/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says

furry abdl diaperfur gets mainstream attention after xQc accidentally finds him on the front page of twitch during a stream, the diaperfur promptly loses his shit and rees about normies "attacking" him even though xQc didn't say a word, then the diaperfur promptly gets his past dug up and gets permabanned for sexual misconduct.
Many such cases...

Your fortune: Good Luck

Papa Echo November India Sierra

furfagfraudster would you rock this

Hai esfores
I recently turned 18 a few days ago
Where is peanuts and fajitas?

pls dont uninstall

this is what happens when you r*de
think about youer next post very carefully

Your fortune: Godly Luck

secret radio is trying to get you deported

i understand

HEY S4S

MIND GIVING ME A ONE KISS PLEASE?

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Would you pay to be luhBUTTemized??

Patchy going to sleep knowing edition

Last /fumo/: >>12483274
/fumo/ on /jp/: >>>/jp/49883945
The /fumo/ strawpoll (very important): https://strawpoll.com/QrgewLlp2yp

What did you used to eat back when you were fat?

I used to eat an entire 30oz costco bag of doritos in one sitting, idk why, it felt and tasted good about 3/4 of the way in then you're just huffing cheese dust and dealing with heartburn, sweating and heart palpitations, oh maybe that doesn't sound good cus I just ate 4400 calories in one sitting!!!!
Overeating should be considered a form of self-harm and stretch marks should have the same weight as cutting scars tbh

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Don't put a hat on me

WEEEEEEEH WEEEHHHHHHH WEEEEHHHHHHHH

Why is her name cream the rabbit?

isaBELL the deflated dawg

what you want isnt always what you need

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

today im poasting! I'm poasting lole on the loele borard

even though bad things happened, i want to be a kid again

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

this is nice jelly

FAP is a much funnier word than goon, prove me wrong.

Yes! I'm able to come through again!

Hello [s4s] friends, I'm contacting you from the other side. I was only able to break through a few times on Sunday night. But as Halloween draws closer, the gateway gets wider and my presence back in the corporal realm becomes stronger!

I've missed you all! I imagine I've missed out on many memes and quite a bit of namefriend drama. What has happened since I've passed? I have so much to tell you about what's on the other side, but I'm worried about my wife can someo

i'm going to mcdonalds you guys want anything

lole

Your fortune: Godly Luck

I saw yosho at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

going to Lidl

Why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbOLPqdEOCw

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Koishi's presence cannot be noticed by other beings unless she allows it, even while standing in plain view because she's closed her mind, or her Third Eye.
Some children are immune to this effect due to their still-developing minds, leading Koishi to become their "imaginary friend", though they will forget about her when they grow up.
Having purged herself of "worldly attachments," she's viewed as having achieved something akin to enlightenment by the Buddhists of the Myouren Temple

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Morning...

...because if it were a *good* morning, I'd be fishing!

Extra! Extra!
Read all about it!

Good morning I hate americans

spooky month has arrived... le pumk is amongst us

Your fortune: Outlook good

so los blissfule

visiting esfores after a long time feels like going to another country... except you were born there, so everthing's still the same lole
anyways, hi s4s !!! ^_^ how's life going? everything's alright?

Anons, I need to tell you something. I never went on /qa/, I wasn't even aware of the great soyset. The reason why I want to bring it back is that it will cause the dimensional merge. I really want to see my wife anons.

It's like you come onto this planet with a crayon box. Now, you may get the 8-pack, you may get the 16-pack. But it's all in what you do with the crayons, the colors that you're given. Don't worry about drawing within the lines or coloring outside the lines. I say color outside the lines. Color right off he page. Don't box me in. We're in motion to the ocean. We are not landlocked, I'll tell ya that.

nani

When I'll get my dream girl???,
>No I don't want looks
I want somebody that I find genuine

huggen

INTRODUCING

crawling... to.... page... 10...

wolverine and honey badger at oktoberfest

inthelittlewood demise

don't fuck me in the ass until I've had my morning shit