believe in Jesus
nothing in the world is worth going to hell for
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
what if the true religion is Murielism which teaches that God incarnated themself as the archangel Muriel who then exploded in an event we now know as the Big Bang sending pieces of Muriel all throughout the universe and the purpose of existence is to bring all the particles back together to reform Muriel but there are less than 100 believing Murielists left on Earth
Your fortune: Good Luck
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 9:09:34 PM
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>>12383900
the evidence for murielisim is far less than the evidence for Jesus Christ however
your beloved japanese closed the country to foreigners for over 250 years because they recognized christianity as retarded poison
fortune
7/7/2025, 12:41:46 AM
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>>12384365
2025 and I love JC
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:47:22 AM
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>>12383892 (OP)
Why would I go to hell for it? And it's not even a choice
seuss
7/7/2025, 8:40:36 AM
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>>12386554
Only some people will be saved tho
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:44:33 AM
No.12385290
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I'm believing in Jesus so hard! I believe Jesus will use magic and heal me, so I'm not tired all of the time it will be a miracle.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 8:45:54 AM
No.12385294
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>>12384365
I love that I hope they lock out all foreign people from becoming citizens harder too
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:16:25 AM
No.12385312
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I can feel the holy spirit coming inside me
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Awetistic
7/7/2025, 10:26:01 PM
No.12386545
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>>12383892 (OP)
I still should finish this anime
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 10:30:55 PM
No.12386554
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>>12385288 (dubs)
but can one be truly saved without filling the void inside the Asian gorl?
tea fren
7/7/2025, 10:31:58 PM
No.12386555
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>>12386637
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 6:40:11 AM
No.12387257
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>>12383900
unchecked doubles on page 10!
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!