What's scarier wendigos or chupacabras? Probably both right

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why no h

Is coffee good for you

>>12344855
heroin is bad for you

>>12344855
lickers from resident evil? Meh
more like a fucking... slasher necromorph

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>>12344857
Yes it's a cardiovascular dialator

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>>12344849 (OP)
Wendigos bcz da chupacabraz sleep w me wbery nig, he loves eat yogurt w the horns from a cabra/goat

>>12344862
Every time I post I think of mi droogs

https://youtu.be/lI4MdxlMVzo?si=9xeYVZik3Vtwef8F

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>>12344866
heeeh, thats Gut!) Moloko nd orange

>>12344870
No synthamesc for me I'm always ready for a bit of the ol ultraviolence
Anyway how's the wife and kids

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My nightmares are always me being chased by a older woman with glasses. What the fuck did I do wrong?

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>>12344872
I'm young for that, I want to achieve things so I can have that in the future!)

I want to have many ferrets and guinea pigs in the future.

And this will be my wife

>>12344879
Ferrets smell weird and they're retarded I can relate to them. I had a guinea pig as a kid
my room was ocean themed with shells and sand colored paint and I had a big lighthouse

(I like the sea)

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>>12344876
I don't know, how bad is the nightmare?

I honestly haven't had any nightmares, I had one when I was 7 or 8 and I think it was the only one.

The rest of the dreams I've had simply kill me or want to kill me or something bad happens, like the time I dreamed that my mom was chasing me with a knife, or the time I dreamed that Ronald McDonald followed me...I was scared but it was fun!

>>12344849 (OP)
doesnt chupacabra mean goat sucker o algo im not a goat and i like being sucked so not very scary to me desu

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>>12344855
>>12344866
dubs

>>12344884
I believe I'm far too demented and crazed to actually be afraid of things so I dont have actual nightmares so much as like my mind showing me my personal anxieties I cant get past like dropping out of school and not being a functioning human persay. It's very convoluted and complex and I'm too high to explain my "Id" and shadow right meow

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>>12344883
Oww thats cute(ur room)

I once had a guinea pig, his name was Adam.

He died of illness unfortunately.

I know ferrets stink, I think it was because of some balls they had inside them that were a type of hormone, my mom has told me a few times that ferrets are like children

>>12344888
trips

>>12344890
Understandable, in my case I think I have felt anxiety but because in those dreams they are chasing me or want to do something "bad" to me.

I remember that before there was a time after leaving first grade and starting middle school I only dreamed about elementary school, because I was afraid of middle school.

But obviously they weren't nightmares.

>norm MacDonald is dead
no fuck that resent the timeline game over I'm going back to my planet fuck you

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>>12344899
dub

My goal in life is to give zero fucks but my countenance doesn't afford me that cuzy biology is like "lol what if u were a khornate berserker lol isn't that cute??"

https://youtu.be/A848xpsDJbw?si=CJl4Tf6b-7MAx84o

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Catfish is cute

>>12344927
No I'm not. I'm not being tsundere either. I am a wrathful, vindictive man and I loathe being liked because it puts pressure on me to be sensible and likable and I dont like that. I'm not antisocial but I am asocial. I don't hate people I just am more comfortable alone and away from them.


Thanks for being patient I am retarded

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>>12344936

> I am a wrathful, vindictive man

THATS EVEN BETTAR

I think that term will be introverted, asocial people are those who have social problems such as being too shy or have social phobia , I say this because I am one too

Although they also move away to be calm))

You are probably both¡¡)))

ITS LIKE I WAS BORN YESTERDAY
SEEING THE WORLD WITH NEW EYES..
SO EVEN IF THE SUN LOST ITS FLAME
I WOULD STILL BE DANCING IN THE STARLIGHT~


https://youtu.be/-XwkLuzemTY?si=7Fuc0ABVf8iX6x7q

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>>12344936
>I am retarded
cute

>>12344949
catfish is literally ten sizes bigger than u. probably older by a lot too. he'll crush u. dis ni**a ain't cute

>>12344957
I can say that Catfish can knock me out with a simple slap, even a gentle one of affection/playful

>>12344957
Yeah I was going to say I'm 6'1 and already grizzled at 32 ain't shit cute about me. Most people wouldn't object to being called cute but it makes me go. "Rly nigga?"

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12344957
>literally ten sizes bigger than u. probably older by a lot too. he'll crush u.
gap moe