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Anonymous No.83067804 [Report] >>83067810 >>83067827 >>83067857 >>83067883 >>83068429 >>83068865 >>83068869
cock thread
if youre a guy of this archetype (picrel) post your cock
thanks
Anonymous No.83067810 [Report] >>83067826
>>83067804 (OP)
>this archetype
What, a tall and skinny guy? Common r9k phenotype.
Anonymous No.83067826 [Report] >>83068897
>>83067810
morally grey bishounen mysterious sexy guy disorder
Anonymous No.83067827 [Report] >>83068778
>>83067804 (OP)
BONUS: IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS POST PHYSIQUE THANKS
Anonymous No.83067857 [Report]
>>83067804 (OP)
i'm kinda tall and skinny but got no clear color hair and ain't pale, also i don't wear that kind of clothing, sorry :v
Anonymous No.83067883 [Report]
>>83067804 (OP)
Sorry but I have too much butt to fit that mold, glhf my homo
Anonymous No.83067997 [Report] >>83068011 >>83068064
WHERE ARE THE COCKS???!!!!!
Anonymous No.83068011 [Report] >>83068024 >>83068027
>>83067997
There are very few men who look that beautiful, fujoanon. Most of us are boring and average. And have small pps
Anonymous No.83068024 [Report]
>>83068011
you all need to get more beautiful NOW
Anonymous No.83068027 [Report] >>83068131 >>83068156
>>83068011
I have a big pp, but i'm BROWN D:D:
also waiting for the cocks btw
Anonymous No.83068064 [Report] >>83068075 >>83068580 >>83068810
>>83067997
you asking for a very specific type of dude that has to be a /r9k/tard, good luck, lol, also you're probably expecting some perfect utopian cock and the closest you'll get is a brownish looking meat tube
Anonymous No.83068075 [Report] >>83068106
>>83068064
im just g9ing to ignoar you. patience is the key. bishounen gods will bless me
Anonymous No.83068106 [Report] >>83068135
>>83068075
pretty beautiful twink boys dont exist on this board anon, i would know as the biggest fujo
Anonymous No.83068131 [Report] >>83068156
>>83068027
I'm brown and I have a small pp D:D:D:
Anonymous No.83068135 [Report]
>>83068106
no.. youre.... wrong.... youre wrong.... youre wrong, youre wrong..... a multitude of princely penises await me here. im not like you. my fortune is favourable to me. i have an angel...
Anonymous No.83068156 [Report] >>83068247
>>83068027
>>83068131
are you pretty brown? or ugly brown?
Anonymous No.83068220 [Report] >>83068279
where are those penises, boys
Anonymous No.83068247 [Report] >>83068270 >>83068275
>>83068156
Pretty brown, but I won't post myself here because it's against the rules.
Anonymous No.83068270 [Report] >>83068284
>>83068247
I would dare to say I'm also quite good lucking, we should make love
Anonymous No.83068275 [Report]
>>83068247
are you a moron?
who do you think you are attempting to tease me like that, theres no way ill beg...

......just say its a picture of someone else jannies wont have any way of knowing
Anonymous No.83068279 [Report]
>>83068220
1) I'm black
2) I'm circumcised
3) I'm small

You don't want to see mine.
Anonymous No.83068284 [Report]
>>83068270
Okay anon. Since you're bigger you can be the top!
Anonymous No.83068341 [Report] >>83068376
the gods are testing my virtues today, i see
what a sick and twisted game
Anonymous No.83068376 [Report] >>83068387
>>83068341
lol, if you want twinks go to instagram or twitter, not fucking /r9k/
Anonymous No.83068387 [Report] >>83068398
>>83068376
i dont use either of those retarted bullshit apps, you can politely go kill yourself now
Anonymous No.83068398 [Report] >>83068432
>>83068387
>i dont use either of those retarted bullshit apps

i don't like fujos but you gained my respect with that

>you can politely go kill yourself now

sure, i'll see if i can find some twinks for you along the way
Anonymous No.83068429 [Report] >>83068522
>>83067804 (OP)
>mfw twink phase OVER
>mfw went and got fit and way *way* masc
:<
i wanna show you guys my cocks but my thighs are huuuge
Anonymous No.83068432 [Report] >>83068442
>>83068398
please bring them to me in bulk. hordes if you will. i dont care if you must cage their cocks in order for their cooperation.

BRING THEM TO ME
Anonymous No.83068442 [Report] >>83068475
>>83068432
I love Lulu+Suzaku
Anonymous No.83068475 [Report]
>>83068442
me too anon..... me too.... beautiful boys...
Anonymous No.83068482 [Report] >>83068522
i got a sorta slim midriff and went femboy mode a few years ago, though now idc, but i ain't on twink territory, sorry fujo anon
Anonymous No.83068522 [Report] >>83068549 >>83068572
>>83068429
>>83068482
do either of you have old pictures?? please share them...
Anonymous No.83068549 [Report] >>83068571
>>83068522
videos ;)
tw: brown (yellow? i'm part chinese) :^] because I know it's not everyone cup of tea
https://files.catbox.moe/yt0m3k.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/d0eq60.mp4
Anonymous No.83068571 [Report] >>83068575 >>83068580
>>83068549
what. the. fuck. even *IS* that???
in my blessed bishounen thread....

BEGONE!
BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE! BEGONE!


BEGONE PEST
Anonymous No.83068572 [Report]
>>83068522
nah i burned that era like Alexandria, and even if i had some photos i wouldn't share 'em since i was a minor
Anonymous No.83068575 [Report]
>>83068571
BAHAHAHA
LIKE I SAID ANON, TWINK ERA *OVER*
Anonymous No.83068578 [Report] >>83068602
>gayanon got what he asked for
Anonymous No.83068580 [Report] >>83068601
>>83068571
>>83068064
told ya fujo anon
Anonymous No.83068601 [Report] >>83068643
>>83068580
pretty sure this is just a gay man anon
Anonymous No.83068602 [Report] >>83068616
>>83068578
I NEVER ASKED FOR.... THAT!!!!
TRULY, TRULY.... THIS HAS BEEN A DASTARDLY DAY...
Anonymous No.83068616 [Report] >>83068646
>>83068602
i already told you theres no cute twink boys here. they only exist in anime and manga, anon
Anonymous No.83068643 [Report] >>83068654
>>83068601
probably, either way same thing
Anonymous No.83068646 [Report]
>>83068616
ill hold out... ill have hope for a miracle...
i wont give up... i havent exercised all avenues of possibility yet... this isnt over.... right??

ITS NOT ALL IN VAIN, RIGHT?
RIGHT????
Anonymous No.83068654 [Report] >>83068714
>>83068643
nuh uh. fujos are women, men who obsess over yaoi and gay stuff are homosexual
Anonymous No.83068714 [Report] >>83068724
>>83068654
could be larping you know
Anonymous No.83068724 [Report] >>83068730
>>83068714
larping as what, a gay guy?
Anonymous No.83068726 [Report]
never ever give up your prince will save you!
Anonymous No.83068730 [Report] >>83068736
>>83068724
as a fujo retard
Anonymous No.83068736 [Report] >>83068744
>>83068730
but op never stated to be a fujo
Anonymous No.83068744 [Report] >>83068753
>>83068736
hasn't denied it when being called like it either
Anonymous No.83068753 [Report]
>>83068744
true.
itd be cool if we had more fujos here, i dont wanna be the only girl posting yaoi all the time.
hey op are you gay or a fujo
Anonymous No.83068758 [Report] >>83068771
I don't fit your anime archetypes but I'm 7x5.5" and heterosexual, I only like women
Anonymous No.83068771 [Report] >>83068781
>>83068758
if you do not fit the supreme archetype..
why do you dwell here within this thread?
Anonymous No.83068778 [Report] >>83068806
>>83067827
no-one that looks like this would be posting here, this board is for sexless losers and no guy who looks like that would be sexless
closest you'll get is some skinny freak with zero muscle definition, or some prison-gay man on steroids
Anonymous No.83068781 [Report] >>83068818
>>83068771
anon answer the question are you a gay guy or a fujo!!!!
Anonymous No.83068806 [Report]
>>83068778
ill cling to this chance the bishounen gods have given me. they work in multifaceted ways, but they are merciful towards me. my prince will find me here
Anonymous No.83068810 [Report] >>83068828
>>83068064
there are anons who fit OPs criteria but yeah they're pretty rare
I've talked to at least 3, and I'm talking to one of 'em rn but he hates fujoshis
Anonymous No.83068818 [Report]
>>83068781
the silence fiils the streets....
Anonymous No.83068828 [Report] >>83068857
>>83068810
show him to me
Anonymous No.83068857 [Report]
>>83068828
he's got a thread up rn, you can't miss it
Anonymous No.83068865 [Report] >>83068897
>>83067804 (OP)
I don't have grey hair but I'm pale, skinny, and tall.

what else do you want
Anonymous No.83068869 [Report]
>>83067804 (OP)
I'm tall, skinny and pale, but i also have no muscles so i don't meet the archetype.
Also i refuse to post my dick.
Sorry not sorry.
Anonymous No.83068897 [Report] >>83068908
>>83068865

i believe i have outlined it here >>>83067826
Anonymous No.83068908 [Report] >>83068926
>>83068897
I'm more of a "mentally ill unconventionally attractive loser" kinda guy myself
Anonymous No.83068926 [Report] >>83068943
>>83068908
ill take my chances with you,

you better not disappoibt me
Anonymous No.83068943 [Report] >>83068956
>>83068926
I don't plan to

Got discord?
Anonymous No.83068956 [Report] >>83068967
>>83068943
that would be selfish of me... i imagine there are others here awaiting their prince as well.. i couldnt just take you for myself, however tempting. thats the point of the thread
Anonymous No.83068967 [Report] >>83069017
>>83068956
I don't belong to the streets of the night. I deserve to be loved in a home...
Anonymous No.83068999 [Report]
>OP MIGHT get lucky
>wants to whore him out
this is why you don't deserve cute boys, OP
Anonymous No.83069017 [Report] >>83069021 >>83069025
>>83068967

s-stop that.. youre making me feel all tingly inside.. theres no way this love could ever lay the bricks of a home for us.. things better off this way for the both of us.. just be compliant okay?
Anonymous No.83069021 [Report]
>>83069017
things are*
Anonymous No.83069025 [Report] >>83069059
>>83069017
Do what you want, I don't care
Tonight I'm in the hands of fate
I hand myself over on a plate now
Anonymous No.83069059 [Report] >>83069077
>>83069025

i cant deny how im acting is irrational... but.. i also cant deny that right now i want to see you more than ever... youll do that for me, please? if what i feel right now is truly crazy and not of this world.. then this sensation is also both those things... please, just comply... i hope you can find it in yourself to understand how i feel..
Anonymous No.83069077 [Report]
>>83069059
I cannot understand how you would wanna throw out someone offering themselves to you out to the wolves. I don't wanna be torn apart into the wind. I just cannot do it. I just want somebody to love me and keep me for themselves.
Anonymous No.83069103 [Report] >>83069155
I want somebody to share, share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts, know my intimate details
Someone who'll stand by my side and give me support
And in return, she'll get my support
She will listen to me when I want to speak
About the world we live in and life in general
Though my views may be wrong, they may even be perverted
She'll hear me out and won't easily be converted
To my way of thinking, in fact, she'll often disagree
But at the end of it all, she will understand me
Anonymous No.83069155 [Report] >>83069283
>>83069103
theres no use... a love based on corrupt ideals cannot ever bear fruit... if i truly am the creature the world despises me for being, then what more am i to do? a cursed existence... one cannot overcome their fate... i know this... ive come to terms with it. why are you so insistent on tearing me apart even further? if you could lay your ear on my chest and hear my beating heart... then i think you could understand... the tempo of a madman, which beats uncontrollably... if only you could hear it.. if only you could truly grasp my heart...
Anonymous No.83069270 [Report] >>83069283
still waiting for princely penises with anticipation
Anonymous No.83069283 [Report] >>83069305
>>83069155
>>83069270
I'm tired of larping just add me or do not add me
Anonymous No.83069305 [Report] >>83069313
>>83069283

you... were larping?
ah, i see. so you were larping... you mean to tell me everything you said was a lie? i mean, not like i can blame you. i know how the world is. the only difference? i would never lie about my motives...
larping.... huh...
i dont why i feel sad. just post your penis please.
Anonymous No.83069313 [Report] >>83069331
>>83069305
I DO NOT WANT THE WORLD TO SEE MY PENIS!
Anonymous No.83069331 [Report] >>83069353
>>83069313

then you cannot possibly be my... no, *our* prince.
thats fine... i believe i will find my prince in this thread. i havent given up hope even now. i wont give up until my prince reveals his manhood to me

the show must go on, right?
Anonymous No.83069353 [Report]
>>83069331
I thought we had something precious. Now I know what it's worth.