each other. Ever heard of marriage?
Anonymous No.83065677 [Report]
>>83064285 (OP)
I have a nice story from this Halloween also :)))
>Go out with friend meet this objective 9/10 MINIMUM bombshell get her Insta we talk and she comes on to me
>Go on a few dates since then goes really well she is nice and smart also
>As of yesterday she is now my gf :)))))
Anonymous No.83065680 [Report] >>83066909
>>83064664
This. Leave, nigger
Anonymous No.83065960 [Report]
>>83064285 (OP)
rejecting women like this and whores are some of the best decisions you can make. I used to know a girl who i was head of heels with until i found out she was fucking men aged 25+ since she was 15. she asked me out and i told her to fuck off and then blocked her. my only regret is that i couldn't speak to her face to face
Anonymous No.83066806 [Report]
>>83064285 (OP)
Why are you here? It sounds like foids just loooove you, "ooooh look at me, a random girl slid into my DM's" why are you in /r9k/? You just want to make us feel bad about being here
Anonymous No.83066869 [Report]
>>83064838
perhaps you should find another board to use, faggot?
Anonymous No.83066909 [Report]
>>83065680
Wow, that's a cute picture of Pokimane!