Today i gooned nine times in a row with japanese tranny porn

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12339821 (OP)
That's not good for the health

>>12339821 (OP)
I swear gooning so many times in a day is gonna melt your brain, I feel like that whenever I've done it at least 5 times in a day, the brain fog makes me stupid and lazy

How about hanging urself from a rope 9 times

>>12339821 (OP)
And isn't it boring?

>>12340253
obviously not to OP

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12340253
how can this be boring?

https://x.com/i/status/1915389903774556339

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12340346

Isn't it boring to spend hours sitting just...touching yourself?

>>12339821 (OP)
I don't spoke Chines but I will do my best at translating this image:

You're currently a little boy daughter.
My brothers have a cough and need umbrellas.

Let me know if this was helpful.

>>12340386
reach puberty then get back to us
>>12340388
very helpful nice dubs btw

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12340390
Well, I've tried it, and I can just rub my hand a little and I'm ready in less than five minutes. I have sensitive skin.

>>12340394
pre-pubescent skin

>>12340402
Hmm