A walking defect
I am a walking defect
A living faceplant in motion
An idiot easy to detect
True absent-minded devotion
A fortune undone by fate
Existing on borrowed time
I find myself easy to hate
By the dozen I am only a dime
Scatterbrained; a common delight
When I trip over my own two feet
Or losing things in plain sight
Yet I will not admit defeat
Braindead and dumb as rocks
I've managed to stay alive
Through all of the roadblocks
I have yet to take a dive
I will always be a walking defect
And I've managed six months sober
This living, breathing Anti Fortune
Will dress up as himself in October
Halloween in July, m*therf*ckers!
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A living faceplant in motion
An idiot easy to detect
True absent-minded devotion
A fortune undone by fate
Existing on borrowed time
I find myself easy to hate
By the dozen I am only a dime
Scatterbrained; a common delight
When I trip over my own two feet
Or losing things in plain sight
Yet I will not admit defeat
Braindead and dumb as rocks
I've managed to stay alive
Through all of the roadblocks
I have yet to take a dive
I will always be a walking defect
And I've managed six months sober
This living, breathing Anti Fortune
Will dress up as himself in October
Halloween in July, m*therf*ckers!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again