>Be edgelord with a female friend who I don't find attractive
>Still... She's a friend
>Suddenly doesn't want to hang out with me anymore because she wants to be with some random Chad she just met a few days ago, online
>Fine, bitch
>Use my fake Facebook account of a cute girl to catfish Chad
>Ask if he's seeing anyone
>"No i'm all free babe" he says
>He's totally into me, lel
>String him along, somehow even fool him with AI
>Get a message from girl a day later
>She's begging for me to return because Chad doesn't like her anymore, he's "found someone else"
>Laugh my ass off
>Spend the rest of the night celebrating by getting TOPPED on Grindr by a big Karl Malone look-a-like

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