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Anonymous No.83076816 [Report] >>83076833 >>83076837 >>83076842 >>83076843 >>83076999 >>83077042 >>83077092 >>83077241 >>83078667 >>83078953
>gen-z flirts by showing each other pictures of their hands online
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83076833 [Report] >>83076840 >>83078635
>>83076816 (OP)
hand pics > dick pics at least!!!
Anonymous No.83076837 [Report] >>83077662
>>83076816 (OP)
the next provocative item of clothing for woman is going to be a glove with an extra finger on it, so when she sends a hand picture to a boy it'll look like the AI porn he's gooned to for years
Anonymous No.83076840 [Report] >>83076851
>>83076833
why? do you like imagining the hands strangling you during sex?
Anonymous No.83076842 [Report]
>>83076816 (OP)
to be fair when I was on the bus last time I thought to myself
>damn, that guy has hot hands
and Im a straight male!
Anonymous No.83076843 [Report] >>83076860 >>83077677 >>83078653
>>83076816 (OP)
real. men's hands are hot. but i never knew men liked women's hands
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83076851 [Report] >>83076857
>>83076840
???? what??? no??? that is a very strange thing to assume :[
Anonymous No.83076857 [Report] >>83076882
>>83076851
we all know it is something like that. spanking? you want to be spanked?
Anonymous No.83076860 [Report] >>83076868
>>83076843
>women's hands
whenever a guy goes "let's compare hands" he's imagining how yours'll fit around his cock
Anonymous No.83076868 [Report] >>83076882 >>83076886 >>83076899
>>83076860
???? seriously? i thought they just wanted to see how our hands would fit together if we held hands?
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83076882 [Report] >>83076889 >>83076895
>>83076857
no i'm just attracted to masculine traits, that's really it!!
>>83076868
a horrible realization i made when i posted my hand in a thread before........
Anonymous No.83076886 [Report] >>83076895
>>83076868
They're both kinda true, it's no biggie
Anonymous No.83076889 [Report] >>83076911
>>83076882
>no i'm just attracted to masculine traits, that's really it!!
cope, women aren't attracted to men.
Anonymous No.83076895 [Report] >>83076911
>>83076882
>a horrible realization i made when i posted my hand in a thread before........
I just posted my hand in the other hand thread up rn.
>>83076886
lol whenever ive done that with guys, i was always just looking at if their fingers were long and thin or not
Anonymous No.83076899 [Report] >>83076930
>>83076868
they just want to see if you are fat or not without outright asking
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83076911 [Report] >>83076921 >>83076930
>>83076889
what am i am coping with............... i'm confused.............
>>83076895
you FOOL!!! those are there for robots to post in for fembot viewing...............
Anonymous No.83076921 [Report] >>83076927
>>83076911
you know what you are coping with. you like man hands because you want them to strangle and spank you and maybe sometimes hold yours as if you are a little girl
Anonymous No.83076923 [Report]
disgusting hand holding perverts
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83076927 [Report] >>83076935
>>83076921
oh okay i genuinely had no idea what you were talking about
i imagine neither because i think sex is nasty :] i have never been able to view myself as a participant in sex
Anonymous No.83076930 [Report] >>83076952
>>83076899
i guess that makes sense.
>>83076911
well i just wanted to add mine in there then got into a conversation about playing instruments. hands are just cool looking lol
Anonymous No.83076935 [Report] >>83076952
>>83076927
I've seen you talking about wanting to suck cock here so you obviously do think about sexual situations. maybe you were too drunk to remember
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83076952 [Report] >>83076966 >>83076993
>>83076930
i'm joking :p you do as you please ma'am
>>83076935
there's no fucking way i talked about sucking cock omg!! my name shall not be slandered!!!!!
Anonymous No.83076964 [Report]
i want to wrap my hands around a femanon's neck and choke her for denying me what i deserve
Anonymous No.83076966 [Report] >>83076981
>>83076952
you said you would give your husband a blowie if he got you a stuffed animal.
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83076981 [Report] >>83076990
>>83076966
I WAS JOKING ! !! ! ! ! !!!
how do you people remember the things i say when i'm hammered :'[
Anonymous No.83076990 [Report] >>83077001
>>83076981
>i was d-drunk
your cocklust awakens when you are drunk. interesting...
Anonymous No.83076993 [Report] >>83077001
>>83076952
>i'm joking :p you do as you please ma'am
Plus I feel like it was a nice picture. \(^o^)/
Anonymous No.83076999 [Report] >>83077008 >>83077033
>>83076816 (OP)
Send hot hand pics
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077001 [Report] >>83077012 >>83077029
>>83076990
WHAT
>>83076993
which one were you?? :0
Anonymous No.83077008 [Report] >>83077083
>>83076999
I don't like these trips
Anonymous No.83077012 [Report] >>83077034
>>83077001
>WHAT
and she seems very emotional about her secret being revealed. very interesting bits for the research
Anonymous No.83077029 [Report] >>83077065
>>83077001
>which one were you?? :0
The one talking about my nails!! About how I grow them out to look like vampire nails. And I was also talking later in that thread about guitar and having carpal tunnel.
Anonymous No.83077033 [Report]
>>83076999
I'm not a whore mmkay
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077034 [Report] >>83077047
>>83077012
my good name is being slandered yet again. fuck my chud planet life.
Anonymous No.83077042 [Report]
>>83076816 (OP)
You're just mad that I get pussy because you could swim through my veins they're so big Kek When you're attractive you're attractive ykwim
Anonymous No.83077047 [Report] >>83077065
>>83077034
you slander your own name when you get drunk and touchy with robots.
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077065 [Report] >>83077077 >>83077081
>>83077029
your hands are very very pretty!! i actually just put on nails myself and now i'm struggling to type
send help
>>83077047
i will never get drunk again
and HALT i do not get touchy. never ever.......
Anonymous No.83077077 [Report] >>83077088
>>83077065
wrong. I saw you molest several robots the other night while you were drunk. very unsightly scene.
Anonymous No.83077081 [Report] >>83077088
>>83077065
Lol I tried acrylic nails one time and it was so difficult to do anything even though I have experience with natural grown out long nails. They just feel so weird
Anonymous No.83077083 [Report]
>>83077008
I like your trips, but without the r and s
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077088 [Report] >>83077095 >>83077107
>>83077077
where are my victims? huh?? HUH???
>>83077081
they're glue-on nails and i cut them to be shorter because AAAAAA i can't do anything!!!
Anonymous No.83077092 [Report] >>83077103 >>83077107
>>83076816 (OP)
Are we back in Victorian times? What the hell lol
Anonymous No.83077095 [Report] >>83077102
>>83077088
>where are my victims? huh?? HUH???
I am one. my identity remains anonymous to protect my virtue during the trial.
Anonymous No.83077100 [Report]
my hands are the only nice part about my physically.
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077102 [Report] >>83077110
>>83077095
nuh uh you're lying
what color is my underwear.
Anonymous No.83077103 [Report]
>>83077092
*shows you my ankles*
teehee~
Anonymous No.83077107 [Report] >>83077121
>>83077088
>they're glue-on nails and i cut them to be shorter because AAAAAA i can't do anything!!!
I've never tried glue on, sounds even worse than acrylics. ( O_o)
>>83077092
Hands are just pretty
Anonymous No.83077110 [Report] >>83077121
>>83077102
the night it happened it was pink strawberry shortcake underwear. the horrific vision is forever burned into my mind.
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077121 [Report] >>83077126
>>83077107
they can be but i file them down and the glue can come off if i need to pop them off!!
very very cheap too
>>83077110
WRONG
it would have been orange blossom. she's my favorite.
anyone who got into my pants would know this!!!!
Anonymous No.83077126 [Report] >>83077142
>>83077121
>anyone who got into my pants would know this!!!!
but you were the one on a drunken rampage getting into other people's pants, miss.
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077142 [Report] >>83077155
>>83077126
ahem
#2 REASON: i only get drunk at my house. checkmate losers.
Anonymous No.83077155 [Report] >>83077166
>>83077142
>she doesn't even remember the /r9k/ meetup last week
we need to get you help for your drinking "hobby"
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077166 [Report] >>83077178 >>83077191 >>83077280
>>83077155
you got my ass because i often think about an /r9k/ meetup
i'd get skinned and crucified but like, what if.
Anonymous No.83077178 [Report] >>83077191 >>83077197 >>83077201
>>83077166
>often think about an /r9k/ meetup
would probably be several times more cringe than a reddit meet-up not gonna lie
>i'd get skinned and crucified
the people who go to a meetup would be too awkward to do anything other than stutter or talk in memes
Anonymous No.83077191 [Report] >>83077197 >>83077208
>>83077166
>>83077178
I'd be the guy who'd talked to everyone and make everyone uncomfortable
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077197 [Report] >>83077208
>>83077178
it would be very awkward and i'd eat it up for breakfast because i love you weirdos
>the people who go to a meetup would be too awkward to do anything other than stutter or talk in memes
i'd ruin everything by being the girl there!! everyone would get scared!!!!
>>83077191
wait nvm my #1 ally
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.83077201 [Report] >>83077221
>>83077178
if i'm allowed to chime in
>the people who go to a meetup would be too awkward to do anything other than stutter or talk in memes
assuming they'd even go in the first place, lol
what makes you think our kind even fucking wants to get out of our houses?
Anonymous No.83077208 [Report] >>83077221
>>83077191
>>83077197
I would be the guy who shows up completely drunk to make everything even more uncomfortable
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077221 [Report] >>83077240 >>83077245
>>83077201
i'd promise free smooches to every anon but i show up with monopoly and 0 kisses
>>83077208
we can BOTH get drunk!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.83077240 [Report] >>83077270
>>83077221
what do you drink? I only like beer or plain vodka usually
Anonymous No.83077241 [Report]
>>83076816 (OP)
Not all of Gen z is terminally online autists that's just us.
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.83077245 [Report] >>83077270
>>83077221
thanks for reminding me to show up with a few bags of itching powder to dump all over you
you're not escaping punishment
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077270 [Report] >>83077279
>>83077240
whiskey (mixes) usually!!
>>83077245
AAAAAAAA NOT THE ITCHY POWDER
Anonymous No.83077279 [Report] >>83077387
>>83077270
>whiskey (mixes) usually!!
whisky is ok except it is expensive and gives you bad hangovers
Anonymous No.83077280 [Report] >>83077387
>>83077166
Your fetish is Tommy was an incel out on an incel walk. The night was dark, moonless and the crisp mid December air made his breath faintly visible in the gloom. He had been doing these walks for some time and always felt free, away from a judgemental society, away from those women who always refused to give him the time of day. But tonight was different, tonight he was...afraid. He was still halfway between the park and his house, another 20 minutes before he'd be home, safe within the walls of his goon cave. His heart was loud in his head and despite the chill he was sweating hard. A noise, he'd heard it before just minutes ago. The sound of footsteps behind him. He turned and squeaked out "I have a gun" but the silent night mocked his threats. He whipped around and started to run as fast as he could (not very). The footsteps again, louder, faster it was chasing him! Images of werewolves and serial killers violated his mind and he willed himself to go faster but, alas, his will was stronger than his body and a tumblin he went. He tried to stand but WHACK the world went black...
He awoke, tied to a cross. "W-what the fuck! What is this??" He shouted. Suddenly, Neptune stepped out from behind him. "What the fuck? Tripfag Neptune from r9k? How. What?" She giggled. My fetish is crucifying incels and impregnating them. "I don't have a uterus!" he screamed. Neptune put on a surgical glove with a satisfying snap, "not yet you don't" she said with strong sexual undertones. "No please no don't do this" he yelled but it was too late, the procedure had begun. Hours of surgery, censored for violent content, concluded. The uterus had been placed. "Just like my animes" she laughed. Then some sex stuff I'm running out of character count here. 9 months later, out of space really so uh, Timmy gives birth, Neptune says she doesn't want kids and kicks him and the kid out, he goes on r9k and posts about having sex and everyone calls him a normoid and tells him to leave
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077387 [Report] >>83077393 >>83077402
>>83077279
never gotten a hangover. skill issue.
>>83077280
this is the greatest thing i've ever read thank you so much. me n who frfr..........
Anonymous No.83077393 [Report] >>83077401
>>83077387
>never gotten a hangover. skill issue.
you don't know how to get as drunk as I used to every single day, kiddo. as you get older you just stop wanting to do it as much and lose the tolerance
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077401 [Report] >>83077426
>>83077393
KIDDO????? i'm used to people being younger than me
i underestimated your game, grandpa........
Anonymous No.83077402 [Report] >>83077433
>>83077387
>me n who frfr..........
Umm...Tommy it was right there in the story. But I realize your actual fetish is hands now so I wrote the wrong story altogether, very sad. Oh well, always next time!
Anonymous No.83077426 [Report] >>83077433
>>83077401
>KIDDO????
how old are you? I just assume everyone here is 18 - 22
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077433 [Report] >>83077455 >>83077458
>>83077402
do men have a tit/ass fetish? NO they are just attracted to female traits
kidnapping incels, however.......
>>83077426
i'm 25...................
Anonymous No.83077455 [Report] >>83077495
>>83077433
>NO they are just attracted to female traits
Women have hands too! Nice soft hands that, don't get me off subject here. Liking hands a lot has to be a fetish I swear.
>kidnapping incels
Much juicier info than hands. Unrelated, what's your basement look like and how's the soundproofing?
Anonymous No.83077458 [Report] >>83077507
>>83077433
ok you're younger than I am.
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077495 [Report] >>83077512 >>83077532
>>83077455
>Liking hands a lot has to be a fetish I swear.
it is but i do not like them like that!!! i just like traditionally masculine-looking features ok.........
>Unrelated, what's your basement look like and how's the soundproofing?
THAT is for me to know and robots to find out........
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077507 [Report]
>>83077458
fuck i forgot to reply to you also
how old are you??
Anonymous No.83077512 [Report] >>83077542
>>83077495
I'm 29. my life is practically over.
Anonymous No.83077532 [Report] >>83077542
>>83077495
>i do not like them like that!!!
Oh sure, I totally believe you (not)
>i just like traditionally masculine-looking features ok.........
Big, rugged, heavily calloused hands with a hint of grime in the short, somewhat clumsily maintained nails. The hands themselves are faintly dirty, maybe from motor oil, but they smell clean. The fingers are long, but almost muscular, they look strong like they could pierce through a steel sheet if they wanted to. Veiny too, great big veins covering the whole back of the hand, somewhat obscured by hair.
>THAT is for me to know and robots to find out........
Greentext it if you do it! This board needs more content.
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077542 [Report] >>83077548 >>83077560
>>83077512
you are a spry youngster, my good friend
it is not over!
>>83077532
>Big, rugged, heavily calloused hands...
guh.
>Greentext it if you do it! This board needs more content.
who wants to be my basement bf i'm taking applications (you will end up cannibalized by yours truly)
Anonymous No.83077548 [Report] >>83077580
>>83077542
your life ends at 25. it's completely over.
Anonymous No.83077560 [Report] >>83077580
>>83077542
>guh
heh gottem
>cannibalized
uhhhhmmmmmm apply applied apply now apple ah apply me
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.83077580 [Report] >>83077611 >>83077611 >>83077612
>>83077548
well i'm 25 and feel fine !!! idk about that!!!
>>83077560
>heh gottem
leave me ALONE!!!!!
>apply me
oh woweee!! i sure hope you taste good!!
>picrel
holy
Anonymous No.83077588 [Report]
it's not rare for me to drink until i feel sick and i lose consciousness and i've never gotten a hangover either. of course you can always say that i didn't go hard enough but people usually get one from even light or moderate levels if drinking. i think some people are just more or less immune to hangovers fodmr whatever reason
Anonymous No.83077611 [Report]
>>83077580
>leave me ALONE!!!!!
You'd miss me if I was gone!
>i sure hope you taste good!!
I have a very nutritious diet and exercise daily. My fat level is a little higher than usual which should make my meat quite tender. I've also been abstaining from drugs and alcohol for some time so the quality of the meat should be very high. I'm also free from all diseases and stay very well hydrated. In short, my meat is extra premium and should be a marvelous feast.
>>83077580
>holy
>tfw rejected by a captcha
lel
Anonymous No.83077612 [Report]
>>83077580
>well i'm 25 and feel fine
how far into 25 are you? the decline happens near the end
Anonymous No.83077662 [Report] >>83077680
>>83076837
This is the best post I've ever seen on this board.
Anonymous No.83077677 [Report]
>>83076843
The villain from Part 5 Jojo's definitely loved women's hands.
Anonymous No.83077680 [Report]
>>83077662
I'm glad you have had a nice first day champ
Anonymous No.83078635 [Report]
>>83076833
I agree! (male)
Anonymous No.83078653 [Report]
>>83076843
it's news to me as a man
Anonymous No.83078667 [Report] >>83078956
>>83076816 (OP)
yeah unc, we do
Anonymous No.83078953 [Report]
>>83076816 (OP)
Gen z are gay as fuck
Anonymous No.83078956 [Report] >>83078989
>>83078667
Choke me
Anonymous No.83078989 [Report]
>>83078956
the fembot cannot resist the g-shockk