To make an original thread, you must first invent the universe.

>>12350631 (OP)
when you do it, it's not funny

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12350631 (OP)
you already posted this.
shit sux.
glad to see it die again like last time.

it doesnt take creating the universe to make one that isnt in the catalog already!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12350639
>>12350640
negative nancies truly dragging le board down

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

yeah ikaposter carries this board.
HARD

>>12350648
What if Ikaposter was IKEAposter?
Think about it
Could change a lot about how you perceive things.

>>12350652
my favorite restaurant

>>12350652
i once posted in a ikea when it was open here in colombia lole

>>12350659
you are blessing a place when you post on [s4s] from there

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>browsing 4chan in public
different strokes for different folks eh

>>12350675
It's very obvious when someone is staring at your phone. Thus, one can browse in public basically in private. The privacy of apathy~

>>12350675
who are you quoting?

>>12350684
sure, never mind self respect
it’s strange to me because I use this site to socialize
If I’m outside, I don’t have to use this website

id look like a fucking loser camping my phone at the things I go to, on 4chan of all places lmao

>>12350689
well maybe I am a loser, but that doesn’t mean I have to rub it in everyone’s face
>AHAHAHA LOOK IM A LOOOOOSSSEEERRR

>>12350689
well i think theyre cooler than you since they dont care about the judgements of groids lel

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12350697
excuse but who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12350698
It’s not even about being cool, it’s more of a safety thing

Dunno about u but when ur out and about in the real world it helps to be aware of ur surroundings, not relying on ur phone to give u directions lole ^~^

>>12350665
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750685001662946.mp4

>>12350704
hm well maybe id be better off learning directions to the grocery store instead of asking [s4s] for help everytime but isnt it more safe to have a phone on u lel? what if you need to call the amblelance

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12350711
oh that’s right, shitposting website, ur so right
no it’s more safe to have a gun on u
idk what to tell u if u rely on emergency services buddy :p xd

>>12350704
i mean, i barely go outside but i just post on myre phone when i dont have nothing to do outside, like waiting for food, on the bus, etc, i posted in the ikea while i was eating those meatballs things

>>12350770
My phone doesn’t have the battery life for that
But I guess I’m just old like that, I like savoring the moment
their Swedish meatballs with lingonberry jam and fries is peak

weeeee

>>12350802
eh, my phone is also very sh*t, but le battery is good, yheah! i liked ikea food, i tought it was going to be terriblel but it wasnt!
>>12350806
i have a few mini ika images that i never post, i need to post her more lole

>>12350809
well I haven’t had ikea food since I was a child, and I remember my taste buds liking it back then.
I can make better food at home xd

Related to what y'all are talking about, I have always been very impressed by how cheap but still good Wal-Mart's food is. So it doesn't surprise me that another retail store has good food as well.