Thread 12406850

I WANT TO MEET YOU GUYS IN HEAVEN AND THE ONLY WAY THERE IS FAITH IN CHRIST ALONE SO BELIEVE IN JESUS SO YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN.. ITS THAT EASY.. HEAVEN IS A FREE GIFT

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

pray for me im fucking dying

>>12406857
done

>>12406859
thank you

>>12406850 (OP)
if it's that easy then stop using doremi to proselytize this board you stoopit monkey

>>12406875
what does heaven being a free gift have to do with me posting doremi on doremi board with the most important message of all time: the gospel

>>12406875
that's actually an insult to the monkeys.
*sip*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12406850 (OP)
In pedo heaven we all get our own onpus and we get to hang out ^_^

>>12406879
you are a bitin' ass nigger. you corrupt whatever you touch. you couldn't be original if you tried so you gotta steal some board culture.
idgaf about your important message and you should kill yourself before someone else does it for you rancid fuck.

>>12406887
is that like the 72 virgins thing?

>>12406873
You're so cute ^w^

>>12406887
i dont think theres sex in heaven because sex is a gift from God to be enjoyed withtin the context of a heterosexual monogomous marriage and in the gospels when some people asked Jesus about a woman who had a bunch of husbands and whos husband will she be in heven, Jesus said that were gonna be like the angels in heaven so i dont think theres sex or marriage

>>12406890
you dodnt know me though im anonymous

>>12406897
you need to die. painfully.

>>12406901
i know you by the unmistakable nauseating stench you leave whenever you post here

>>12406901
i know you and i know where you live

>>12406914
dockse me. i dont care. i still love you and will pray for you an will never hate you

>>12406914
please go kill him. please?

>>12406897
I believe there is a big orgy up there and its done in temples resembling greco-roman architectural style with the Doric pillars

>>12406917
which is even more reason you need to be murdered. i don't want your prayers or your love i want you to STFU and stop using doremi to carry your so called message.

>>12406925
i hope you feel better soon and dont feel territorial over a cartoon or board anymore

>>12406923
why is the milk so sticky

>>12406923
I want to crush her head with a rock

>>12406917
If you get doxed i am bringing you flowers and a card and inside the card is money to help you buy a switch 2 and also some lewd sticker prints of doremi and friends

>>12406935
<3

>>12406928
you've desecrated gutsybird and his legacy with one of your harlots.

a quick painless death is the only mercy i'll afford you. i promise you'll never see me coming and you'll be unconscious when my blade punctures your aorta so you won't feel a thing.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12406850 (OP)
Do you really care about me that much?

>>12406850 (OP)
>>12406887
>>12406895
>>12406935

>>12406949
yes

>>12406949
are you stupid enough to put money in the basket?

>>12406951
You're so cute!

>>12406947
Hey buddy. Neither Gutsy, Jesus nor Doremi would be happy with what you just said. Stop being so disappointing to us all.

>>12406956
>You're so cute

>>12406961
you don't speak for Jesus.
you can't. but you try.
that pisses me off.
the man told me to sell coat and buy a sword.
you fuckers are the literal wolves in sheep's clothing and i'll never underestimate you again.
so i doubt i'm disappointing to anyone but you.
*sip*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12406990
someone can look at something bad and know from Jesus's character that he wouldnt like it

>>12406951
I like your self portrait faggot. When will you do that for real?

>>12407011
i doubt i'm disappointing to anyone but you.
and like i said i'll never underestimate you and your ilk ever again.

*sip*

there's plenty of people who know what i'm talking about and feel the same way.

critical mass is coming.

when achieved, that's when you burn.

your vine is corrupted.

your day comes soon.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12407050
can you say what your talking about plainly

the only reason we may post is because the lord blessed us with the power of free will

>>12407063
TRUE

>>12407014
Have you looked in a mirror thats clearly you

>>12406934
I'm going to crush your cheek with my smoochie lips

worst thread in a while

>>12407134
why

daily reminder your beloved japanese closed the country to foreigners for over 250 years because they recognized christianity as retarded poison

>>12407271
What makes Christianity poisonous

>>12407274
NTA but its doctrine is to spread itself via converting people it functions literally like a virus

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12407275
But what's wrong with Christ

>>12407280
Nothing inherently, but the way some people apply their beliefs can be very wrong because of the hurt they end up doing while thinking they are being righteous. And this is true for all beliefs not just Christianity.

>>12406850 (OP)
I don't you'll pee on me -__-

>>12407295
I don't like getting peed on either, but I LOVE doremi and your use of emoticons (^O^)

>>12407275
Indeed it is expressly designed to mentally subjugate and retard as many people as possible

>>12406850 (OP)
critical support against our common enemy

Evangelical Doremi poster is saying he wants me to die just so I can meet him

>>12407300
i know right.

>>12407300
I mean, even if you don't want to do anything Christian, it costs nothing to remember the name Jesus Christ and you can do with that information what you will but you'll probably be very grateful you remembered it when you die lole