Thread 12363358 - /s4s/ [Archived: 730 hours ago]

King's
6/28/2025, 9:27:53 AM No.12363358
Ass-Burger-Sun-Drone
Ass-Burger-Sun-Drone
md5: 058c3987dd26e86a5c9a1df4f99cf8d3๐Ÿ”
What would you do if you had the ass burger sun drone?

Your fortune: ๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” !!!!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:33:53 AM No.12363365
>>12363358 (OP)
follow you around and singe you with autistic onion farts
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 9:47:00 AM No.12363382
>>12363358 (OP)
No. You've taken it too far this time, King's. This is what happens when you torture your puns past the point of recognition. You get this, tragic miscarriage of a shitslop meme clinging to life for whatever short span it manages to keep itself on the catalogue. A living carcass; dysfunctional lungs rasping; malformed muscles spasming, struggling to writhe with the agony coursing through them but lacking any strength to do so. A tangled, wet, gently heaving pile of flesh, sinew and teeth, its guttural yet childlike vocalizations barely audible between the sputters and slaps it makes against the hard floor. Your only feeling apart from repulsion is pity, and the instinct to stamp the wretched thing out of its misery if it didn't mean getting embryonic fluids on your trousers. That, King's is what you have created here. Tell me are you proud?

Your fortune: ๏ผˆใ€€ยด_ใ‚`๏ผ‰๏พŒ๏ฝฐ๏พ
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King's
6/28/2025, 9:49:14 AM No.12363385
>>12363382
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12260335/#q12261257

I am become void content.

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anomynous
6/28/2025, 9:49:18 AM No.12363386
1243908008099
1243908008099
md5: d80fc77a94bb7ffa30108164192f8b4a๐Ÿ”
if only i still had picrel left to give
maybe then i'd actually care

Your fortune: ๏ผˆใ€€ยด_ใ‚`๏ผ‰๏พŒ๏ฝฐ๏พ
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:05:00 AM No.12363410
>>12363382
You're filling me with the urge to make this an image repost like ASS Perro Stretchy or Ruselel..

Why am I like this?

Your fortune: ๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” !!!!
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:08:06 AM No.12363412
>>12363410
I will hunt you
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King's
6/28/2025, 12:30:59 PM No.12363599
>>12363412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Ljmxhz9t8

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:19:54 PM No.12364019
>>12363599
dubs confirm
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 6:24:14 PM No.12364026
>>12363599
Dub
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 7:32:06 PM No.12364139
1750473177867499
1750473177867499
md5: 572b5689349ae1d039b0e9c89a183c03๐Ÿ”
>>12363386
>a flying fuck
Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:05:09 PM No.12364488
>>12363358 (OP)
you would probably take it apart and sell it for parts, and that would pay off your student loans with ease if you had any
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Anonymous
6/28/2025, 10:09:40 PM No.12364499
>>12364488
dubs, uh how do you take apart the two literal suns that make up its ass?

Your fortune: Good Luck
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 4:24:56 AM No.12365248
>>12364499
I'd bump these doubles on the last page.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:40:31 AM No.12365797
I am going to take this to 300, then I'm going to repost it for all eternity while posting >>12363382
artificially as the second reply, I will imposter King's every single time I do it.

>>12363412
You are impotent and can do nothing about this.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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King's
6/29/2025, 10:16:36 AM No.12365829
>>12365797
If I asked you not to, because reposts are boring to me would you do it any how?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:26:31 AM No.12365835
>>12365829
Yes. Just because you created this doesn't mean you get any say.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:29:25 AM No.12365836
>>12365829
>>12365835
This is how your religion worked folks.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 2:46:37 PM No.12366038
>>12365836
If every cult worshiping person in the world died how neat would that be?