crayon eater
6/13/2025, 12:10:37 AM No.12324488
eating crayons is the cure to female loneliness
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Thread 12324488 - /s4s/ [Archived: 1097 hours ago]
crayon eater
6/13/2025, 12:27:19 AM No.12324517
>>12324488 (OP)
f5 f5 f5 f5
f5 f5 f5 f5
tea fren
6/13/2025, 12:31:25 AM No.12324522
>>12324488 (OP)
dubs
like...
*sip*
i was almost gonna believe this....
*sip*
but then i tasted the green crayons.
64 colors...
what more could any kid want?
*sip*
Your fortune: Average Luck
dubs
like...
*sip*
i was almost gonna believe this....
*sip*
but then i tasted the green crayons.
64 colors...
what more could any kid want?
*sip*
Your fortune: Average Luck
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Moloko
6/13/2025, 12:32:53 AM No.12324526
>>12324488 (OP)
So children feel lonely many times
So children feel lonely many times
crayon eater
6/13/2025, 12:34:49 AM No.12324530
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tea fren
6/13/2025, 12:39:39 AM No.12324541
>>12324530
*sip*
omg yes contain your enthusiasm.
i get it.
i'm with you.
just don't ....
gush so much.
walk without rythm it won't attrakt wurm
shitboi slim
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
*sip*
omg yes contain your enthusiasm.
i get it.
i'm with you.
just don't ....
gush so much.
walk without rythm it won't attrakt wurm
shitboi slim
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
crayon eater
6/13/2025, 12:41:56 AM No.12324546
>>12324488 (OP)
it's come to my attention that the crayon joke has very strange connotations maybe i shouldn't behave like this because it might get misconstrued i just thought it was funny
it's come to my attention that the crayon joke has very strange connotations maybe i shouldn't behave like this because it might get misconstrued i just thought it was funny
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:44:09 AM No.12324552
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crayon eater
6/13/2025, 12:44:53 AM No.12324553
>>12324552
thank you anon i think im just paranoid
thank you anon i think im just paranoid
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Yuji Sakai
6/13/2025, 1:43:00 AM No.12324667
>>12324666
trip
trip
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:50:42 AM No.12324681
It's like you come onto this planet with a crayon box. Now, you may get the 8-pack, you may get the 16-pack. But it's all in what you do with the crayons, the colors that you're given. Don't worry about drawing within the lines or coloring outside the lines. I say color outside the lines. Color right off he page. Don't box me in. We're in motion to the ocean. We are not landlocked, I'll tell ya that.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:47 AM No.12324683
>>12324681
say your crayon is a dead end. Like all things…your next color is brown. You say green is next you see a tree. A box…
Is it all the same color?
say your crayon is a dead end. Like all things…your next color is brown. You say green is next you see a tree. A box…
Is it all the same color?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:54:45 AM No.12324686
>>12324683
irregardless, its the same difference and i literally could care less for all intensive purposes so you're point is mute per say
irregardless, its the same difference and i literally could care less for all intensive purposes so you're point is mute per say
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:56:42 AM No.12324693
>>12324686
does it all go red after you’ve chosen your color? I was just asking
does it all go red after you’ve chosen your color? I was just asking
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:59:02 AM No.12324699
>>12324686
is black an option
is black an option
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:59:10 AM No.12324701
>>12324693
A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.
The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough, it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.
This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.
At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said, “Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red.”
A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed.
The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough, it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to.
This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn’t make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.
At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, “Did you look through the keyhole?” The man told her that he had and she said, “Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red.”
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:03:31 AM No.12324713
>>12324701
I will vomit and ask what the problem was but my leg kept moving around.
The event is like that of a memory you’re still fond of… take into consideration the episode rewarded in the end. I’m here to inform you you of the years it’ll take to realize my faults. It’ll be an outstanding experience to caption the tension between you and I the feeling you get from achieving a task greater than it’s feat…
I will vomit and ask what the problem was but my leg kept moving around.
The event is like that of a memory you’re still fond of… take into consideration the episode rewarded in the end. I’m here to inform you you of the years it’ll take to realize my faults. It’ll be an outstanding experience to caption the tension between you and I the feeling you get from achieving a task greater than it’s feat…
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:08:19 AM No.12324726
>>12324721
ok.
ok.
crayon-chan
6/13/2025, 3:42:10 AM No.12324925
>>12324701
i'm the pale woman in the story i lather myself in crayons so i can have color
i'm the pale woman in the story i lather myself in crayons so i can have color
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:16:44 AM No.12325259
>>12324721
lol same
lol same
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:20:17 AM No.12325264
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:30:16 AM No.12325279
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:15:23 PM No.12325924
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:32:20 PM No.12325936
>>12325924
they are made of food already, unless you mean crayon-chan who would also probably be quite edible
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
they are made of food already, unless you mean crayon-chan who would also probably be quite edible
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:48:58 PM No.12325942
>>12325924
When I was in college someone won an award for making crayons out of soy. So you're about 30 years too late.
When I was in college someone won an award for making crayons out of soy. So you're about 30 years too late.