Once upon a time

An old branch fell down a dead tree.

>>12377128
An hit ikafig on the head

>>12377130
"my head" he said

>>12377132
As he fell on the ground, he realized he was lost in a forest.

Then was a sign nearby it read.

>>12377135
"River ahead"

>>12377122 (OP)
OP got doubles!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Ika went ahead there hoping for.

>>12377141
a delicious subway 5$ foot-long

>>12377141
As he walked through the esforest towards the river, he suddenly saw

>>12377141
It was a river with an empty boat on the coast

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12377144
As he approached the boat, something suddenly jumped out of the water, it was a

>>12377150
fish

>>12377153
Looking at Ika, the fish opened it's mouth and said

"Ni**aaa~"

>>12377144
two same number!

Your fortune: Average Luck

(Guys don't stay quiet T.T)

Confused whilst darkness is approaching.

>>12377173
Afraid of the encroaching darkness ikafig grabbed the fish and they both jumped into the boat

>>12377175
the boat then screamed in pain "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?"

As water surged forth bringing the boat with them to the middle lane.

>>12377180
How can a river have lanes said the fish

>>12377185
"how can a fish talk" said ikafig

>>12377191
Look if we start questioning everything we'll get nowhere said the fish

The boat reply "Stop ignoring me you two, we are currently in the middle of the sea" ahead there is.

"I'm feigning for a piss." said the barnacle.

As said barnacle large as titanic spins around in sea causing

my dick to be twisted off

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12377839
As my dick twirled through the air, making a breathtaking arc only to land on

OP who promptly gobbled it

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

our protagonists had little idea that this incident would

Stretch his throat like never before

stretch more than jews stretch america anus hahahahaha

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12378645
Said the inappropriate racist fish, before he got raped by a

One-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater

>>12378692
Who had a day job as a

>>12378694
McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II supersonic jet fighter/bomber

Ikanon was terrified by what he was witnessing, but sprung into action,

and sucked a bepis

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12378780
And that bepis was my bepis.
He was the truest of friends and fiercest of rivals. Many a night was spent in front of the fireplace recounting our misadventures. My bepis and I.

ゴメンね 素直じゃなくて
夢の中なら云える
思考回路はショート寸前
今すぐ 会いたいよ
泣きたくなるよなmoonlight
電話も出来ないmidnight
だって純情 どうしよう
ハートは万華鏡

月の光に 導かれ
何度も 巡り会う
星座の瞬き数え 占う恋の行方
同じ地球に生まれたの ミラクル・ロマンス

も一度 ふたりでweekend
神様 かなえてhappy-end
現在・過去・未来も
あなたに首ったけ

出会った時の なつかしい
まなざし 忘れない
幾千万の星から あなたを見つけられる
偶然もチャンスに換える 生き方が好きよ

不思議な奇跡クロスして
何度も 巡り会う
星座の瞬き数え 占う恋の行方
同じ地球に生まれたの ミラクル・ロマンス