>>22249894
A Mercury is a real good car. That was the car I was driving that day.I have a lot of cars. Yeah. Different kinds. A lot of different kinds of cars. She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand. It wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And I pulled the Mercury right up alongside and I rolled down the window, see, by electric power. And she had this leather skirt on. And she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like hair, I like hair a lot. It means a big bush. I like a big bush. So she says, Are you dating? You know? I said, Sure. So she gets in. And we pull off into this remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I. And she says to me, How much do you wanna spend? And I said, Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one. And she says to me, 25 dollars. That's not chicken feed, you know... to a working man. So I produce the 25 dollars and she sticks it down into her shoe and pulls up her skirt. And there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. You can imagine how bad I wanted my 25 dollars back, huh?
