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Anonymous No.83071194 [Report] >>83071243 >>83071319
>my father has a bigger shoe size than me

Does this mean his dick is bigger than mine too?
Anonymous No.83071205 [Report] >>83071212 >>83071217
yes because everybody knows that foot size correlates directly to dick size. and masturbating turns you deaf and blind. and shattering a mirror gives you 7 years of misfortune. you get the gist.
Anonymous No.83071212 [Report] >>83071222
>>83071205
No, a man's foot size does not directly determine his penis size, though some weak statistical correlations have been found in studies. Both foot size and penis size are determined by a combination of genetic factors, but there is no strong, direct link between the two
Anonymous No.83071217 [Report] >>83071222
>>83071205
How much bigger do you think it is. I'm 9.5 shoe size and I'm 7x5, he's an 11.
Anonymous No.83071222 [Report] >>83071261
>>83071212
>>83071217
it's beyond me how you autistic niggers didn't immediately understand that I was being sarcastic because the whole thing is clearly a myth
Anonymous No.83071243 [Report]
>>83071194 (OP)
Not how that works or else Hispanics wouldn't have bigger cocks than whites.
Anonymous No.83071261 [Report]
>>83071222
dont worry, I have big feet and my dick is still small
Anonymous No.83071289 [Report]
My bf is a 12 size shoe and he's got a small dick lol
Anonymous No.83071319 [Report]
>>83071194 (OP)
There's only one way to find out: you have to ask him to see his penis.