Thread 83067484

Anyone else be eating bags of eggs. I wish I had done this sooner this is like an s tier snack

it really isn't that difficult to boil eggs

>>83067484 (OP)
I love spicy pickled eggs, they look gross but are so fucking good.

this nigga eating bagged eggs

>>83067499
ok bro. go buy a bag and try it and you'll see

I go through pickled eggs like a maniac.
60 large eggs in an electric pressure cooker. Cook 4 minutes then manual release and straight to icebath. 1tbsp crawfish boil per pint jar and 1tbsp chili flakes(Chinese is hotter than cayenne, korean is not hot at all). 5% vinegar, whatever kind you like, boil then fill jar and seal. I get 6 to a jar loose, 7 if squishing them down.
Very difficult to make them spicy, suggestion is to make pepper vinegar first if you want spicy eggs. Hot sauce can be added, but will be muted in final product. Refrigerator is a meme, I keep them out until they're gone and never got sick. Needs two weeks before they start getting good, never had them last longer than four weeks. They probably continue to improve with age forever.

>>83067484 (OP)
it takes like 11 minutes to boil eggs bro, its cheaper too

>>83067666
>66 minutes of your lifespan taken by 6 eggs
>666
spooky

>>83067821
bro they go in parallel
it's just 11 minutes
sure it's 66 egg-minutes, but you gay

>>83067903
You mean I have to eat all the eggs?
Why are you doing this?

>>83067484 (OP)
i get the marinated ones from the asian grocery. mogs

>>83067484 (OP)
Just buy one of these. I cook my eggs in them and they turn out perfect every single time.
No need for useless pots and pans.

>>83068796
whoops, forgot the pic

>>83068796
>gray flashback
>anon stumbles into his kitchen
>trips and knocks multiple pots onto the floor
>flails wildly and accidentally hits himself in the head with a pan
>cries in despair
>narrator comes on
>"tired of having to manage those useless pots and pans to cook your eggs? now with the nostalgia my-mini premium egg cooker, you don't have to!"
>page flip transition
>anon is in color, eating eggs happily on the couch

I don't really get people's obsession with removing natural protective shells from foods and then putting said foods in plastic packaging. Pretty sure I've seen the same done with clementines. All this greenwashing virtue signalling going around, but nobody seems to point out this retardation.