i have such a comforting crush on streamer chaaaaan. i enjoy seeing their threads so much, they're so creative. i wish i could...smell streamer chaaaaan's boy musk and kiss him.
his threads cover things like aliens, suicidal/homicidal thoughts, depression, torture, ecstasy of self-destruction. they're nice and friendly too, they respond to others unlike other name/avatarfigs. they don't have an inflated self-ego. i hope they don't actually have a girlfriend because if so, they have to go back.

>>12392544 (OP)
nice dubs. comforting because it's safe? because you'll never have to know the real, complicated, messy human being beneath the posts? because you can just fill in all the blanks however you like, imagine them to be some selfish ideal?

>>12392582
good to see others without a savior complex

>>12392582
why do people like you have to keep bursting my bubbles on s4s? this is a board where we can funpost and feel safe & secure, not have to confront scary reality. so what if i want to ride on boys here? that's part of the spirit.

>>12392584
hes trying to save this anon though

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>his threads cover things like aliens
aliens, espers, and future humans, please contact me

>>12392642
saved by what? Awareness?
Can’t please others but yourself

>>12392624
as long as you know what you're doing and don't lose yourself in the fantasy

>>12392672
what part is a fantasy? i don't understand. streamer chaaaaan's just being themselves on the board.

>>12392544 (OP)
touch grass

>>12392690
so you don't understand. what you see of them is but a facet, and it's your own imagination that fills in the rest. don't mistake the real person for your imagining of them.

>>12392702
how is it imagination? it's how they post, what they do. it's who they are!

I bet him and his girlfriend are reading this and laughing

>>12392713
nobody does this (have a girlfriend and browse esfores)

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12392544 (OP)
how many days ?

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12392717
I do

>>12392713
why would they be LAUGHing at me!

>>12392721
read back what you posted and tell me why they wouldn't

>>12392725
streamer chaaaaan isn't LIKE that! they're kind, and soft, and approachable, and understandinggggd
*squirms & crosses knees*

>>12392544 (OP)
how would u escape this situation
how would u tell me u love me

I took a nap what am I reading?

>>12392754
just little ole me fettering my affection for my special crush.
i love ur threads. they make me smile

>>12392544 (OP)
how many kids would you like to have, honey?

>>12392754
this was one of ur bestest threads
>>12385233

>>12392758
aw, I'm kinda in a three way between myself, my girlfriend and a retarded alien but you might as well join the party, little anine
>>12392771
Demons be demoning

>>12392785
can we name the retarded alien "spud"?

>>12392785
"girlfriend"
you have to go back.
https://www.f/acebook.com

I like when newfags come here and talk about themselves and make all this pretend fervor. It's cute in a very pathetic way. You, moloko, chirno, nurse just use this board as your little surrogate discord and are just plain boring and selfish for it

>>12392807
yes
>>12392809
Jealous much?
>>12392824
Okay retard

>>12392824
nooooo fatfiiiiiiiiiiiish we loooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuu

>>12392833
how does a schizo anime-watching neet like you get a girlfriend?

>>12392824
chiruno makes better threads than you LOLE are you telling me this place hasnt always had gay circlejerking over avatar and namefigs magick got brought up out of nowhere in a streamerchan thread yesterday and argued about and youre no better than anyone blogposting lardass

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12392837
they're not in a fulfilling relationship. it's mostly one-sided. he's brought it up before.

>>12392824
you literally only make threads about gooning, being high, and drinking

>>12392837
Seethe

>>12392544 (OP)
>>12392584
>>12392624
>>12392754
>>12392785
>>12392785
>>12392833
that's sandman?
mj wasn't kidding
we gotta help him before he hurts someone
...or HIMSELF
Maybe he's hungry....?- should toss the big guy a SNACK

>>12392844
I'd slap the shit out of you, weak ass little boy

>>12392846
fite me in the bunnings carpark u little shit I could take you with my eyes closed

>>12392844
Dubs!
>>12392846
Coping nubs

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12392856
I'd dominate you. It'd be over before you ever had a chance, little boy-o.
You were meant to be on the ground with man hulking over you.

>>12392856
that's sandman?
mj wasn't kidding
we gotta help him before he hurts someone
...or HIMSELF
Maybe he's hungry....?- should toss the big guy a SNACK

>>12392889
offbywan kenobi talking this sh*t

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12392833
>>12392844
>>12392856
The type of person self-inserting as loli's. You could never satisfy a woman.
Stop lying on the internet.

>>12392899
scuse me thats a mischaracterization mate
gna hafta ask u to retract that, mate.

>>12392899
yr one really boring angry nonwhite retard aintcha
AINTCHA
DIE, nonwhite
(not cos ur nonwhite tho
DIE, nonwhite
(not racist, just describing u

>>12392903
He MOGs you
>>12392907
ywnbb
>>12392910
you want to be white so bad xD

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12392928
why are u defending him, it looks scuzzy & weird

>>12392582
fpbp

>>12393058
oh um yikes sweaty i didnt realise im so embarrassed a nigger thinks one of his ooga booga terms applies to me that presumably has negative connotations oh no

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12393085
not brown
no thwacks
so you're WROO O O O OO ONG BI I II ITCH
TURNS OUT YOU'RE WROO OO O ONG, BIIIIITCH

>>12393106
post hand

Your fortune: Godly Luck

nope nope, never brown nope nope nope nope nope nope :)
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope :)
i answered that accusation better than you could , dumbass
i straitforwardly answered that accusation with much more APLOMB than u could muster, dogg
me: high verbal iq jew
98iq britoids pls do not step to me
thanx

my roasts're kinda better man
jew
hi verbal iq jew
extremely sharp, high verbal iq jew, if you wanna know the truth
mediocre whites dont stah'hah'hand a chance
'aint happenin for ya here today
pacc it up
yall cant stand right here
in this right hand, ya mans worst nightmare —— WOOH

>>12393127
the british step on you? true lmao xD

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12393137
fricking lol :)
im not 1a these guys thats gna "<3" in response to negative feedback...
thats not whot im doin
its just... the fact u chose THAT post.... to say that...
funy :)
'their silent salute' i say...........FRICKING lol.......
ah'hah'h'ha''hh'alritiep... WHipeL~!@ tak e care !

ollllllllllllllllllll rai thistlethwayte, yawol.............

yeaaaaaah well i separated my start menu into 2 lovely pages that i can scroll between :)
completely revamped the layout :)))))
& now ............ ??????
u guessed it..........
(im airborne, meaning)
(+ do not demean my craft)
second screeeeeeeeen, bieeeeeyeeeeeeeeetch

i see, the structural integrity of his skull is failing

>>12393085
sparkles mogs you

im uncomfortabAAAougle mROAOOAUe

>>12392544 (OP)
ok, let me get this straight: Aerith in the FF7 remake...
-Is sarcastic
-Cracks dad jokes
-Constantly thinks about food
-Wears a choker

Y'all... I legit think Aerith is trans.

Your fortune: Good Luck

ppl have opened the door for me to respond :)
clearly i am being beckoned to respond here hehe :)
wh'he'he'h'ehelip.... here i am, huh....
heeeeeeere i am... to dispel the claims....
u are dookie, kid and i'hi'h'hh'h'iiiii flippin' ruuuuuuule :)

>>12393279
you are a winner & blessed

cade4days.... my noggo....
~cigflicc~