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King's No.12363358 >>12363365 >>12363382 >>12364488
What would you do if you had the ass burger sun drone?

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Anonymous No.12363365
>>12363358 (OP)
follow you around and singe you with autistic onion farts
Anonymous No.12363382 >>12363385 >>12363410 >>12365797
>>12363358 (OP)
No. You've taken it too far this time, King's. This is what happens when you torture your puns past the point of recognition. You get this, tragic miscarriage of a shitslop meme clinging to life for whatever short span it manages to keep itself on the catalogue. A living carcass; dysfunctional lungs rasping; malformed muscles spasming, struggling to writhe with the agony coursing through them but lacking any strength to do so. A tangled, wet, gently heaving pile of flesh, sinew and teeth, its guttural yet childlike vocalizations barely audible between the sputters and slaps it makes against the hard floor. Your only feeling apart from repulsion is pity, and the instinct to stamp the wretched thing out of its misery if it didn't mean getting embryonic fluids on your trousers. That, King's is what you have created here. Tell me are you proud?

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King's No.12363385
>>12363382
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12260335/#q12261257

I am become void content.

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Anomynous No.12363386 >>12364139
if only i still had picrel left to give
maybe then i'd actually care

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Anonymous No.12363410 >>12363412
>>12363382
You're filling me with the urge to make this an image repost like ASS Perro Stretchy or Ruselel..

Why am I like this?

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Anonymous No.12363412 >>12363599 >>12365797
>>12363410
I will hunt you
King's No.12363599 >>12364019 >>12364026
>>12363412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Ljmxhz9t8

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Anonymous No.12364019
>>12363599
dubs confirm
Anonymous No.12364026
>>12363599
Dub
Anonymous No.12364139
>>12363386
>a flying fuck
Anonymous No.12364488 >>12364499
>>12363358 (OP)
you would probably take it apart and sell it for parts, and that would pay off your student loans with ease if you had any
Anonymous No.12364499 >>12365248
>>12364488
dubs, uh how do you take apart the two literal suns that make up its ass?

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Anonymous No.12365248
>>12364499
I'd bump these doubles on the last page.
Anonymous No.12365797 >>12365829
I am going to take this to 300, then I'm going to repost it for all eternity while posting >>12363382
artificially as the second reply, I will imposter King's every single time I do it.

>>12363412
You are impotent and can do nothing about this.

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King's No.12365829 >>12365835 >>12365836
>>12365797
If I asked you not to, because reposts are boring to me would you do it any how?

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Anonymous No.12365835 >>12365836
>>12365829
Yes. Just because you created this doesn't mean you get any say.
Anonymous No.12365836 >>12366038
>>12365829
>>12365835
This is how your religion worked folks.
Anonymous No.12366038
>>12365836
If every cult worshiping person in the world died how neat would that be?