Thread 83091343

all I think about is sex all day every day

This is literally all I want. A 50 inch wobblemeat of ass to plap every night.

>>83091363
Then get TOPPED on Grindr to become the woman

>>83091343 (OP)
Disgusting. Way too big

>>83091374
Nigger I want to TOP not be TOPPED.

>>83091363
https://youtu.be/Or6mqoJq2jg?=RDOr6mqoJq2jg

>>83091343 (OP)
she probably can't even wipe her ass correctly. stinky.

>>83091343 (OP)
ADIDAS

>>83091343 (OP)
i fucked a girl with a big fat ass like this doggy style a while ago

pros:
>her butt felt surprisingly good plapping up against my pelvis
>i was pretty much constantly slapping her ass very hard (there was a lot of it to hit) and i actually left hand prints in several locations

cons:
>smell not good
>her pussy was not very tight, i've noticed this is a thing with girls that have a chubby / fat body type for some reason
>my benis is kind of small and looked a little weird when i was fucking her

anyway i would recommend it if you haven't tried it yet

>>83091870
How'd you get a fat girl to fuck

>>83091343 (OP)
Every single person on this green Earth does this. Don't feel bad about having thoughts you were conditioned to entertain since you were young.
At least tone them down, though. There's more to life than gooning 24/7.

>>83091343 (OP)
I would be the happiest man in the world if I experienced this

Nnn has made me insane and obsessed, huge asses hypnotize me and makes me froth at the mouth. If I don't find a big asses lady soon I will implode

i need a cock in my mouth. sigh

>>83092061
Put down your phone and take a walk outside, especially at night when you don't get distracted by random big booty latinx crawling out of the bushes. You can still push that NNN streak a bit further before giving in.
I believe in you.

>>83092109
aren't you morbidly obese and chad only

>>83092152
I've met her before. She actually seems pretty easy to get into bed. But I guess that figures given how fat she is.

>>83092196
easy how? are you attractive with a huge cock?

>>83092196
silence, my buddy a true hero named Turles anon fucked her first you are simply lying

>>83091343 (OP)
Ok so now what faggot

>>83092235
>easy how?
As in if you wanted to fuck her you just need to talk with her a few times and meet up. See below for proof
>>83092295
Nigga thinks he's the only one kek

>>83092317
>you just need to talk with her a few times and meet up.
you didn't answer how attractive you are and your penis size.

>>83092317
this may be true but he fucked her first unless you are a powerful Saiyan like him you are simply getting sloppy seconds nigga

>>83092339
>you didn't answer how attractive you are and your penis size.
I think I'm just a pretty normal looking dude. I guess my wiener is kind of large but only one woman has seen it and it wasn't sems thank god.
>>83092372
>he fucked her first
I highly doubt he was the forst one sems fucked and he certainly won't be the last.

>>83092152
auuuuu yes and no
>>83092295
fake i was too scared to be in the same room as him a majority of the time when we met up and then when we got to the convention i got lost almost immediately

>>83092486
>I guess my wiener is kind of large
so she is chad only. i see. makes sense, even unattractive, morbidly obese, mentally ill, shut in women can get and expect chad dick. very cool and not demoralizing. women should never complain about anything ever.

even more of a reason to never approach or try to be friendly towards low tier women. chad fucked them too so i can't compete. oh well.

>>83091343 (OP)
starve yourself then all you will think about is food

>>83092504
>so she is chad only
Again let me stress that I never fucked her. She just seems like she would easily let you (yes even the you who is reading this right now.) This is just the impression I got is all.

>>83092486
Dammit I had more troll lines to use but sems completely BTFO'd me in the next post
FUCK
alright you got this one nigga but since i'm a vindictive faggot
>forst
minor spelling mistake...

>>83091949
Offer candy

>>83092109
I'm right here
Oregeno

>>83092109
>>83092109
god why did this make me instantly diamonds

>>83092696
ok o7
>>83092715
idk why did it

>>83092788
cus i started recognizing your name from spending more time browsing here this week
and idk the 'sigh' at the end made me diamonds cus it's like ooh so it would be doing a favor to you, too.
and getting nice relaxing oral is probably my favorite thing in the whole world
now i can have something to imagine and it's rly hot

>>83092857
>it would be doing a favor to you, too
a large favor, yes ^^

>>83092874
hopefully not TOO big of a favor ;)
do you imagine having a cock in your mouth a lot? I feel like all my fantasies are getting blowjobs or making a girl cum with my mouth. or just cuddling. i barely really think of sex with my imagination i wonder what this means
whats your favorite thing to do while giving oral
and what's your favorite thing to receive while you are? (head scratchies, neck massage, playing with a toy etc)

>>83093065
>do you imagine having a cock in your mouth a lot?
semi often it pops into my head ^_^
>whats your favorite thing to do while giving oral
managing breathing while multitasking hand/tongue to focus on head
its kinda technical, i like that a lot.
and what's your favorite thing to receive while you are? (head scratchies, neck massage, playing with a toy etc)
auuuuuu.... head scratch i guess or just attention, being near someone even without speaking is enough to get the dopamine ^_^

>>83092109
Are you looking to be just a hole for me to blow my load into or are you wanting a little conversation before and after?

Switch to something else for a change.
Think about wave function collapse. It's obvious from experiments that something like that happens, all the time, but nobody can tell how this happens, when, whether a conscious observer is needed or not, and what does this all mean for our existence. If you dive deep enough into this and concentrate hard enough, this will evict all sex thoughts from your head, possibly for good.