Thread 12332386

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Middle East Latest: Iran Signals It Wants to Talk With U.S. and Israel, Says Report
By
George Glover
and
Martin Baccardax

Updated June 16, 2025, 10:23 am EDT / Original June 16, 2025, 5:52 am EDT

https://www.barrons.com/articles/iran-israel-news-trump-peace-deal-9961d7db

"U.S. stocks extended their rally Monday following a Wall Street Journal report that suggested Tehran was looking to resume talks with the White House over its nuclear program in order to de-escalate its military conflict with Israel.

The Journal said senior Iranian officials offered to return to talks aimed at curbing the country’s atomic energy efforts, which broke down earlier this month, as long as the U.S. committed to not joining Israel’s continuing attacks."

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>>12332403
hi tea fren

>>12332404
hi!

=^_^= you found me!

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>>12332406
why dont they listen to my part of the story
doesnt really matter in the end i deleted all the files and get a job hope that will distract me for some time until i finally seppuku

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oh okay

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i could have done worse then just a few spergy 4chan posts on some dead ass board nobody cares about much much worse

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https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/507596720/

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yea im the bad guy
so be it then but the truth is different

i would have done some stuff for a bit of truth but now they lost the chance
its an empty world out there

>>12332471
what you are saying is you would have WHORED OUT for a bit of SUPPLIMENT TO YOUR INCOME and then i stopped reading ???

>>12332473
no do what they wanted me to do in the first place
dunno why they got distracted

>>12332475
whos asking you to whore out

>>12332476
mhh there was once a situation they wanted to give me money good thing i declined

>>12332475
cigarette filters are perfortared now because youre meant to try tearing them on the perforations and then remove the whole filter it didnt work

>>12332486
yeah im happy that you wanted to keep your integrity girrll

tehran is a theocracy.

rome is a theocracy.

israel is a theocracy.

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i wonder what they wanted...

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"At worst, Israel had planned to receive between 350 and 500 ballistic missiles in response to an attack. But instead, about a hundred drones were launched, mostly at Tel Aviv, Israel’s Mecca of bum-banditry, to little effect. The bump and grind and the chemsex parties were briefly interrupted as revellers scrambled for the shelters, but soon enough they were back on the dancefloors and podiums, bonking away like nothing had happened."


https://www.infowars.com/posts/what-now-the-future-of-america-first-hangs-in-the-balance

>chemsex?????

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>>12332500
DUBS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>>12332500
this does not augur well

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>>12332535
oh my god tea fren is that you?
do you look like this?

>>12332749
fuuuuuck! he always finds me.

>>12332614
Yeah, pretty much.

bb not gonna budge.

no more talks.

okay.

regime gone.

then what?

you've still got gaza.

and a reignited muslim resistance.

china is deeply concerned.

russia is busy in ukraine.

a new refugee crisis.

and sleeper cells.

you are on the brink of endless war.

everywhere or anywhere.

this will only feed the machine.

i'd say get back to the table...

but the machine doesn't want that.

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i just waned to play video game

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>>12333056
you're playing already.

it's called "the new american century".

and you don't get a choice.

you're gonna play whether you want to or not.

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https://www.axios.com/2025/06/16/trump-evacuate-tehran-warning-israel


welp...

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yup

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>>12333548
hello?

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>>12333548
they're talking about you dude.


https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/507668634/

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>>12333472
mtg

ftw

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https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/507670988/

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>>12332403
This can only mean they have retrograde applications for nuclear technology we don't know about.

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>>12332444
trips
>>12332500
>>12333799
dubs

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bump

>>12334631
maybe take it to >>>/pol/

>>12334635
maybe take it to the jersey shore...


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p-FZozVtgHw

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>>12334709
just look at that nice table.
oh and there's a tea and coffee service out of frame. probably some bakery too.

they've got a special little table if anyone
wants to hookah.

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perhaps ill redirect people into here instead of /pol/ hows that sound tea fren?

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>>12334734
no need fren. we've got spiders.
thanks for asking tho.
*sip*

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i heard joe was off somewhere muttering about gay bathhouses and hedge funds.
*sip*

he just doesn't understand the bouffant yet.
*sip*

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crunch time

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>>12334743
;^)
>>12334799
dubs time

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>>12334804
i... i didn't even want those dubs today.

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you're not helping schnitzel dick.

reiterating the obvious is redundant and counter productive.

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you're not helping schnitzel dick

reiterating the obvious is redundant and counter productive

zero punctuation

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it occurs to me there's two kinds of everything.
muslims: sunni and shia
jews: jerusalem and tel aviv.

if i was camping in israel i'd be a tel aviv kind of camper.

why not? so tonight i'm gonna party like it's 1999.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shia–Sunni_relations

*sip*

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*sip*

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>>12334862
i use the word camper because at the time scripture was written people were still pitching tents in the mideast.

camel caravans were the trucking industry of it's day. it's all very romantic.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3gKnnb24Eso

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ahura mazda ftw.

you know....
*sip*

when most people hear the word mazda they think of cars.
isn't that funny.
*sip*

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>>12334926
it's funny because not one in ten people walking on the streets where i live knows what zoroastrianism or ahura mazda is.
*sip*

but they're ready to get fired up about "politics"
and tell me what for. lol.

we call them "normies".

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"Look, Mummy. There's an airplane up in the sky

Did, did, did, did you see the frightened ones?
Did, did, did, did you hear the falling bombs?
Did, did, did, did you ever wonder
Why we had to run for shelter
When the promise of a brave new world
Unfurled beneath a clear blue sky?

Did, did, did, did you see the frightened ones?
Did, did, did, did you hear the falling bombs?
The flames are all long gone
But the pain lingers on

Goodbye blue sky
Goodbye blue sky
Goodbye
Goodbye"

–Pink Floyd

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>>12335027
there's a jukebox in the corner of this room.
if you press d13 this song will play.

DO NOT PRESS D13 PLEASE.

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>>12335041
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mkq9smot4UU

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hi guys =^_^=

wassup?

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>>12335141
looks like trans flags lel

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Lebanon_electronic_device_attacks

*sip*

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i love you even if you post twitter screencaps tea fren

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Just don't take my white pigeon away

>>12335169
?

"You're never gonna get a sweeter invitation
Are you gonna stay or will you run away?
Everybody knows about your conversation
I've given you the floor now whatcha gonna say?"

–Bryan Duncan

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>>12335162

gosh thanx.

/pol/ is lit today.
*sip*

that's where i find them.

love /pol/ too.
*sip*

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>>12335172
misspelled ? it's not that bird? peace of mind

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please pull up a chair.

لطفا یک صندلی بکشید جلو
lotfa yek sandeli bakeshid jelo

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>>12335177
>>12335200
love your dubs tea fren

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>>12335232
oh thank you lole

>>12335219
you have no idea if you are translating that right
from what i recall persian has no definite article but does have an indefinite (hopefully im not remembering the other way around), and your post contains "yek" which means "one" as in the number 1 so i have to wonder if this is translated wrong because it should say "a chair" rather than "one chair". and this is only one possible flaw, notwithstanding colloquialisms that should be used, even the set phrase "to pull up", idk if thats in there literally or not, and if it is.
maybe they use something else instead maybe youve just said "yank one chair upwards" instead of what you meant.
and who even knows if the imperative is forged right.

>>12335227
thanks for checkems

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>>12335235
it's supposed to be Persian for:

"PULL UP A CHAIR"

*sip*

implying to please be seated at this table as seen in the jpg.

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did you ever have that dream where you're walking through a nice neighborhood on a sunny day and it smells like spring rain and then you walk around a corner stop to light a cigarette and when you look up from your hands it's suddenly dark and cloudy and you're standing ankle deep in body parts-
hands feet arms legs heads and partial heads and glistening entrails and the there's a really weird smell you can't even describe-
and a guy walks up and says "they missed it"
and he walks away-
and you want to walk back to the nice neighborhood but every time you turn a corner it's just more body parts-

and you feel something closing in on you and you start running and then you suddenly wake up out of breath?

i have.

and i hate that dream.

https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2025/06/15/749924/War-against-Zionist-regime-progressing-with-prudence-and-management--Ex-IRGC-chief


"Major General Mohsen Rezaei
War against the Zionist regime is progressing with prudence and management, former Islamic Revolution Guard Corps (IRGC) chief Major General Mohsen Rezaei says.

"Currently, some believe that we should act more vigorously, but the important point is that the war must be managed, and fortunately, this war is being managed right now," Rezaei said on Iranian Radio and Television on Sunday.

He stated that "everyone is managing this battle intelligently, and this management should ultimately lead to the decisive victory of the Iranian nation."

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>>12335309
i remember when enrichment began.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet

you could have purchased fuel rods on the open market for peaceful purposes.

you declined.

israel was talking about going it alone two years ago.

if you don't get your ass back to the table you won't have an ass anymore.

and neither will a lot of other innocent people.

please rejoin negotiations.

please.

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https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/507763885/

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>>12335309
>managing

you're not managing. you're creating corpses and refugees.

and your people know this.

'gosh what a great day to become displaced
thanks ali"

can you hear them?

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>>12335436
not having nuclear capability will doom their entire nation. by nation i mean NATION, not just country. like that puts them so totally far behind everything else it's not even funny. they will have no capacity to negotiate if they take any deals now. it's a gamble but nuclear capabilities are within reason and probably worth it for them. it's a shame the british did everything they did to them back in the day. everything from ripping away herat in the 1840s to the reuter concessions to BP and beyond

>>12335445
you don't need warheads for peaceful purposes.
if they don't negotiate now they'll lose the nation now.

it's not even funny.

you can purchase fuel rods on the open market for peaceful purposes.

you don't need to enrich for peaceful purposes.

so that table is a good option.

like i said i heard israel talking about going it alone two years ago.

if trump gets dragged in it'll be hell on earth.
but it will be a quick decisive albeit devastating hell.

and brics will be laughing their asses off.

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>>12335527
the need for self preservation comes from non peaceful and hostile actions against them, for centuries and continuing indefinitely. banditry and pillaging

>>12334926
a Zoroastrian, "descended from the old kings", was put on the Shah's throne with his back tied to a wooden statue. The attendants paid their respects to him until an hour before sunset, the time for the real coronation. At that point an official came up from behind and cut off the head of the statue, whereupon the Zoroastrian fled and Safi II appeared. The Safavid bonnet was next put on his head, and he was girded with a sword, and Safi II took on the name Abu'l-Muzzafar Abu'l-Mansur Shah Suleiman Safavi Mousavi Bahador Khan, with the name Suleiman referring to King Solomon

>>12335564
that table is self preservation.

>centuries

if you want to talk about the past?

how far back do you want to go?


"The Amalekites were claimed to be Amalek's descendants through the genealogy of Esau. According to the Hebrew Bible, the Amalekites inhabited the Negev and Sinai Peninsula. They appear to have lived a nomadic or seminomadic lifestyle along the fringes of southern Canaan's agricultural zone.
https://en.wikipedia.org
Amalek - Wikipedia"

keeping resentment lists is UNWISE.

there's a good faith opportunity available now.

because the future is better than the past.

it can be as bright as anyone wants to make it.

including iran.

or it can be a rehash of the past.

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>>12332386 (OP)
where is mspaintchan we need him back dont do anything weird though

>>12335589
actually a good limit on how far back is stuff that is still relevant. like the shiite identity of iran and the germano-polish-lithuanian identity of the jews and their intertwining with contemporary unitedstatesian culture

>>12335608
>unitedstatesian

lol

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>>12333650
Anonymous ID:btkHXqZQ Mon 16 Jun 2025 20:36:21 No.507670988 View
Quoted By: >>507671079 >>507671147.......

Iran and iranians do not hate americans, they do not wish death to america. They were literally gonna have a meeting with the USA this week if there was no war. Do not believe the jews here.
Iranians are also very westernized people, most of them are not real muslims even if they live in a muslim government, and most of them love western culture and media. They are not similar to arabs at all.
Iran(the government only hates israel since israel hates them.)
Never ever believe what the jews here tell you.
Also I have visited teheran, a beautiful city with great food and smart people and hot girls, they also party hard, great secret underground techno scene.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/507670988/

*sip*

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new SKYKING thread just dropped.
*sip*

yay!

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>>12335799
dubs

link:

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/507778154/

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>>12335787
sus

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https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cx23e4jz2g0t

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wish i could visit iran dude
all iranians here are 2nd and 3rd generation rich assholes

oh no

>>12336126
:(

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jun/16/ali-khamenei-ruthless-defender-of-iran-revolution-with-few-good-options-left

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OH MY GOSH WOW
AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING

if they come they're going to do "regime change" which means your going to get bombarded until your government can no longer reconstitute.

collateral damage is of zero concern.

do you understand ali?

>>12336279
yeah. death is fascinating.

regime change is serious business.

if they don't cease enrichment it's gonna be regime change.

just massive death and infrastructure damage from on high.

it could go on for months.

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>>12336279
they'll be waving white flags and zero fucks given.
BOOM.

until their government can no longer reconstitute.

not one mullah left to speak of.

like nothing ever seen.

you heard the man.

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>>12336279
"half measures avail nothing"

regime change is serious business.

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>>12336279
see the only upside of being $36~ trillion dollars in debt is that you get one armed to the teeth military that never runs out of ordinance.

aerial bombardment is just a great way to do regime change.

you just keep pounding until whoever remains is shell shocked half starved and unable to put up any further resistance.

then you simply install a new government.

*sip*

"death to america"

they'll be pissing on you while they make you bury the corpses.

amalek is a lesson learned you see.

*sip*

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Nope. Sorry. I'm a Tea Party Massie Republican now. I'm a Majorie Taylor Greene patriot now. I'm a Christian farmer who puts God and family first. You won't see me simping for New York Republicans and their Bohemian Grove friends. I won't take part in that.

>>12336411
dubs

they should have made a deal and ceased enrichment.

it's disgusting.

the whole scenario is repugnant.

they won't even call it a war.

they'll call it chemo.

until not one mullah remains.

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>>12336312
great point dumbass, because then the new regime WILL have nukes, as opposed to the current regime turning into a dafanged puppet over the next generations which will be perpetually propped up and siphon the soul out of the nation which will never attain nukes