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Anonymous No.12343067 [Report] >>12343084 >>12343507 >>12346666 >>12346999 >>12347908 >>12347952 >>12349589
coffee and donut?
or toffee cronut?
Anonymous No.12343074 [Report]
crowbutt and jimbo
Anonymous No.12343076 [Report]
coke and shrooms nigga
Anti Fortune Cookie Dude No.12343084 [Report] >>12346666
>>12343067 (OP)
Just coffee, thanks

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12343507 [Report] >>12343513 >>12343847 >>12346650
>>12343067 (OP)
Fake poster.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.12343513 [Report] >>12345169
>>12343507
I am not fake
I am the only me there is
You wish you could be me
Anonymous No.12343847 [Report]
>>12343507
The coffee is still hot
Anonymous No.12343934 [Report] >>12345169 >>12345201
ofoee
Anonymous No.12345169 [Report] >>12345502
>>12343513
Fake Jashin-chan Poster-san
>>12343934
Real Jashin-chan Poster-san

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12345178 [Report]
This ngga an aliem
Anonymous No.12345201 [Report]
>>12343934
uuuum my love, please tell this peasant how unique and original I am, because he thinks I am a fake you
Anonymous No.12345502 [Report]
>>12345169
69 get nice

Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous No.12346138 [Report] >>12346499
ponut lol
Anonymous No.12346499 [Report] >>12347566
>>12346138
Anonymous No.12346650 [Report]
>>12343507
cant fucking believe my eyes for real how did all go so wrong bruv. i was just doing my thang for you and next thing you see we flopped em, so perfect so prodigious no more Wednesday gone wrong

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anti Fortune Cookie Dude No.12346666 [Report] >>12346674 >>12346685
>>12343067 (OP)
>>12343084
I've had like 6 cups of coffee today. Maybe 7, I've stopped counting lol

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Anonymous No.12346674 [Report]
>>12346666
can't stop won't stop
getting quads
Anti Fortune Cookie Dude No.12346685 [Report]
>>12346666
I swear I'm not Satan in disguise. I bet he likes coffee though...is there coffee in hell?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
Anonymous No.12346999 [Report] >>12347577
>>12343067 (OP)
Oh yea you're getting it!
That's the one!

That's what we had last week
Anonymous No.12347566 [Report] >>12348592
>>12346499
dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous No.12347577 [Report] >>12347886 >>12349369
>>12346999
trips

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous No.12347596 [Report] >>12348281
whatever makes you happy
*nomnomnom*
Anonymous No.12347886 [Report]
>>12347577
nah just a regular croissant with some coffee
Anonymous No.12347905 [Report]
le bot thread

Your fortune: Good Luck
Moloko No.12347908 [Report]
>>12343067 (OP)
Food, duh
Anonymous No.12347952 [Report]
>>12343067 (OP)
beer
Anonymous No.12348281 [Report]
>>12347596 (dubs)
>*nomnomnom*
*monmonmon*
Anonymous No.12348592 [Report]
>>12347566
dubs

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12349369 [Report] >>12349460 >>12350127
>>12347577
dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anti Fortune Cookie Dude No.12349457 [Report] >>12349460
Mocha sips...
*Sip*

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anti Fortune Cookie Dude No.12349460 [Report]
>>12349369
>>12349457
Two same fortunes!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
seuss No.12349491 [Report] >>12349502
No conversation is wiser than the one had over coffee and cigarettes!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12349502 [Report] >>12349504 >>12350600
>>12349491
Do you eat lots of bread, seuss? I hear niggers can get schizophrenia from eating too much bread too often because their nigger stomachs can't handle the micro-opiates.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
seuss No.12349504 [Report] >>12349536 >>12350600
>>12349502
Only potato bread.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous No.12349536 [Report] >>12349542 >>12350600
>>12349504
Potato bread has micro-opiods, too.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
seuss No.12349542 [Report] >>12349553
>>12349536
:(

How do I avoid micro-opioids?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anonymous No.12349553 [Report] >>12349563 >>12349662
>>12349542
Avoid all processed food. Yes, I said all. That includes all kinds of flour, canned foods, processed cheese, frozen foods (especially pre-made), soda, candy, ground meats, potted meats, ect. Also avoid ultra processing your own ingredients. If you can't tell what it was after you prepare it, you prepared it too hard.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
seuss No.12349563 [Report] >>12349587
>>12349553
That doesn't sound possible.

Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous No.12349587 [Report]
>>12349563
Then you're going to be schizo forever.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
BENZTROPINE No.12349589 [Report] >>12349656
>>12343067 (OP)
I need 40 donuts and 40 coffees pronto
Anonymous No.12349656 [Report] >>12349670
>>12349589
Minus the 40 donuts

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Anonymous No.12349662 [Report]
>>12349553
make sure to take iodine
BENZTROPINE No.12349670 [Report]
>>12349656
plus the 40 donuts
Anonymous No.12350127 [Report]
>>12349369
69 get nice

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Anonymous No.12350600 [Report] >>12350852
>>12349502
>>12349504
>>12349536
Three of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous No.12350852 [Report]
>>12350600
dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now