>>83067997
you asking for a very specific type of dude that has to be a /r9k/tard, good luck, lol, also you're probably expecting some perfect utopian cock and the closest you'll get is a brownish looking meat tube
>>83068106
no.. youre.... wrong.... youre wrong.... youre wrong, youre wrong..... a multitude of princely penises await me here. im not like you. my fortune is favourable to me. i have an angel...
>>83068616
ill hold out... ill have hope for a miracle...
i wont give up... i havent exercised all avenues of possibility yet... this isnt over.... right??
>>83067827
no-one that looks like this would be posting here, this board is for sexless losers and no guy who looks like that would be sexless
closest you'll get is some skinny freak with zero muscle definition, or some prison-gay man on steroids
>>83068778
ill cling to this chance the bishounen gods have given me. they work in multifaceted ways, but they are merciful towards me. my prince will find me here
>>83068064
there are anons who fit OPs criteria but yeah they're pretty rare
I've talked to at least 3, and I'm talking to one of 'em rn but he hates fujoshis
>>83068943
that would be selfish of me... i imagine there are others here awaiting their prince as well.. i couldnt just take you for myself, however tempting. thats the point of the thread
s-stop that.. youre making me feel all tingly inside.. theres no way this love could ever lay the bricks of a home for us.. things better off this way for the both of us.. just be compliant okay?
i cant deny how im acting is irrational... but.. i also cant deny that right now i want to see you more than ever... youll do that for me, please? if what i feel right now is truly crazy and not of this world.. then this sensation is also both those things... please, just comply... i hope you can find it in yourself to understand how i feel..
>>83069059
I cannot understand how you would wanna throw out someone offering themselves to you out to the wolves. I don't wanna be torn apart into the wind. I just cannot do it. I just want somebody to love me and keep me for themselves.
I want somebody to share, share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts, know my intimate details
Someone who'll stand by my side and give me support
And in return, she'll get my support
She will listen to me when I want to speak
About the world we live in and life in general
Though my views may be wrong, they may even be perverted
She'll hear me out and won't easily be converted
To my way of thinking, in fact, she'll often disagree
But at the end of it all, she will understand me
>>83069103
theres no use... a love based on corrupt ideals cannot ever bear fruit... if i truly am the creature the world despises me for being, then what more am i to do? a cursed existence... one cannot overcome their fate... i know this... ive come to terms with it. why are you so insistent on tearing me apart even further? if you could lay your ear on my chest and hear my beating heart... then i think you could understand... the tempo of a madman, which beats uncontrollably... if only you could hear it.. if only you could truly grasp my heart...
you... were larping?
ah, i see. so you were larping... you mean to tell me everything you said was a lie? i mean, not like i can blame you. i know how the world is. the only difference? i would never lie about my motives...
larping.... huh...
i dont why i feel sad. just post your penis please.
then you cannot possibly be my... no, *our* prince.
thats fine... i believe i will find my prince in this thread. i havent given up hope even now. i wont give up until my prince reveals his manhood to me