Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose, on the grey
Ooh, the more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah
Now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey

gay

>>12386072
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen?

>>12386074
I'll make it snow semen on your face

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12386070 (OP)
pedo

Mattressville Mattressville
You betcha you can sleep tight
Mattressville Mattressville
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done name me everything you done sing me everything
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done gig me everything you done dance me everything
You betcha you can sleep tight
Cattle to raise lumber to chop
You betcha you can sleep tight
Square miles of sugary forest
You betcha you can sleep tight
Mattressville Mattressville
You betcha you can sleep tight
Mattressville Mattressville
You betcha you can sleep tight
My first sorrows you done keep em
You betcha you can sleep tight
My first joys you done celebrate em
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done fascinate me you done perturbate me
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done make me hope you done make me dream
You betcha you can sleep tight
Mattressville Mattressville
You betcha you can sleep tight
Mattressville Mattressville
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done give me everything you done tell me everything
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done teach me everything you done sing me everything
You betcha you can sleep tight
Mattressville Mattressville
You betcha you can sleep tight
Mattressville Mattressville
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done name me everything you done blow me everything
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done play me everything you done dance me everything
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done play me everything you done talk me everything
You betcha you can sleep tight
You done whisper me everything you done show me everything
You betcha you can sleep tight

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12386070 (OP)
It's snowing!!
Pedophile! Pedophile!
It is Frosty (Mattress, Dio Brando) the pedophilic Snowman!

>>12386559
i say it once: s.t.f.u.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12386565
Oh right, mp4chan file support, neat.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12386600
dubs

i've watched the imposters play hell with this board. i've seen the plight of the namefigs first hand. i've felt the cold silence of the mods as petition for secure tripcodes goes unheard.
*sip*

i don't mean to be rude but it's not all about you.
impostering has done a lot a damage to a lot of people here and there are ramifications that go far beyond this little board.
the usability of this resource or any online resource is dependent on some level of authenticity.
tripcodes would go a long way towards stopping the damage done by imposters.

in the meantime the least we can do is pay attention and defend those users who have been so targeted and smeared.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12386070 (OP)
Pedo groomer
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12039205/

>>12386918
No one cares namefag

Your fortune: Good Luck

who else do you force your cartoon rivalry farce on? get some self-awareness, sperg. it hasn't been a fight in forever. each time you prove that you're a bitch to your worst nature. each time i prove i actually have the yabou (tn: ambition) to conquer it.
stay in the kids' league where you belong. there are worthier opponents waiting for me in tengoku.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

i infantilize you with good reason.

It's weird that a guy as ugly as men attempts to like farm discord drama like a bitch does lol

Stay gone we don't miss you

>>12386965
Tengoku means heaven I speak Japanese please don't kill yourself

>>12386968
That's pretty kinky

>>12386980
Is this you or your ulcer talking?

>>12387037
https://voca.ro/18o2Goo7OSrK

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12387041
Thanks for the vocaroo for clarification

>>12387042
https://voca.ro/1o1rCZG18GQi

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12387051
Hang in there old buddy
It's not passive aggressive I just think the mental image of your ulcer being its own character at this point is kinda funny

>>12387057
That's nice. But yeah, disappear.

https://youtu.be/3ITVOJedlPo?si=9M9sGRPjvGUTfe2y

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12387060
Some freaks out there would pay for tailor-made verbal abuse like this, why would I disappear when I'm getting it here for free

Are yuo the real Mattress Store, or just an imposter?

>>12386076
can you call me a pedo next?
pls pls pls pls

>>12387069
I'm the real Slim Matty, and this board feels so empty without me.

>>12387071
There haven't even been Micker Moonday threads that last at all. Verily, we are living in dark times~

>>12386540
Our hopes and dreams will be no more
When we sell them at the mattress store
I told you nigga, I ain't poor
I got my riches at the mattress store

>>12386965
Welp, thanks for the little time machine trip back to the old times this summer, old friend. It meant a lot. I know I'm out of my league sparring with the big boys like you who were raised on SA and Newgrounds. Like I said, it was just for good sport at this point.
I won't be showing my face here again, don't worry. Like Eric said, it just causes headaches for everyone.
Here's looking at you, kid.

>>12387552
don't go. i still need input and advice on synth based music. they fail to recognize your erudition in this subject matter. but i don't.
*sip*

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

don't go! I still need pedophiles on this board. They fail to see the joy of imagining slipping the lubed up penis into the discord boy's asshole. but I don't.
*fap*

>>12387941
is that supposed to make anyone shocked?
that you have a fixation?
that you're warped by your own lies?

it was you fuckers who got ghost posting shut down on plebs by haranguing the admin about pedo posts on /tv/.

i would terminate your existence given the chance because you've done enough damage.

your JTRIG 5 D's shit is getting old.

played out.

the mods could enable word filters.

cluck cluck DUBS.

and the pretty colors.

oh i wish they would.

to say you glow is an understatement.

you're gonna burn with the harlots.

sooner or later it will happen.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

there's a world somewhere out there where i'm playing mother of earth for you around a bottle we're sharing together