Thread 12578316

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Anonymous 10/16/2025, 2:36:04 PM No.12578316 >>12578321

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don't fuck me in the ass until I've had my morning shit

Yuji Sakai 10/16/2025, 2:38:31 PM No.12578320

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love the blue slut so much

Star-chan 10/16/2025, 2:43:03 PM No.12578321

>>12578316 (OP)
Funi tred

Anonymous 10/16/2025, 2:44:28 PM No.12578322 >>12578323 >>12578330

for real though I don't know how people handle this practically. I've never been in a committed live-in relationship where you wake up in bed with your partner. What if you wake up and they're horny but you have to say this, then what like they have to wait there in bed while you go to the bathroom and clean yourself up

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Yuji Sakai 10/16/2025, 2:45:40 PM No.12578323 >>12578324

>>12578322
i have a morning pee but never a morning shit
i have heard of the legendary "morning shit" before but never actually experienced it

Anonymous 10/16/2025, 2:47:50 PM No.12578324 >>12578331

>>12578323
I do it most mornings, usually right after breakfast. The action happens less than an hour after waking up so that means I must have a load ready to go towards the end of the intestines when I wake up

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous 10/16/2025, 2:52:47 PM No.12578330 >>12578333

>>12578322
Not all sex is anal sex

Star-chan 10/16/2025, 2:53:01 PM No.12578331 >>12578337

>>12578324
I let my body consume it, like why waste protein? Haven't shitted in 5 days now

Anonymous 10/16/2025, 2:54:02 PM No.12578333 >>12579912

>>12578330
Sex=gross

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous 10/16/2025, 2:57:18 PM No.12578337 >>12578466 >>12578473

>>12578331
this one time I went backpacking in the Rocky Mountains with a group and my tent partner was terrified of getting mauled by bears while shitting outside so he just held it for the entire week. Years later I was at his wedding and I needed to get away from the crowd before the ceremony started so I walked into a stairwell and then ran into him standing there alone at the bottom of the stairs. I just told him congratulations then went back up to my seat.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 10/16/2025, 4:22:26 PM No.12578466

>>12578337
As if he knew what you were talking about.. God, you're so autistic

Anonymous 10/16/2025, 4:25:19 PM No.12578473 >>12578594

>>12578337
Why did you add the wedding part? It was totally irrelevant

Anonymous 10/16/2025, 4:26:27 PM No.12578477 >>12578591

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