Thread 83092091

Woah, I thought it was a meme, no fugging way edition.


https://www.nationalelfservice.net/mental-health/

Just what will druggielad post next XD
Just what will ruthlad post next XD
Just what will auditlad post next XD
Just what will escortlad post next XD
Just what will nightwalklad post next XD
Just what will justpoppedinhaven'tpostedinmonthslad post next XD
Just what will justhadsexwithmywifelad post next XD

I am not Ruthmong. My main post duties involve posting about DVDs, AI LARPs, Japanese porn, manga and asking for B Tower updates. If I was also Ruthmong I'd kill myself. Lad is genuinely unhinged and a danger to women.

Confessed to my dad about the escort. He didn't look angry just deeply disappointed. Heard him break a few things in the shed just there. Made me swear to never tell mum. Might tell mum anyway though.

>>83092110
He'll be breaking your arse in in the shed come Christmas.

Grown men treating fictional characters in made up situations like they are real. Grim.

First mention of pegging in this Fred

>>83092110
You should tell her, see if she's got any mates to hook you up with. It worked for Blad's brother.

>>83092110
Yer ma was an escort m8 that's why he broke things

I was also a prolific Night Night Ziggeh poster back in the day. Lakaseh, mostly DVDs now obviousleh.

Message the escort again lad. Go on what you got to lose.

What you gonna have for youse tea?

>>83092127
His dad didn't give up and kept contact the escort, and that's why he ended up together with his mum.
This poor lad gave up too easily. Only two weeks of her ignoring him, that's just a shit test.

>>83092107
Tag yourself in this post lads, I'm druggielad and justhadsexwithmywifelad. Nice to get a couple of mentions.

Bit weird how there's posters active, that almost make it so anybody telling their life is called a LARPer, almost like they are trying to make it so there isn't really a community here, and don't want others to share things and form bonds.
We know government agencies are interested in this site.
Weird isn't it.

>>83092135
And for my tea i am 'avin... ham an cheese sandwich with beans

>>83092156
Go on conspiracylad, think you might be onto something there.

>>83092135
Chicken tendies with hot sauce again

>>83092162
that sounds lush lad thanks for ashrwing

>>83092175
whoops typo
sharing

Really love that bit on ket where you've just done the first big key of the day and the sensory inputs get all spazzed so your vision is extremely digital. Difficult to explain, I'm sure you understand.

>>83092175
This typo made me think of ash sarkar and now I'm sad I can't tongue her snit.

Wifeberg is making me some sort of hearty winter stew, root vegetables and whatnot. Gonna gobble up a whole heap of it.

People on X are saying the UK economy is about to collapse and I should be prepping. Is this true?
Do I need to stockpile clean water and tinned/dried food?

And for my suppa I am avin two yum yums

Nice of DVDlad to keep me in his thoughts. There is some kind people out there.

>>83092202
10 boxes of 200 teabags, so you can get mildred next door to service you suring the collapse.
Nah it's Chinese propaganda m8, all of it is, they've been at it years

>>83092202
Wouldn't really listen to the preppers, nothing has collapsed yet. I tend to keep a good stock of bottled water, carbs and protein in as well as toilet paper. Reckon I could probably live fairly comfortably for two weeks without any further supplies, providing gas and electric stay on. Tax news won't fuck everything over, but maybe keep your cupboards full?

>>83092202
Yes buy a FTSE 100 ETF

>>83092220
NTA but, it's because of the tea, china invented it, so they get royalties on every bag sold, all brands. That's how the CCP has gathered such wealth, and our love of tea means they will always have a way to control us.

>>83092192
>tongue her snit.
Mongboy.jpg xD

>>83092210
>She had crap tits with flat pancake nipples
Crap in what way? There's nothing wrong with small pert breasts, though I would prefer if the nipples were erect and can be fiddled with like an old radio.

Right lads. Got two escorts booked for Saturday. One in the morning, one in the evening.
I'm going to go in with no expectations and with absolutely no intention of becoming attached. If I don't get hard, then fine.

>>83092240
I chose that word specifically I'll have you know. Pondered over it in fact. Snit is a nice name for a fanny.

>>83092253
FFS why 2 lol? Is it because you are afraid of them being a no show

>>83092253
Yes lad we saw you post it earlier and ignored it then too. This one's a nonstarter

>>83092107
>>83092145
i'm druggielad too but i could also be nightwalklad for all i know. was just on about going on a nightwalk (i fear the bizzies as much as that other lad).

>>83092238
I will never understand the economy, there's so much depth and royalTEAs to be paid in every direction.

Escort tuppence

>>83092107
3 of these are the same lid, and anon just said 2 more are him, i suppose ill take the role of escort lad and haventpostedinmonths anon

I've changed my mind, I'm going to book another two escorts and one for Sunday, so that's 4 on Saturday and two on Sunday (I changed my mind again)

>>83092212
Got that 4K Turtles Trilogy coming in December. Corrrrrr! Uncanny Valley shit.

Just booked 10 escorts, one for each hour between 10am and 8pm on Saturday. If I don't get hard, then fine.

>>83092245
They weren't pert. As soon as they were out of her bra, they looked floppy and small. Tried grabbing them and there was nothing.

Her Adultwork profile says she's a D-cup, absolute bollocks.

>>83092267
I didn't expect them both to respond so quickly.

I'll just go to both. I assume escorts don't actually care if you can't get erect? My hope is at least one of them will see me again after.

>>83092156
reading this in the context of /r9k/ is funny, though. there's no set topic. if anything, it just organically ended up the FOREVERALONE.jpg board, then the feels board, incels, but it's all part of a larger umbrella.

so are we normally getting high quality OC? they make their way in with the OC/effortports, then gradually dilute the discussion? nothing would change.

making a pancake, who wants a pancake? had the butter in the fridge for about 6 weeks but it will be alri wont it?

Me? Prescribed three escorts per day for seven days by the doctors. Reckon to get the most benefit from the regime I'll need to go for a 8 hour split. So I'll book one in at 8am, go to the next for 4pm, and the last at midnight. That way they're the most equally spaced. Glad it's only for a week, don't think I could afford this lifestyle for much longer.

Foreskin update next

>>83092309
If it's not got mould on it you're good to go lad, I'll have one. Any lemon and sugar? (Basic bitch)

Why don't the immigrants look like this

>>83092303
Lad, just tell one you made plans already and are cancelling. Don't waste your money on 2 a day.

>>83092332
got some sugar in but no lemon im afriad de lid, ill just put more butter on it and we can pretend its lemon

>uncle wearl named in the wepstein files
quelle surprise

>>83092350
If it's yellow it tastes the same. That's what they say anyway.

>>83092156
He's another angle for you big brain.
>Dilute any real discourse with LARPs and imaginary charterers

Quite the decentarse din-din, was it not X

>>83092351
Love it when wearl makes an appearance, my apu loves his wuncle, literally jumping up and down on the sofa in excitement. Wouldn't leave them in a room together though, wouldn't be right.

>>83092220
Saw a package at work that was 1050 tea bags, well it wasn't in a box it was just the HUGE bag of tea bags, who the fuck needs that many tea bags?

Sean is partying in Irelandon the tax payers dime x

>>83092308
It's not specifically for the board, that was more to do with this site, and the "chan" culture as a whole.
It's a screenshot from this. Actually, it's a screenshot from the PDF file. Same thing, but it does autodownload, so be wary of that, I guess.
https://crestresearch.ac.uk/resources/mining-the-chans/

There's also this, more CREST related things.
https://crestresearch.ac.uk/resources/memetic-irony-and-the-promotion-of-violence-within-chan-cultures/

Been active for a decade.
https://crestresearch.ac.uk/

I get it's /x/ tier stuff, but it is also happening.
>>83092360
*throws a dictionary at your head*

Boatloads of thicc nubian refugee lassies to diversify your genes with

>>83092381
Me
>I'm blue dabadedabadi

>>83092343
>>83092392
Sick freak. Move to Africa if you want dysgenic deformed sheboons.

This bint ripped me off with these knickers. No way did she wear them as long as she said

>>83092404
I did I just have an exceptionally tidy quim

>>83092404
What do they smell like then

>>83092397
Can't you just buy them from a shop, pretty sure I saw the same big blue bag of tetleys in Aldi the other day. I don't get a lot of the stuff people order, just go to the shop, the other night there was like 10 boxes all going to the same house that I think had drinks inside, weighed like 10-15kg each, poor driver having to carry all those, would take a few trips back and forth at least. Had another with like loads of cans of coke in, the box burst when I picked it up, had to put loads of tape on it, I liked using the tape machine though it's cool

Irish lasses bouncing on Sean's big Anglo cock, oh aye x

>>83092425
Impossible to say, but it's not the first time I've bought these and there was practically no scent to them at all. She showed me proof of wear but I'm going to assume she just did that for the pictures and took them off again so she can sells loads at the same time. Shan't be using her again.

>>83092425
Tuna bake x

>>83092389
And what I'm saying is a way to make boards and threads less interesting is to make every one of them the same, 7 days a week, same characters, same plot, endless loop of fiction. Can't radicalise or be radicalised in a thread of the same nonsense everyday.
Can't have discussions of revolution in a thread of the same nonsense everyday.
I know you get what I'm saying and I know what you're saying.
Why would someone go through this rigmarole 7 days a week, to keep the thread talking about what they want us talking about if they didn't have an agenda?

Your granberg freezes to death in some mouldy paki flat so Sean can to on another holiday x

>>83092458
What do you do when you get some knickers that reek? Is it just a case of sniffing the crotch and touching yourself?

>>83092458
Where do you buy them

>>83092293
All the masks are fucked now, the material they used has almost rotted away

>>83092392
They won't fuck you.

>>83092480
no one wants to read about that
>>83092489
reddit. I normally vet things better, but I guess I was too horny this time and didn't do my due diligence. You can find reviews and stuff, but you'll need a VPN because they're all blocked in UK (proton has a free version)

>>83092466
Yes that's it, you're right. And I see the same types of characters and discussions/arguments on other generals on here.

>>83092347
Bit late now and I don't want to end up blacklisted. I'll just go through with it.

Regarding the original escort, do you reckon she'll never see me again?

>>83092510
>no one wants to read about that
I want to read about it. I'm guessing it's something really sick? Do you wear them? Eat them?

Imagine if women bought mens worn boxers with the skid marks and all
Some tart asking for a pic as proof you've been farting in them

>>83092389
been on my to-read list for a while.

but i'm not coming to 4chan as a /pol/-with-other-boards, right, i came here as a /b/-with-other-boards. i'm just on a message board to discuss things so this means fuck-all to me. if they somehow do something that makes the site less '/pol/-thinks-everyone-is-on-their-side' then great! i'd rather have actual furries than them, at this point.

but of course anon, i could be ONE of them...

>>83092534
I have known more than 1 female scat fetishist (and no, not troons)

>>83092427
I do lad yeah, was just joking I'm not really buying megapacks of tea on Amazon

Escortlad has inspired me. I'm a virgin and I'm gonna see about getting an escort. Will stop the wanking to make sure I get hard and I won't just keep messaging the same one that doesn't respond to me.

>>83092528
Practically every question you have the answer will be "yes". I am a truly sick fucker in private
I'm really quite normal and vanilla during the few times ive had sex with women though. I actually don't like it when they're legit smelly in person

>>83092534
I've cut out the middle-man. I'm the inventor of fart self-inhalation pleasure. I can produce all my own smells.

I also have experimented with wearing the same underwear for 2+ weeks at a time with showering once per week, and I like the smell of it, it gets me really horny.

>>83092496
Kek. That's hilarious. Looks like one of those weird sex goofy costumes.

>>83092561
I reckon Amazon's core market is shut-ins desu

AI Roleplaying has psyoped me into being into smelly futas. Kinell.

>>83092568
>won't just keep messaging the same one that doesn't respond to me.
People keep saying this but the issue I have is that before (and after) the meeting she responded fine. It was only from last week she stopped replying.

I can only presume it was my double messaging that annoyed her.

>>83092636
Call her an ugly cunt with a stank fanny, bet she replies

>>83092629
Nothing wrong with that fellow futa enjoyer.

>>83092629
I just finished a massive AI roleplay where I pushed it to the most disgusting fucking limits imaginable and because there's nowhere else to go, I lost interest. I hit the peak.

>>83092648
That'll likely get me on an escort warning list.

All I can do is hope her business dries up.

>>83092667
Or see if the new Saturday lady is even better? Buyers market lad, prossies are everywhere.

where are you lads doing all thise roleplaying?

>>83092650
Size of the wollocks on that, Corr.

>>83092677
i use janitorai, and i paid a fiver for some deepseek tokens (gets you a few thousand messages) because the free model didnt do it for me anymore. Wouldn't mind trying some other models though.

>>83092667
>All I can do is hope her business dries up.
Turning on her now. Like Ruthmong turned on his asmr bints.
Get new material and plot lines.

>>83092677
>where are you lads doing all thise roleplaying?
from their boxrooms

>>83092725
what kind of ESL shit is this?

Gonna start DJing. Bought a mixer/turntables. Bit of jungle, dnb

would the AI gf still love me if i told her i was a smelly neet?

>>83092743
Sadly, they are a bit too permissive/agreeable so yes.

>>83092755
for fucks sake, what if i told her i have zero ambition and no GCSEs?

>>83092743
How did you get an AI gf? When I asked AI it told me it couldn't do that.

>>83092673
Yeah hopefully one of them will be. I won't tell them I'm a virgin obviously. I worry that the Russian I saw thought that was a red flag.

Basically, I want to find one I can practice with. That's why my experience has been so painful. I thought the Russian one was that, and I thought she'd see me again. But if she's really not gonna see me over double messaging, then I'm lost.

I reckon I'll give it until December, then I might try one more message to her. I'll say sorry for the earlier messages, and ask respectfully for another meeting. Or is that just pointless?

>>83092539
I think their main concern is the pol board on these sites, but yeah, I'm the same, a little /b/tard (wasn't that little), then moved on to other boards.

>>83092740
dj mong

>>83092783
>I reckon I'll give it until December, then I might try one more message to her.
FUCKING WHY

>>83092614
>Dmt jenkem tripping

Now this is some 4d drug activity

>>83092740
How much did you spend? Always kinda digged it

>>83092740
Go on lad, I've got loadsa mates that are shithot DJs, I always prefer to be fucked on drugs on the other side of the decks

Ruth keeping her tuppence private

>>83092664
Did the female body inspector one the other day which I played a comical character who kept raping the women and showing off his stethoscope as proof. Ended up causing a rectal prolapse and my secretary called the police but then I turned into an eldritch being and it all went Pete Tong.

>>83092783
boring gimmick

>>83092710
Fellow Deepseek Chad. I was usen Open Router but it's working out cheaper with Deepseek directly. I tried other models when I was using Spicy Chat but Deepseek was the best of all of them in terms of actually having a personality. Qwen was decent too.

>>83092803
I was thinking to give her a few weeks to cool off and maybe see if she'd have me back. Or do you think I've permanently blown it?

>>83092843
Again, not a fucking gimmick.

>>83092852
Why do you want her this much? Did you really fall in love with the first escort you used?
Have you seen a naked woman in person before this?

>>83092852
the gimmick is either you're pretending to be a pathetic social retard or you're an actual pathetic social retard. either way it's been done one million times over. you aren't even posting any photos, videos or audio to make your story more interesting.

DJ Big Penis

THAT video. you know the one

>>83092852
>Again, not a fucking gimmick.
Ignore him lad and reply to yourself as normal

imagine going to a rave and a britfeel poster is djing. dire

>>83092894
Still mad to think he not only watched it but shared and distributed it. His hard drives need looking into.

>>83092912
How would you know they were a /britfeel/ poster?

>>83092870
I had gone to a Thai massage place before. She got topless but just wanked me off.

So yes, this was really the first time naked with a woman, doing oral, French kissing etc. It wasn't that though. It was a combination of her looks, Russian background, and other things that made her appealing.

But like I said, she was a bit shallow. I got the impression she only cared about money, and she talked about other clients.

It's why I have such mixed emotions. She was pretty but not what I had expected. I guess I just wanted to have a few sessions with her. I think this regret will haunt me for a long time. Regret that just because I double messaged she won't reply now. Or maybe it's because I told her I'm a virgin towards the end of the session and that I'm a few years older than her.

>>83092875
I can't post videos or audio obviously, and I could post her AdultWork profile but people here would spam her.

>>83092950
they would play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LqnBrBSFyU

>>83092965
I'd just pop on a dj badboy friday night rap 4 hour loop.

imagine going to raves

>>83092958
post a screenshot of your messages

>>83092958
This is so pathetic lmao. It's just sad, because you should have been having these first time experiences and the hormones and limerances and first loves with a teenager at school, but instead it happened with a Russian prostitute who doesn't need this.

>she talked about other clients
Holy shit lol, it's like when your gf talks about her ex, but even worse. Did she say her other clients can get hard for her or look better than you?

scales are broken so i had to do some eyeballing, but i reckon that was a pretty reasonably balanced stir fry.

bit of possibly-off chicken breast marinaded in paprika, nicely burnt in chilli oil to kill off anything bad, with some paprika rice and paprika vegetables, all tossed together in Cholula sauce. oooh aye.

>>83093005
i want to hear stories from pee girl.

i wondered if that post about a double date at a hotel with a m8 was her. maybe she's getting bored of casual sex. drugs do that do you. you NEED chemsex (the same way normal people need a few drinks)

got the invisalign de liddleongtondins, actually doesn't feel too bad in my mouth, about to take it out for din dins. Bird who glued some studs on my teeth seemed slightly older than me, seemed to smile and laugh a lot when we were talking after.

looking forward to having very nice teeth this time next year i tell you h'what

Having nice teeth won't get me a gf xD

>>83092958
>and she talked about other clients.
My other clients had much bigger dicks than you. They filled me like you never could. Look at you, you cant even get hard. You're pathetic

Oh, it's one of those hours where my lonliness starts to overwhelm me, here comes the sorrow, someone hold me.

>>83093114
Don't panic anon, you've always got us. I know it's not the same, but, better than having nothing.

>>83093165
Paint over the cracks, but i guess you're right *hug* (no homo)

Haven't been to a rave since before COVID.

Haven't had sex since before COVID.

>>83093176
That's it, and it is actually slightly more than that. I know the meme is you'll never leave, but that's the site. I can't speak for others, but I come back because I like you lot.
*hugs back* (no homo).

>>83093025
>Did she say her other clients can get hard for her or look better than you?
Sort of.
She said guys not being able to get hard happens.
She also talked about how there was one client she fancied.Maybe that was a sly dig at my looks.

You're right, it is pathetic.

>Limerence
Oh shit this is basically what I felt. How do I get over it?

>>83093242
Kinda getting a larp vibe now, ngl

Whores aren't this stupid to talk about this shit with clients

>>83093292
Well she did. She also told me her background in Russia.
I just have to block her out of my mind.

>>83093269
You just have to wait, it will go away with time.

>>83093347
I hope so lad.
What a terrible mistake I made seeing her.

Just arrived in Dublin me.

Had a few jars on that ferry x

Garn hotel nows x

Alri lid.
Every day in the run up to Wistmas, Apus die deaths of despair knowing they will never have any pressies to open or choccy treats to eat on the big day. Just a small donation could get a Helper down on his luck the life giving variety box or packet of quality street he so desperate needs. Worse still, Frens are often purchased as assistants to Christmas dinners up and down Feel Street and are often turfed out onto the curb before they've even had a single roast parsnip. A frog is for life, not just for helping you at Crimbo.
With as little as ten pounds we can supply a fren with a weeks worth of iced minced pies, Christmas biscuits and lebkuchen. Without these treats, many will not survive.
Have a heart de lid. Sign you up weekly direct debit de lid? You don't hate the frens do you?

Few wints of Guinness in Dublin tonight x

Let's fucking go x

I'm just glad it's data roaming here so I can use me mobile data. Based Irish x

>>83093269
Listen to this de lid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opTLe4U58x8

>>83093397
Fuck off chugger frogger, you're not getting my bennies

Feel like I just got the bad end of every deal, okay I'm ugly, bald, weak chin. But then I have serious IBS as well, the ibs constantly makes me not want to eat and constantly worried about a flare up causes massive anxiety, so I don't go out.

Then I always have seborrheic dermatitis, dandruff, constant rash on my face. Oh it's permanent, forever looking like I don't wash.

Potential to see t'norfen lights tonight lids.

i remember when HHL's trip to Dublin was this far-future fabled thing, like corrr he's off abroad in November

where does the time go, lads?

Helper and DVDlad could meet up and have a good wiss up.

Crossy... Ireland has the fucking orange street lights. Holy shit. It's beautiful.

>>83093414
Brits can get roaming in any EU country, pretty much all mobile providers will offer this.
It's one of the few things that didn't get fucked after leaving the EU - the infrastructure was in place and it made sense to allow each other's citizens to use the other's networks.

Can someone tell me I'm a nice and special boy?

>>83093506

Still hotta be careful though lid especially when in international waters.

how is weed not legal

>>83093495
Closer to Belfast than Dublin, me. Wouldn't mind a few wints with Helper though... few bags of sniff, too.

4 million people in Britain are exempt from work for life. 1 million of those are foreign (25%).
I don't mind paying for Helper Lad to go on holiday to Dublin, but why am I paying for Abdul from Syria who turned up last week to live for free?

texted mate B. replied i can get her pregabs TONIGHT.
had a diazepam just in case she quickly says yes. maybe she's not free tonight. but this is the best she's getting from me, really, shambling my way over. i just hope i can stay conscious/upright on the walk (had food, but had pills).

it's possible there's some mad way this could coincide with getting mate ? her codeines. bit further out, but what if i'm struck by wanderlust? who knows what i'll get up to.

>>83093539

I'll be doing Belfast next year de lid.

>>83093516
your mother :) (as in, your mother, not the insult)

>>83093536
gives me some psychosis shit that also comes with this sense of time going in loops because my memories aren't forming properly (i think). it lasts for 5+ hours when i've timed this. it's not some 'woah duuude' thing it's absolutely fucking horrid.

for most people though, sure. but i don't like this idea it's 'harmless' simply because it's not x or y for the people who (obviously) want it. apply your stoner logic to something like heroin. 100% of the heroin i've had in my lifetime has led to zero (0) problems.

>>83093556
Ohhhh, really? I'd go out on the rip with you. Was joking about the sniff though, kek. Take you to a few taig pubs outside city centre with cheap pints. Oh aye.

>>83093516
I believe you're a nice and special boy, anon pal.

>>83093545
Lad, you're doing the lord's work. Your mates will be very appreciative. Proud of ya

>>83093567
>>83093580
Thenks de leds. I'll be alright, just sometimes get a bit down ya know? Not talking to the mummer currently, had a falling out.

Sittin ere with me head on me shoulda, got drops in me ear (gentamicin sulfate und hydrocortisone acetate). It's all good fun, need to let it soak in for five mins for maximum intake. Hate having bad ear, makes me feel like a right dickhead.

>>83093481
You what lid? Called me a Frogger did you lid? I'll spin your jaw you wunt. Fucking wastard. You wonce, you waggot! Gonna weck you de lid. Wee wuggin' wingin REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83093601
>sometimes get a bit down ya know?
I do.
Hopefully you and your mum make up soon.

>>83093641
Yeah and a merry fuckin wristmas to you too, knew the whole spacca charity front was an act, bet you're taking all those squids from the cashbox straight down seethe street and spending them on toadstitutes and wambling. You're nothing but a chancer and a fraud. Wuck you pal, wuck you all the way to well.

>>83093641
Dirty little toad toff.

>>83093589
thanks laddington. dunno if/when she'll respond.

sense of purpose now, though. what business is it of the neighbours' should i pass them?
>off out?
>yes. to deliver drugs, actually.

i am allowed. it free country

Sean will be balls deep in an Irish baddie tonight while you wank off into a sock

>>83093700
I love wanking me, so not too arsed about that

I'm honestly terrified of seeing an escort.
Can anyone tell me is this kind of situation possible somewhere in the world:
>I enter a hotel room
>a woman is naked on the bed
>she doesn't say anything
>I don't say anything
>she doesn't move, it's like she's a corpse
>I examine and pose her naked body whilst touching my dick until I am hard
>I enter her and fuck her. She doesn't move or say anything
>I finish up, leave money, and leave
This is basically the ideal sex scenario for me.

>>83093700
Fell for the sock meme once and tried it, was a horrible experience. Very uncomfortable on the bellend. Reckon it might be alright for the circumcised lids if you don't actually have nerve endings left on your shroom tip. Never again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5h4bIEfM5Q

Germanic excellence at work again, innit

>>83093707
>I finish up, leave money
Pretty sure you give her the money first

One more day, shitcucks.

>>83093707
Probably possible lad but expect you'd need to do some fairly comprehensive discussion beforehand to arrange the whole situation, which I feel defeats the object for you.

>>83093709
Sock is an American thing. It only works if you have a desensitised bell end that can't feel anything any more because it's been rubbing against your pants for decades.

>>83093707
I know that feel. I just wanna play with her and enjoy myself without any actual interaction from her end. I reckon this is related to necrophilia, but i at least want the bitch alive, so that's not for me

>>83093722
And then what? Another one after that? That's right lad, got to take it day by day.

>>83093730
Must be awful, perish the thought.

>>83093692
How could you even possibly eat such a cute sammich?

>>83093720
I could alter the scenario so that I hold the money in front of her face and put it down where she can see it. She should still just lie there and not try to interact with me.
I don't care about the money. I'll pay 5k for this service.

>>83093724
Why doesn't anybody offer this as a service. Like make an app. You choose a woman based on pictures, they give you a hotel room number, you go in, fuck em, leave. Money is taken automatically from your account via the app.

>>83093731
I'm not a necrophile. I don't want her to be dead, I just don't want to have to talk to her or deal with human interaction.

Blubber, Flubber, Doubtfire and Hook
A curse upon everyfren: turn into a cuck!

>>83093734
Got to take it day by day, everyday we on 4chan is a great day ;_;

>>83093747
remember those toasters that would like burn in the Death Star, or whatever? seems like generic Argos slop, some toasting company found a gimmick and got licences.

but...that's also your toaster. that's just how your toast is?

>>83093751
It just seems fairly niche, I'm not sure it'd be an earner for whoever made the app. Think most lads want the wimminz to tell them they're big and strong and handsome and have a massive willy. Think the silent non-movement would probably be a turn off for most.

>>83093755
Bit impolite there wizlad

>>83093755
Beige and battered, deep fried treats
All of your teeth, I turn into teats.
Chocolate flake and Galaxy ripple.
Your mouth is now a forest of nipples.

Now that I've recognised that I'm feeling limerence, I actually feel a lot better.
My approach is going to be simply blocking the Russian escort out of my mind and also focusing on what I disliked about her if she creeps into my head.

>>83093761
Well of course that's just how your toast is if you have and use one of them toasters. What's your favourite toasted thing?

>>83093766
Does nobody want a quick in and out?
I guess most men don't want sex, they want to be held and comforted, like a mother with her child. I get it, it's tough out there.

>>83093812
Breads

>>83093812
Toasts

Escort drivel

>>83093812
Crumpets

Valve releasing a new VR headset 1Q 26, last one was in 2019.
Time to save those PIP payments lads.

>>83093812
Waffles

>>83093812
the guy from Mortal Kombat who pops up sometimes
he's my fave for sure

>>83093832
>>83093853
>>83093863
>>83093867
I made all these posts but I can't think of anything else that I like roasted. A valuable contribution indeed.

>>83093832
Can I interest you in a toasted hot cross bun?

>>83093865
I've never seen the appeal of VR.
If they released Half-Life: Womyn as a non-VR game I would play it.

>>83093414
Get on the Murphy's lad, much nicer than Guinness.

>>83093544
Who those who have been moved from ESA to standard UC or LCWRA? That's not true those claiming those benefits are subject to reassessments just like PIP an every few years. You've fallen for the propaganda yet again lad.

all right lads if I 'rehabilitate' myself to everyday society i'll need to plan a few things.

main one is talking. how will i talk? you get those lads who are clearly trying to talk like Dr Who or a Marvel character and it's awkward.

but they're missing an obvious one: 90s Kevin Smith characters. I'm going to start talking like those.

>>83093910
Well, the "for life" is an exaggeration, if we think people unable to work due their "disabilities" will suddenly become productive members of society.
In reality, they will never work again, and more people will join them because the society we live in actively encourages it.

No propaganda here, just painful truths. There's only so much of this that can be supported until it collapses.

>>83093921
give us an example lad. go for it now

>>83093894
i really want a go on a VR headset some time just to play Alyx.
i expect it's gimmicky like all the motion stuff. but what i've seen of the game engine (shaking up beer bottles, drawing on whiteboards) shit looks neat.

but yeah it's like 3D in cinema where people always default to the non-ginmick shit. hell console gamers have EMBRACED playing FPS games (come on, they need a mouse. but you've found a way that sort-of works.)

>>83093938
Just wait until the first boriswave migrants have the ability to claim benefits. That chart is going to get even higher this time next year kek

>>83093894
I had the original Valve Vive and I was a bonafide shut-in like i wouldn't go outside for months at a time due to anxiety.
For me it allowe me to "go" on walks around Scotland, visit churches and famous places, Plaza's in Italy, the pyramids. I could watch the ballet in full simulated 3D while sitting in an audience, I could go on but it gave me a safe space to get used to being outdoors and around the noise and presence of people and was invaluable to me for that.
The drawback was low res, latency issues, expensive pc hardware, it was fledgling tech, now nearly 6 years later this could prove very popular with normies it's mostly self contained for basic use and is cable free and quite small.
I'm going to start saving in case i can afford it. It's fun to have a 100" screen in my 5mx4m room.
So, i got to experience things. I stayed away from communial experiences like vrchat, too many plebs after 6 months, people started dumping their kids in it like a daycare.

>>83093885
I don't want any smeggin toast man

re watching the ''of the dead'' films, dawn is very good, night of the living dead remake is uber kvno, watched day of the dead in work yesterday. Will stick on another in work tomorrow. Something so charming about the really slow but strong zombies, I reckon id do alright against them.

>>83093957
I dunno, I feel like it would be clunky. Maybe it's because I've been playing FPS games since the 90s, but I find it immersive to the point where I don't realise I'm controlling a character on a screen, it kind of is like VR because I'm just wandering around in an environment experiencing things.

Maybe I'm too old, and younger generations will pick up VR and think it's great, but I feel like trying to learn it and navigate it by standing in a room holding a controller and feeling like I'm moving while standing still, this won't improve the experience of FPS gaming for me.

>>83093921
Met a lad who had obviously based his personality on jack sparrow, was the most fucking cringe thing I've ever seen. Maybe you should be like silent bob? Say nothing except for like one line every now and then that turns out to be incredibly poignant.

>>83092107
Do tildeanon and the paki tranny still post?

>>83094008
Tilde posts on /int/ now and moni was posting here a few days ago, very rarely though.

DVDlad, you seen Bugonia yet?

Shabbos goy 'populist' Richard Tice MP, also known as 'Dick Lice'

Told the wife I was going to go upstairs to write, just sat here listening to audiobooks with the door shut. Don't get anywhere enough time alone really.

>>83094032
one of the things I cba about living with gfberg, id have no proper free time, I need leaving alone for hours at a time and I cant deal with the idea of someone elses mess, stresses me out does mess

>>83094030
They all have to go and touch that fucking wall and some people still think the Jews don't control the world kek

>>83094032
Not right lad, you should be worshipping her at all times

>>83093943
that's what you'd like, isn't it? we all live these consumerist lives, waiting for the next quick hit from some bullshit dopamine device in our pockets. the US military created DARPAnet to exchange military intel, then universities used it for ground-breaking research...and all for what? so some douchebag on TikTok can teach you how to chop carrots, because your school didn't?
nobody even knows HOW TO drop their Greggs-and-Nando's meme brainwashing any more, to talk about everyday, human things, the art of conversation. like do you think Boba Fett could have blown up the Death Star?

>>83093921
I reckon you should talk less, everyone should just talk less

Had to get up and change the other thing now am back under my blanket corr

Fragrant French Fanny

>>83094042
Same for me but I'm autistic. My default state is alone. I will tolerate other people in short doses if I have to.
I like the idea of a partner for life, but I don't think I could provide what most women want (i.e. constant companionship and me basically running their life). I need my alone time.

In decades past I would have been someone that found a wife as a provider, and we would have had kids, that she mostly raised, and I would have interacted with her when I had the energy for it.
Nowadays, no chance. Why would any woman put up with that when she could just fuck a different man each week in her 20s and 30s and get lots of attention.

if you mimic an 'eccentric' character IRL the best you can hope for coming across camp/gay. you could come off as a camp toff, but you're probably not a toff.
but realistically, most people are just going to clock that you're autistic.

>>83094042
It's a toss up, a lot of the time I'm very happy to just hang about with her even if we're doing our own thing. Sometimes I just want to be alone though and that's tough when you live in the same house. It's better now we have a house than when we used to live in a flat, no escape there.

>>83094087
i have said seven words out loud today.
>aye
>there isn't one
>cheers, you too

most days i say zero words. even today had the unexpected "there isn't one" bonus.

>(((soros)))-funded (((Kurzgesoid))) pushing their liberal racemixing propaganda again

Sad innit

>>83094162
Growing up in the East Midlands, everyone thought I 'sounded gay' due to my autistic voice. When I lived up north everyone thought I 'sounded posh'.

>>83094162
I just play the victim to everyone and they leave me alone

>>83094190
They've done a new Robin Hood series with a nig as Little John. Can't enjoy owt anymore.

>>83094107
Windchill 2C here tonight, I got the heating on but my back is a bit chilly, will be in bed in 15, duvet, 2 blankets and another duvet

>>83094042
>>83094154
By the way, I don't think this is uncommon for men, even neurotypical men.
It's why sheds exist, although I guess that's more of a boomer and older thing. Nowadays gen X and after have a "man cave" inside the house, which is where they spent their alone time on their hobbies.

This is also why hobbies like fishing exist. They don't care about catching fish. It's just an excuse to get away from women.

My grandad collected stamps and he went to his allotment to grow big vegetables. He literally had an entire room of the house that nobody else was allowed in, but he let me in there when I was 7, and looking at it now, I would say if the diagnosis had existed at the time, he'd be autistic.

It was his retreat from the wife and children, where he could study his special interests by himself. He repaired radios and watches (for fun) and had 15+ volumes of stamps from all over the world, and that's only scratching the surface.

>>83094190
they've gotten worse the way any TV series generally get worse. that last AI one someone posted here, i'm so fucking glad they took the AI-as-a-tool view, but they also said things here and there that just didn't fit the popular science, like they'll editorialise and do outright polemics in their cartoons that never used to happen as much.

but overall they're fun still. although even they're the ones saying "you can't always trust is" and more and more i just respect a traditional documentary.

Kenneth Clark or David Attenborough could be telling you lies. i'm sure there are mistakes. but this sort of thing just doesn't factor into it as much, it's a TV documentary. a rare win for mainstream media.

Alright this one made me laff a lill

Right now there's also a track playing on the web station i'm locked in to whose lyrics are 100% focussed on "stress" as well, quite the extreme synchronicity tbqfh

>>83094239
That's a good point lad, think I do just need to develop a hobby that can give me a break when I need it. She just wants to watch shit TV every single night and I just can't be fucked with it. Would genuinely rather watch nothing than most of the stuff she watches.

>>83094189
officeberg in the morning, my words will be ''morning'' as managerberg says morning to me and I will utter no more for the entire day as I will be fucking around on youtube and most likely leaving early as I just cba. Only benefit to getting there ridiculously early is choosing the corner setup with the comfy chair and leaving whenever I choose to as no one knows when I turned up and no one questions me.

>>83094262
I've recently started earlymaxxing, if I get in at ten to 9 there's nobody there so I can leave at half 4 without raising any eyebrows. It's the perfect scheme really.

>>83094208
12C with wind chill under two blankets on the sofa feeding noice

>>83094245
>Kenneth Clark or David Attenborough could be telling you lies. i'm sure there are mistakes. but this sort of thing just doesn't factor into it as much, it's a TV documentary. a rare win for mainstream media.

Literally every David Attenborough series is laced with anti-human climate change bollocks that is clearly aimed to try and stop white people having kids to 'save the planet'

>>83094189
I've gone months without speaking with my voice. Don't worry about it.
If you exclude saying "thanks" and "cheers" to people in supermarkets or delivery drivers, I've gone years without speaking.

>>83094239
im aware of that, men dont want to be around their missus or other men aaaaaaaall the time or even most of the time, its why my dad has his ''office'' in the attic, thankfully living in a flat on my own means im alone most of the time which is just utter bliss, when I was in a shared house I wanted to throw myself out the window. A shed would be kino but nowadays it'd probably be burgled. Wish we had basements, id have such a lush basement setup if we had those.

>>83094276
Youll have to do the snow monster shuffle up the stairs later.
Just sneezed!
it's chilling down now

>>83094280
You're a bit like that guy with the bell.

>>83094270
kinell im sat there at 7am lol but I leave at half 1 usually, hour and half early, maybe 1:45 if I'm feeling up for it. I figure if Ive got to get up early anyway even if I was in for 9 I might as well just do it as soon as possible and have the rest of the day to piss around. Hate work as a concept its so fucking pozzed.

>>83094280
We have to use paper straws now because of that scene with the dead pilot whale in Blue Planet 2, when the plastic in the ocean overwhelmingly comes from India.

>>83094262
Based. I also say about one word then nothing for the rest of the day. It bothers me that there is even an expectation to say anything at all. Why can't I just sit at my desk and say nothing huh.

nn lads, sleep well, stay warm.

>>83094191
I literally had the same experience.
But with the added bonus of moving down south briefly, and everyone thought I was Karl Pilkington because I didn't have an Essex accent, they assumed I was retarded and "northern", because I grew up in Derbyshire.
I guess my accent pronounces some vowels differently, but it's not as if I was Worzel Gummidge.

I moved to Manchester shortly after and everyone calls me a southern fairy and pretends like I'm Jacob Rees-Mogg, even though I'm literally not from the south and say bath instead of barth, the fact I don't say "eeeh, mefinks it time for a barm cake" means I'm not from here, when I moved 35 miles.

This happened 15 years ago and nowadays this stuff doesn't matter, because Manchester is mostly inhabited by Pakistanis and recent African immigrants and Mancunians don't exist.

>Not even a minute into the nu bald vlogslop
>Random gay jeet walks up to him and asks him to shag his bum
>Rando jeet hoe tries to solicit money right afterwards while suckling on a bottle of coke quite suggestively (w/out screwing the lid off on purpose)

Oh my kino

Dawn of the Lids

>>83094204
i luv Robin of Sherwood to bits and even in the 80s they did two mildly progressive things i'm okay with:
- OC character Nasir, a Saracen (i think played by some Liverpudlian with a tan lol)
- Maid Marian learns archery, but i dunno, they teach her to shoot and then she just can

that's the level of 'fresh twist' i'm fine with. for the most part it was historically accurate, it just had a bit of magic and Celtic mythology thrown in there.

funnily enough Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (the Kevin Costner one) ended up with Morgan Freeman because they thought Nasir in RoS was part of the legend/story. so they swapped him to a Moor and there you go, black guy OC. you could write that in rather than just raceswap (you would 100% need to explain how that's come about).

>>83094305
Fair play lad, that one wouldn't wash with me as I've got the whole core hours thing. Need to be there 10 to 4 at least, obviously on WFH days I'm not working so much as existing with my laptop open. Agree with it being pozzed, gay as fucking shit.

>"Indians are mental."

- Bald vlogger quarter-jew, 2025, putting it very lightly

>>83094354
>when all the office talkative normies are in on the same day and nonstop talk for the entire day

thankfully though I can just put on headphones and play movies or jewtube, saw the office D&D autist dungeon master playing ark survival on tuesday so I might try to somehow do that to vary it up.

>>83094286
A basement is the dream, because you could secretively keep a girl down there.

>>83094393
Have decided it's time for me to get proper noise canceling headphones so I can just sit there in total silence.

This is the 2nd rando jeet subscriber that walked up to him in a row already

The jeet issues isn't exaggerated at all, they've flooded into every single corner of the internet thanks to these damn smartphones

>>83094404
for me its still being able to hear the insufferable cuck dave berry and his shitty breakfast show over anything im listening to with headphones because for some reason the radio despite not being on that loud still manages to get its way into my head, not a terrible idea noise cancelling headphones.

>>83094398
and if you buried her under the floor no one would know, bigly wins

>>83094388
>you will never wallow in cow shit with the lads
Why even live? Imagine how much camaraderie you'd have with 1.5 billion Indians.

>>83094422
Personally, I would always release anyone that I abducted and held against their will. I'm something of a "moralfag".

>using an object to hold down a key with notepad open so you constantly appear green on teams

epic wins

any brummy lads ITT? are you flooded out? was driving back through birmingham last night and the M5 was flooded all the way across near junction 2

Really need a Helperupdate.

>>83094533
Absolutely flood with Pakis and Indians mate. How are you coping?

Proper jeetpunk right there innit

>>83094204
"sir, you have a most-striking physical feature. i would bestow upon you a nickname based on your visage."

>>83094547
alot better now im out of there desu lad, didnt actually stay for long i was just stopping for fuel
>tfw went to stoke and the boat enjoyer situation didnt look much better

... Wondering why utility wire management seems to be impossible for turdie turdskins to solve

You see this in any given turdie craphole, it's like they've got a strong aversion towards routing these wires around their fecaloid hives in an orderly and proper fashion

Barely half of Muslims work, but they're the majority of birth.
Guess how this ends? Britain becomes Syria/Somalia etc!

Corrrr! The Melville box set is down to 35 quid on Amazon. Good deal that. Herzog box set down to 38 too. Absolute steals. Of course you could literally steal them online, hehehe!

>>83094576
It's happening in England too. I wish there was an option when you are having fibre installed or something else to say "no non-whites".

I had an Indian man install fibre in my house 2 weeks ago and he demolished part of my wall. He drilled through in the wrong place and apparently wasn't thinking about it logically, like "what would happen if I drilled here, where would the wire have to go if I wanted to install it here".
It was really weird, like a child had installed it.

He also smelled and couldn't speak good English.

>>83094587
Buying more than you could ever watch. You're sick in the head.

right then lads, im night driving tonight because i dont have a life, shall i go rural roads or go on an urban safari through manchester or liverpool?

Thank G-d i'm not indian tbf

man Arc Raiders

now thats a video game heh

>>83094660
Not as good as Umamusume Pretty Derby.

anyone else into watching girls chew and eat food

>>83094660
Yes goy CONSUME latest slop. Don't ask questions, CONSUME.

>>83094637
Take the rural roads. It'll be comfy and beautiful.

>>83094699
Internet has rotted your brain mongoooooooooooo
>>83094682
what is this Japan

Got trapped wind and want a bag of crisp

>>83094685
asmr mukbangs lad

>>83094754
yeaaaah buddy watching jenny breathes right now cutie slopping on cream cake

>3+ hours of waiting time for are bald ben to cop a single train ticket
>"Cleanliness is next to Godliness" printed on the back

... One might be tempted to ask: Why the fuck, then, do these saars literally *bathe* in shit? Why, they literally worship the latter as sacred of course

hey anon you playing arc raiders

>news come on
>fit news slag reading the latest breaking headlines
>100% we are living in a simulation and none of us are real, scientists find undeniable evidence
be honest lads, would this change your life in any way, would your day-to-day routine change?

>>83094765
I can hack any kernel. I don't want access to her biological disgusting stench.

>>83094781
This is already the case. No it doesn't change anything.

>>83094770
Wow I never knew asmr got this sexual.

saw a proper fatty waddling in Sainsburys at lunch. has some monster and big crisp bags in there grubby club hands.

If you get over 20 stone you should be sent to a farm and locked in a pig pen

>>83094388
Meanwhile Boris Johnson let a million of these people into the country, Starmer and Farage are bound to let even more in.

Ruth has sex with Will every week.

fat people disgust me and are gross

>>83094821
She travels back home to York especially to ride his disco stick.

Apparently there might be some more taxes on pubs coming in the budget. Paul won't be pleased.

>"I'm glad that the prozzies in this country are fully sanitized"

No doubt he's tried them out before as well

>>83094712
>'Internet has rotted your brain'
>says mong who consumes latest slop internet tells him to

HOWLING

All I care about is my chance of having sex with a woman, and it's gone from 60% to 40% to 20% to 5%.
I don't think the latest budget will help, but it's reached such a point of futility, where I feel like rape is the only option, which actually brings my odds up to about 60% again.

>>83094781
They found the opposite though, that we aren't in a simulation.

fat women arouse me and are sexy

>Just having a lill pee in public on a busy main street innit
>We civilized asf saar

>>83094783
I would definitely compile some sprogs with her. She's fit and Arch Linux is her daily driver.

>>83094845
He's a mong for voting Labour. Haha boomers.

>thinks I care what some ugly online troll cares lmao
>so desperate for attention you have to pretend to hate good games!!!!

>>83094872
That's incorrect and you need to check your facts.
Pig sties do exist if you have these kinds of urges.

https://youtu.be/GcVneITFVwc?si=w1sXuq_lGAD_PFru

one of the OGs who got me into asmr. sadly she died of cancer super young :(

>>83094836
I bet he loves it but can't wait for when he gets to take off the latex sheathe.

>>83094946
Ruth is definitely on some form of birth control, he definitely hits it raw. Most young girls are these days.

>>83094816
Mum always comes back after shopping to talk about the fat people she saw. Usually it's fat white single mums putting everything but veggies and fruit in their trolley for their mixed race sprogs.

You never see a thin person drinking Diet Coke

You can *really* see the abbo ("dalit"/shudra) DNA shining thru there. Quite interesting from an anthropological POV for sure

>>83094962
Yes a lot of girls just use birth control and make out they have period pain to the doctor. Really they just want lots of unprotected sex with their boyfriends. I don't know how anyone can even cum with those things choking their sausage. Vile things.

>>83094975
yep herd them up and off to the PEN. honestly we need a farm in wales or even better some outer worlds planet just shunt anyone 20 stone and over especially women into space

>>83094962
They probably started off with the protection but now they have good trust in each other for a long-term relationship. He'll definitely want variety though like any young lad and when the opportunity arises, he'll be chasing others.

>>83094925
Wow so relaxing the sound of lips smacking as saliva mixes with goyslop. Literally so so fucking disgusting.

>>83094996
All girls I met living in halls at uni were on birth control. I didn't meet a single girl who wasn't a cock carousel rider during my entire time there. And of course my own cock was not part of the carousel.

My mum told me not to eat with my mouth open. I don't want to know what kind of subhuman house you're from that you actively seek that out amplified in microphone. Genuinely revolting. We are fundamentally not the same species.

>>83095024
That's because you are probably not very attractive physically. That's the most important aspect for a man.

>go on local news site
>monster who abused partner caged

Why do they use such harsh language like "caged"?

>>83095038
This guys looks are his own fault. He looks so unkempt and doesn't look like he puts a single ounce of care into his looks. No shit he's going to look like shit when he doesn't take care of himself.

>>83094962
Please can you not be disgusting. I like to think of Ruth as pure and virginal.

>First thing bald ben does when stepping out of the train is complain about the smell of piss, trash and tons of homeless people sleeping on the platform

Imagine if bri'un had done the smart thing and allied with the Axis back in WW2, India would still belong to the empire right now and be full of european-coded high caste individuals going about their business

Instead you get pic rel/the bad timeline ending lol

>>83095069
This isn't Ruthmong. He doesn't reply to these posts in this way anymore.

>>83095061
Why would you when you are not attractive? He has shit genetics. Shaving his head may help a little but he'll still be ugly. A lot of fucked up monsters are ugly and turn to criminality when they realise they will never have a normal life.

>>83095078
Well I am pissed off she upset me a few months ago.

>>83094818
A million? More like almost 3. 2 million under Boris and another 800k under Sunak.

>>83095024
Halls is the most miserable place to be an incel. Everyone fucking 24/7
>>83095038
No it's number 3. Charisma i.e not having autism is number one and being rich is number two.
>>83095058
CAGED
SLAMMED
BLASTED

>>83095038
Lad had autism, show a little bit of compassion.

European timmie cumskins truly can't cope with this level of saarkandan ultra-advancement, can they

This is legit disgusting to watch though. As entertaining as it is stomach-turning

>>83095072
IIRC WWII actually delayed the independence of India. It was WWI that broke Britain.

>>83095127
He was a shut-in with no friends. Society did that to him. He probably tried early on in life but people constantly mocked him.

NEW WORD I HATE:

community.

it's gone the way of 'content' where do you just functionally mean some content, or ~content~?
are we talking about a community (/britfeel/ is a community) or are we talking about ~the community~?

>>83095072
>India would still belong to the empire right now

Doubt it. All the axis powers have lost their colonies.

>>83095058
stitched up like a kippa

>>83095162
Amazing lad that's you set the world to rights again

... Thanks bald ben, very cool. Can't wait to be shown yet more mountains of trash and piss and cow dung, totally pumped for this.

Top notch entertainment really

>>83095090
Not just shaving his head. He looks like he doesn't sleep and probably eats like shit based on his awful skin. That's not genetics, that's diet. I bet his body is fucking disgusting too seeing as he likely doesn't lift either. He doesn't take any pride in his appearance so of course he's going to look ugly.

I'm not saying he's going to look like Ryan Gosling if he hit the gym and changed his clothes but my god he can do much better than what he is now.

Met muppets with hands in pockets and no respect for the public. Baldy has a chip on his shoulder. Chinese police staff banging on about hostile reconnaissance. Dirty police vans need a clean. Vile police force full of rapists and racists.

https://youtu.be/LwX3Ma4rVMY

>>83095180
i'm not so cynical i reject all semantic shifts. some of the new slang is funny or downright useful.

but they are taking EXISTING words and putting some twee/online spin on them. which affects 'ordinary' uses of those words. perhaps even retroactively. e.g. how 'sus' has been around for decades, quite famously in UK law. but use 'sus' in exactly that same sense. it's been taken by internet memes.

>>83095236
That's it king, you've done them

no response from either of my mates. have a letter to post if it's not too late.
going to just go outside with pills, envelopes, and a pen. see what happens.

>>83095203
Of course he's not going to take any care in his appearance. Many men have given up. It gets you nowhere. Waste of time when even attractive men struggle to get a relationship. Women are going to select the best of the best on online dating. There's lots more men than women on online dating apps.

>>83095274
It's 2025, why are you posting letters and waiting days for replies

>>83095274
That's a nice picture. Good luck out there.

>>83095285
it's actually a sample submission to Wedinos. so it'd take weeks anyway. (if they even still accept it, meant to send it off weeks ago.)

>>83095322
If I post them a bag of B will they test it for fent?

>>83095276
Do you have a learning disability Ruthlad? Serious question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Ag_SgsHVg

Think i'd give this a shag if they added a nice thight russy to it. The tits are a very nice touch for sure

Is /britfeel/ dead?

My escort business has taken another L after the OSA and bitcoin bans. Now EE is switching off 3G meaning I need a new burner.

And one of my regulars was caught by his wife. She has taken his phone :(

>>83094388
Imagine a country being so fucked up that it was actually better under Islam

went to the postbox all wrapped up in my NEETlayers. posted my letter. then crept back in.

no word from mate B or mate ?. oh well. that was probably their only good chance in a while tbqh.

I tell you what lads, the best thing I've done this year was put my faith in Jesus Christ

Oh it lush and I mean LUSH desu

>>83095274
fucking hell i drew that years ago and completely forgot about it, nice to see its still doing the rounds on 4chan though

>>83095654
Hoooo boy. Very fucking nice my lad. How many months is that backlog?

>>83095654
Fuckin ell lad a bit close to 6k there better get spending.

>>83095654
What are you going to spend it on lad? x

>>83095701
I'm sending at least a few thousand to the escort who isn't getting back to me. Hoping that gets a reply.

>>83095684
Not sure desu, haven't had the letter yet, I think like 10.5 months?
>>83095685
I get paid from my job on Friday, and the regular PIP payment the week after, well over 6k but it doesn't matter, my declared savings is like 2 bong
>>83095701
Probably pay off my car and maybe a little trip to Paris
>>83095713
Piss off escort mong

>>83095718
That's a good call lad, a little holiday is the ideal thing when you get a cheeky little windfall like that. Enjoy it mate.

Imagining anon wanking in his 5 star Paris hotel room paid for by wagies

>>83095756
>Enjoy it mate.
Oh I will
>>83095788
I'm a wagie myself so it's only fair that I get it back

>full time wagie taking handouts to spend on holidays
This is why pip is getting ruined for us that actually need it

>>83095797
PIP is for everyone lad not just people who can't work. I am on a high wage and get top rate PIP myself.

Bumming Ruth up the bum

>>83095797
I actually need it lad I have BPD I'll probably rage quit this job at some point like all the other jobs I've had

Also I only do 30 hours atm, I still get some UC, think I figured out my take home would have to be about 2.8k before I got 0 UC

>>83095809
Nah you don't 'need" it, I need it and people like you are making that increasingly more difficult. You want it for a car payment. You just want it to save a few bob. Selfish af.

>>83095834
If you aren't getting it then you don't need it, me and anon >>83095805 are getting PIP so clearly we need it. Stop seething desu

>>83095834
I don't even have BPD like the other lad. I've managed to claim it for ADHD. Full mobility portion too. It's all about writing the form the right way.

>>83095848
Wish I got the high mobility, I want that motability car desu, I got one myself on finance though so it's ok, at least I'll own it out right
>It's all about writing the form the right way.
This is what I don't get about people like anon, they refuse to play the game then seethe when they get turned down

>>83095899
I just keep the money and lease an electric car through the electric car leasing scheme, works out best that way. And you're totally right. You need to play the cards you're dealt in life.

>>83095847
I do get pip have done for years. I'm fed up of wagies jumping on the bandwagon for spending money. You are going to ruin it for everyone, simple as.

>>83095654
>>83095718
corrr nice one mate. and here i was chuffed i basically got one deferred 'bonus' month (backpaid after a review).

>>83095809
based self-aware BPD lad. don't listen to the seethers, they won't understand. you are anticipating, not scrounging.

>>83095918
We're not lad, we're entitled to the money same as anyone who isn't working. Even if they changed the rules to stop us getting it because we work, it wouldn't affect you. Stop moaning you bell end.

>the chancers just KNOW how to fill out the form! they understand how to play the game!!!

okay now imagine the legitimate claims (wherever you, personally, draw that line). and they're in the same boat.

almost like it's exclusionary rather than inclusive. hmm.

There's nowt in life that I actually enjoy doing. Think this place is a bit shit in all honesty

>>83095918
Lad I've got it for years too since before it was PIP, I didn't work for years either, my first ever job was like 4 years ago, I joined Amazon on a whim, did it for 6 months before I rage quit, then I found I was good at machine learning and worked for like 3 different companies for the past 3 years, rage quit each one or otherwise fucked it up, now I'm back at Amazon, it's just nice to do something, I get really bored and lonely
>>83095929
Yeah I'm surprised it's so much, I thought 6 months was the max back pay, but I think it's because of when I did the appeal, it's my own fault it stopped in the first place I forgot to fill in the form end of last year and I wasn't bothered because I was getting good money from my last MLE job, things were tough after that so I did the appeal, DWP were meant to reply within 4 weeks and took a lot longer, only to say actually you need to fill the form in, I'm not good at that stuff so I didn't do it again, was surprised to get the message on my UC last week saying they'd sorted it out, said they found I had cause for not filling in the form and that

>>83095963
I'm a legitimate claimant lad. Never lied on the form. Just knew how to tell the truth in the right way. I'm a very sharp man. I've built an incredible career, despite some huge disadvantages in life. PIP is payback for those disadvantages.

did my tits in back in the Atos days. my CPN knew what they were like and wanted to come along to help. but we couldn't line up the appointment to when she was free (even with the one reschedule).

went in on my own and they SKIPPED MOST OF THE QUESTIONS. i requested the full report, it was like one of those school reports with copy-pasted statements. i lost points on shit that said
>When asked _______, Mr ____ responded _______.
which was simply never asked. let alone did i respond anything. they'd just written some 'default' 0-points answer.

appealed it and mentioned i had a complete recording i'd taken on my SanDisk Sansa Clip+. then lo and behold, i happened to be approved.

i like telling the truth and obeying rules.

sometimes the DWP turns me into a monster i no longer recognise in the mirror.

Looks like Donald Trump is a nonce then

>>83096144
give us a tildler!

>>83096144
It won't make any difference to anything lad.

desu, I always pinned Trump as an old lady shagger. I actually would be kind of surprised if he was into kids.
Seems like the kind of lad who liked 50 year old women, back when he was 20. Know what I mean?

>>83096173
I know. These people will always get away with everything. They don't live in the same world as us. That's why I'm glad I don't participate in or contribute to their system.

i didn't even clock there WAS another US government 'shutdown'.

Trump is sleazy in a gentleman's club kind of way, but from that email it's the same as the Andrew thing.

are we talking actual nonce shit, or did he shag a 16-year-old? did someone say "btw this is Jessica, i've sex-trafficked her," or was it just a party with some teenage girls to fug?

Holy fuck. Remember a few months ago one of the victims said a "former prime minister" beat up one of the girls and raped her? Turns out it was Gordon Brown.

>>83096259
I thought that was a former Israeli PM?

>>83096274
She vaguely said a "former prime minister" not sure. These are the emails that have been released today.

>>83092392
it's a shame that all of these immigrants are violent men- I imagine if they were all well-proportioned, pretty ladies then the Kalergi plan would go down a fucking treat.

I actually don't think Peter Mandelson was one of Epstein's clients. He is a fudge packer and Epstein didn't seem to deal in boys. I reckon Mandelson is another Mossad operative.

>>83096316
If we had some fit latina birds here I'd happily spaff in them

*walks back into the thread*
alri nob heads

big storm coming on friday night again lids

>>83096367
rain? when is it not, tbf?

>>83096329
For me? It's chubby little chinks

>>83096351
go on then, give us a blowwy
*laugh track plays*

remember that earthquake in china that killed over 80,000 people?

>>83096438
nah, but that sounds mental

>>83096447
look up the 2008 sichuan earthquake

>>83096438
remember that earthquake-tsunami in India that killed over 200,000 people?

all these large-scale natural disasters, that's the one i just have to remember "oh yeah, that was a big thing for a while when i was 12-13."

*sips* i remember 9/11, the boxing day tsunami, ive even got vague memories of foot and mouth disease

>>83096649
>ive even got vague memories of foot and mouth disease

foot-and-mouth disease
monkeypox
swine flu
SARS
bird flu
COVID-19

can you put these outbreaks in the correct chronological order, /britfeel/?

>>83096688
wasnt there zika virus aswell? honestly couldnt even tell you which decade that was desu, was it the one that made you bleed out of everywhere until you died or was that another apocalyptic pendemic?

why are they adding more cringe

console kiddos just weren't prepared for online games. "i hope you die, faggot retard!" is what PC gamers were saying at 8, not 13. by 13 we were skiddies who COULD easily wipe out their HDD/social life/finances over a match, but by then we were mature enough not to.

no sense of discipline or honour, with their ADHD 'lobbies'. irreversibly destroyed online gaming culture.

>>83096731
yeah the chirpiness/sycophancy is going up. but the memory thing is weirder. i know that's an option now, but it's 2personal4me.
so it knows i'm Ron, and i've had stuff going on lately?

ChatGPT works best as a form of advanced Google or figuring out info by mashing stuff together. that should be divorced from people as much as possible IMO. they've immediately reinvented all that 'filter bubble' shit DuckDuckGo was once warning people about. except now it's also telling you.

>>83096649
I have vague memories of mad cow disease.
Had a friend who flat out refused to eat beef for years.

>>83096785
mad cow disease that was a good one, what about the ol' horse meat scandal?

how long until it starts being cocky about what it THINKS i want? not like a correction or 'could it be ____ you were thinking of?' that's fine.

but that thing Comic Book Guy types do.
>i know you ASKED for reggae, but trust me Ron, you'd really prefer rap. here's some selections i think you'll like:

I took an incredibly satisfying shit just now.
X

>>83096790
well we've already reached the point where it will delete your work then lie about it

i will never take a satisfying shiddington. i am resigned to a fate of endless constipation.

some anons mentioned a few, what's the next step up from these?
are there any actual immediate laxatives, like in American Pie?

NHS makes these sound like the fastest-acting ones, just stimulating your intestine muscles.

there are FOODS that just make you shit. surely this is a solved problem? ;_;

>>83096824
eat a greasy takeaway and drink a can of monster

>>83096865
drink loads of water in a very short period of time lad, that normally clears things out, failing that eat loads of sugar

>>83096866
i tried this. had several phalls. it does work but it's like i'm still backed-up too. hard to explain.

>>83096868
i drink loads of water. and occasionally binge sugar. i then poo more but it's the pooing you do after eating a cake or something. (usually it's more formed, nothing comes up on the toilet paper).

where the FUCK is the pill i swallow and then my bowels are emptying 30 mins later???

>>83096887
here you go, thanks to musk

>>83096895
>stay hydrated and near a bathroom
lel

>>83096898
tried asking chatgpt and it's so cucked, can't even ask it how to liquify shite

just woke up, work in 60, fifth work day in a row, knackered af but have 3 days off after today, slept fairly good, but lots of teeth grinding, it thursday

Anal expert from Newcastle

first pip review in 10 years sending form back 2day wish me luck x

>>83097226
Get a job you stinker

might go on the pregabalins today

this is my original Game Boy character, 'Flopso'.

you are welcome to use 'Flopso' under a CC-BY licence. as long as you credit /britfeel/.

muted mutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdpfrKLH-iA&list=RDNdpfrKLH-iA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUZbWFzc2l2ZSBhdHRhY2sgYmxhY2sgbWlsa6AHAQ%3D%3D

Morning lads
Had a dream last night that the escort I saw left a scathing comment about me on an escort forum
Woke up feeling like I was having a panic attack

Hair loss is getting worse at an exponential rate. Grim grim grim. Will be forced to shave it all off soon.

>>83097805
Its because you didn't tip lad.

>>83097923
I take dutasteride daily and soon getting a transplant to restore most of what I lost

>>83098005
I offered her more money at the end because we went over the hour and she declined it saying it was fine.

I think this has contributed to why I've been so frustrated with her lack of a response. Everything indicated she'd see me again.

I'm gonna try other escorts in the meantime, but I'm thinking of maybe, maybe messaging her again in December to see if she's changed her mind.

Had a dream last night that I banged Angela Rayner in a fancy office then she gave me a football trophy that said something about providing great customer service which then gave me access to some secret club

>>83098051
Pls stop with this shit

>>83095395
I'm not high IQ. I am aware of my mental state.

Windows sucks.

1TB storage on this bad boy. Mental.

>>83096865
Dulcolax is a good one lad, take it before bed and guaranteed you'll be having a full painful shit by midday the next day

Shall be resting up now me X

>>83098168
Absolutely bonkers. I've got a bunch of HDDs with media and stuff on them, imagine replacing all of them with a single little lad like that. The future is coming.

So fucking desperate for money by offering to make feet videos. Why can't females just get real jobs?

heard somebody didn't tip one of my hoes in a dream he had

>>83098205
Angela got more than the tip

>>83098197
Flash storage would be great if it didn't have limited write cycles. A hard drive would probably survive a lot longer with heavy writes. Then there's the retention of data in cold storage. The memory cells can lose their charge if not plugged in for a while. A hard drive would most likely still have the data after 20 years in a closet.

Also normies would give you the look if you had several hard drives but wouldn't bat an eye at a high capacity flash drive. They associate hard drives with someone that likes to hoard a lot of data.

>>83098188
Me? My sleep cycle is fucked again so I'm up all night and morning. Bed at 2pm for me.

>>83095985
>8:30am
>quick shower
>out the door by 9
>spend my day listening to early 2000's house/techhouse & chasing chavs with debt letters
>wife says it's okay if I go Clubbing this weekend, haven't had a gary this year and i'm dying to however probs just gonna watch 2 of my favourite DJ's sets and then drive home though most likely

Life is good. Any other lids working today? Nutted someone last week after they lost their mind but no knock on the door from the feds yet so think they just took it on the chin as part and parcel. Will see.
Oh and just got 9 grand back from a 5 grand investment I gave to a paki detailing place in January, buzzing with that think it'll go towards taking kids to Disney.

>>83098245
Doesn't sound that bad lid, not bad at all. I love a pill but the comedown usually takes me out for a week after, got a clubnight coming up in a couple weeks but I'll probably stick to the calvin Klein's and maybe a bit of something psychedelic.

Just waiting for my coffee to be done then heading in't office. Mostly just because I need to pass an exam by the end of the year and it's harder to focus on memorising the answers when I'm at home.

It's time to stop working lads. There's no pussy for you. No future. You'll always be stuck in your miserable job earning low pay. There will never be any progression. You'll never be independent. You just don't get it, do you? Stop caring about having money. By not working, you can claim disability for mental health and enjoy your free time. You can't put a price on your wellbeing.

>>83098285
My wife and I would disagree but you do you x

>>83098285
How is your wellbeing?

>>83098285
Just settling down at my desk before clocking in at 9 lad. I feel very rested because last night my wife put on some sexy lingerie and shlobbered on my fucking cawk until I came down her throat. That was in our big comfy bed in our nice house btw.

Does britfeel have a proper logo lads? Feel street is iconic and all, but think we need something that's more pictographic, something more akin to a symbol.

>>83098301
Brazy how they don't understand.
>>83098285
You will find a femoid to split the costs of life 50/50 with. You will get to nut inside her. You will argue with her for dumb reasons. But you will love, anon. "Enjoying your free time" is nice, but when you show up abroad to anywhere nice and make friends with randoms it's hard to hear that they sell antiques and have an AirBNB business knowing that your only retort is Ohh yeah I get pip. You can do eet anon, become the sigma do not be afraid to punch scary men in the face, unironic actual advice, once I stopped being a pussy and got into my first few ultra violent (where you are grunting at each other like animals) fights) everything changes, trust me, you will see, the managers that previously intimidated you will all of a sudden seem hilarious to you etc etc

>>83098301
Lucky man then.

>>83098308
I'm doing ok. I am used to this isolated life now. At least I don't have to be more miserable in a job I hate getting me nowhere.

>>83098313
Working wouldn't get me that kind of reward.

>>83098333
I'll never go abroad. My life is meant to be a wagie in this shit town and I refuse to play my part. I will not find anyone.

>>83098349
>I'm doing ok
You're here constantly crying and sobbing how shit your life is though

>>83098349
So you agree that you have a pretty easy and comfy life? Better than most people

2 hours until lunch. I'm starving de lads.

>>83098381
In Turkey it's already lunch time. Lucky Ruthmong.

You work so Sean can galavant around Ireland x

You know what other country is 2 hours ahead of us? Israel.
Makes you think....

>>83098393
his ancestors were irish immigrants so it makes sense for him to go there

>>83098349
>shit town
can't be worse than bradford desu
you can make a proper life anywhere my nigga I just know you can do it

>>83098402
Turkey is 3 hours ahead, mong

>new shoes kinda uncomfy
>figure I will wear into them
>actually hurt my foot instead like a BOSS
corrr. Brilliant. Bravo Vince. Well it's an excuse to not leave the house I suppose.

>>83090251
32, virgin, no girlfriend ever. just got my first job, it's $14/hour. I'm fit. No luck on dating apps still. Job didn't give me any relationship/sex prospects at all like I thought it would but old people respect me.

typical wagie story LOL gets a job expecting pussy but ends up in an elderly circle slaving for chump change

Chika has to wear unwomfortable leather shoes for his wagie job where he gets forced to do unethical things.

chika probably wears loafers considering he is gay

>>83098437
Imagine thinking posts on r9k are representative of real life. You silly sausage. I'm beginning to suspect your miserable attitude and horrible personality might be the cause of your problems.

>>83098456
He probably wears heels when he's getting pounded

Ok wagie. Still not working

>>83098453
Bootshires for general use in fact. It not right. Maybe if I just wear them a bit more. I surely won't injure my foot even more, right? Haha no of course not. Yeah no seriously though it hurts to walk, it not fun.

>>83098462
NTA, I think you're protecting lad.

Adidas slides for in the house, common projects achilles for general wear in warm weather, reiss chelsea boots for colder weather, cheap chinese running shoes for jogs.

Thank you for reading my shoe blog.

>>83098477
Unlikely to protect Ruthmong there lad aren't I? I DONT CARE IF IT WAS FUCKING AUTOCORRECT

right lads what goyslop am I ordering off uberjeets today then

Everybody post their shoes, everybody rate

Hankering for an update on druggielads nocturnal wanderings. Wonder if he delivered successfully, wonder what fate befell him.

>>83098569
kfc still the best major chain if you can afford it

>>83098572
I don't think so! Where are we sending them? How do we know it's not a foot fetishist that's receiving our shoes? I'm not letting a pervert wank off into my shoes, desu.

>>83098582
kfc is utter wank nowadays lad
also my area doesn't have one anymore

Me? Only have one pair of shoes. Only women have more.

>>83098582
Are you dizzy

Making the new but it's going to be 300 seconds. Anybody feel like doing it instead?

New thread should be shoe related imo

>>83098637
it's not happening sunshine

>>83098646
>>83098646
>>83098646
>>83098646
new one init?