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Anonymous No.83065568 [Report] >>83065588 >>83065602 >>83065872 >>83065945 >>83065965 >>83067036
Look, I'm as much of a lonely, and straight 35 year old man as you can get on the internet, but these socks are really fucking comfortable. What else am I missing out on?
Anonymous No.83065577 [Report]
Do you have an electric blanket? If you get cold winters they're amazing.
Anonymous No.83065588 [Report]
>>83065568 (OP)
A 10-inch octopus-tentacle dragon dildo with remote-controlled vibration, fake cum, and immersive ocean sounds
Anonymous No.83065602 [Report] >>83065850
>>83065568 (OP)
Shave your arse hole and you need less toilet paper to clean it
Anonymous No.83065850 [Report]
>>83065602
feels weird though ever
Anonymous No.83065872 [Report] >>83065897
>>83065568 (OP)
i once tried on my ex's fishnets tights just out of curiosity
it's a very interesting sensation and did feel nice but kinda weird too
Anonymous No.83065897 [Report] >>83065944
>>83065872
why'd it feel weird? cause of leg hair maybe?
Anonymous No.83065944 [Report] >>83066083
>>83065897
felt weird cus i never wear anything that tight on my legs in general, and i find fishnets really hot on women so it was weird seeing them on my legs. also just feeling the fishnets which is so many holes so the sensation is just unique not like a tight sock on your leg, it's like a million small threads tightened around you which is maybe just a lot of sensation for me
Anonymous No.83065945 [Report]
>>83065568 (OP)
stockings feel really good, fucked up how I am too disgusting to wear them now
Anonymous No.83065965 [Report]
>>83065568 (OP)
I kinda want to fuck your thighs while you wear those.
Anonymous No.83066083 [Report]
>>83065944
>felt weird cus i never wear anything that tight on my legs in general, and i find fishnets really hot on women so it was weird seeing them on my legs.
lol well that makes sense it's true I suppose guys rarely wear anything tight I guess I'm used to it cause most of my wardrobe is tight fitting. I bet it'd be hot seeing a muscle guy in fishnets tho
Anonymous No.83067036 [Report]
>>83065568 (OP)
Start wearing short shorts, booty shorts and crop tops too.