Thread 12332688

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Dubs.
And you're gay.

>>12332690
nuh uh

>>12332694
Any plans for today, gay in denial?

>>12332699
to gebt drunk

>>12332690
I am gay for you're mom's benis :DDD

>>12332699
two same numbers!

>>12332700
Alcoholic dubs. What's your drink?
>>12332701
You're stupid.

>>12332707
there's nothing wrong with being stupid here, only rude

>>12332707
this
i may have or have not stole it from my dads place

>>12332710
I didn't say it was bad to be stupid, just that you were. Take the compliment.
>>12332716
Lightweight thief. Steal some vodka next time. That's how you really get fucked up.

>>12332716
juvenile activities, reported

>>12332719
but he doesn’t drink vodka

>>12332724
buy it, ohh wait

>>12332716
Underaged Milk so erotic TToTT...

>>12332724
>but he doesn’t drink vodka
Time to get a new, cool, dad.

>>12332731
mydad is already very cool tho!!1!1!1!
we binged south park and beavis and butthead last night and he has introduced me to all these cool bands fromthe 90s i lobe my dad

i'm in the 90s!

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>>12332735
Damn, you already got a cool dad. Guess you're gonna have to bum whatever he drinks. Tell him to get some vodka though. They also got spiked monster and stuff now though. I've been meaning to try em.

>>12332752
my dad doesn’t like drinking alcohol with a high percentage or whatever because our family has a history with addiction

>>12332757
buy your own, ohh wait

>>12332762
i’m really a 40 year old man shhhh

>>12332757
I'm surprised you even drink it then. You tryna be the next generation of addict?

>>12332763
Link up.

>>12332775
i mean i already am with cutting and smoking

>>12332789
i forgot to add but i just don’t really drink alcohol because it’s kinda rare for me to get my hands on it, plus it tastes nasty and i don’t think i will get used to the taste

>>12332795
it's easier for underagetards to get their hands on cigs than it is to get alcohol
society has fallen

>>12332789
Edgy mf. Pills and alcohol is where it's at. I don't really smoke. I'd try those Zyn packets though.
>>12332795
That's why I recommended Vodka. Just mix it with a juice and, if you get the good shit, you can't even taste it. If you can ever get ahold of it anyway. Cheapest way to get fucked up, and not taste alcohol.

>>12332789
>smoking
You smell like SHIT nigga
>>12332810
Will recommend vodka + lime, very good combination

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>>12332813
Vodka and lime doesn't seem sweet enough for me. I usually mix it with the diet lemonade or diet cranberry juice.I'm trying to have a nice drink. Can't do glorified seltzer water. It's like drinking water and pepper.

>>12332813
Vodka and lime? That's it? I need it mixed with juice or something. I'm trying NOT to taste the getting fucked up part.

>>12332831
>>12332836
My mistake; the combination I was thinking of is a certain yogurt lime drink that is already sweet rather than a standalone lime, adding in the vodka only makes its consistency less thick which actually improves the experience
To make it up to (You) 2 I'd recommend trying out Iceberg Vodka & Caramelo if you ever get the chance to, it's dangerously delicious, has no hint of it being alcoholic besides if you sniff it, and I enjoy it even more than the drink I recommended before

>>12332849
This is a Reyka household. That being said, a key lime pie vodka mixer sounds really good now.

teen drinking is very very bad

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