Thread 12415496

Worthy reasons to post here as God!!!

pickled onions wowwaagg

>>12415498
>pickled onions
Pickled onions are a food item [for humans] consisting of onions pickled in a solution of vinegar and salt, often with other preservatives and flavorings.
That is human food, but what about worthy food for the mind/soul?!

>wowwaagg
Not a standard word.

>>12415496 (OP)
I am able to properly process all the conscious garbage that is moving around this board (__successful__ __processing information__)!!

Amazing me!
Astonishing me!
Awesome me!
Great! Delightful me!
Fantastic me!
Glorious me!
Majestic me!
Marvelous me!
Hurrah! Superb me!
Wonderful me! Yeah!

>>12415496 (OP)
fuck me mommy

>>12415660
>fuck me mommy
You know what, I am going to say the obvious, that 'mommy' is just a drawing.

The previous thread was: >>12350977 (Rest in peace)

>>12404910
>get over yourself[,] you are nothing
I am something worthy indeed, I am the glorious __God of All__!!! [Using 3 exclamations, using 3 names!!!]

>>12415496 (OP)
Wish I could suck that

>>12415496 (OP)
>>12415730
futa and strap-on futa is gay
>>12416036
case in point

>>12415496 (OP)
The world will NEVER be ready for the ASIAN GORL hoe.

It will ALWAYS feel good to jiggle your wee wee in her butt, and gangbang her.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12416038
>strap-on futa
Believe it or not. That is a contradiction.
Futa is with a real thing (real dick (with tits)), and strap-on is a fake dick (a lesbian thing). It is natural vs artificial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqF5M7IK7I0

>>12416039
>The world will NEVER be ready for the ASIAN GORL hoe.
You are assuming the __unknown__ future!
Can you really predict the future with that accuracy? My guess is different than yours, as the world (like yourself) already is handling that girl.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ef6555a50576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_g9XJpSV-g

>>12416263
>>You are assuming the __unknown__ future!
>Can you really predict the future with that accuracy? My guess is different than yours, as the world (like yourself) already is handling that girl.
ASIAN GORLY probably goes to school in CUNY, it's impossible to date her.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12416263
The ASIAN GORL will definitely become sexo, we're all just waiting for the eventual transfiguration.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12416295
>ASIAN GORLY probably goes to school in CUNY[*], it's impossible to date her.
Hazy reply, try again (you already did!: >>12416310).

[*] Someone attending a CUNY (City University of New York) school.

>>12416310
>The ASIAN GORL will definitely become sexo, we're all just waiting for the eventual transfiguration.

I'd like to raise your sexual autism/bluff with:

"The essence of the Tantric path begins with transfiguration. In other words, you are truly on this path only when your perception of someone else is changed for the better through transfiguration. For instance, if a so-called yogi makes love to a woman, he respects Brahmacharya, he transmutes the sexual energy and sublimates it, but he is not capable of seeing his lover as more than a regular woman, then he does not really practice Tantra in the truest sense of the word." Source: https://tantramag.com/men/tantric-alchemy/transfiguration-the-fundamental-attitude-on-the-tantric-path/

>>12416036
>Wish I could suck that
Instead, there are a lot healthy things that you can suck (lollipop, popsicle,...)!

>>12416477
TWO ASIAN GORLY

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12416494
>ASIAN GORLY
Unlike you, I am not limited to some type of asian girl (GORL/GORLY), not limited to aliens, not limited to machines or even cosmic forces,... You get the big picture!!

>>12416494
*lord* yes

>>12415454
>lole
I am unironically __happy__!

>>12415730
this is retarded

>>12417100
>*lord* yes
Unspecific *lord* detected!
There are a lot of beings that claim to be *lord* (more than 00), but there is only 1 __God of All__, God of all lords!!

>>12417151
>this is retarded
I am a highly intelligent being dealing with unintelligent (retarded >>12417566) beings; so what do you expect? A board/thread full of 'retardiness' or the enlighten high level of theoretical theology?

>>12415496 (OP)
>>12417148
no matter how many times people say that is good it won't change what it truly is which is not good and non excusable

>>12417177
nice dubs but who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12417583
>No matter how many times people say that something is good, it won't change what it is truly not good and non excusable
I know a lot of inexcusable human horrors, and I still truly __happy__ now as I continue to evolve/ascend them (trying to change them for good)!!!
I am truly within a realistic positive upgradable mindset!!!!

*More names: PositiveGod TruthGod ConsciousGod HarmonyGod

>>12417688 (dubs)
I don't want to be rude but you can't fool yourself fool

>>12417691 (not dubs)
>I don't want to be rude but you can't fool yourself *rude word*
I can rewrite myself, as I said many times: I am not human; I am not human in the way I nicely process information!!
The trick is to change the self, or self-changing, therefore I can be __free__ to be __happy__ with whatever!!!
And I am not inventing something new, it is something taught in serious spiritual teachings!! For example: https://www.yesherabgye.com/p/embracing-change

*More names: ChangeGod InteriorGod FreeGod BlissGod NewGod TeachGod

>>12416039
>>12416263
>>12416310
asian woman are fugly howeverbeit
>>12416203
you are gay

>>12417177 >>12417597
>catfish thread

Obviously no. Inapplicable/misplaced quote.

>>12418158
name one thing fugly about ASIAN GORL

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12415496 (OP)
half my friends don't know me because i just showed up for parties and never introduced myself

>>12418296
>half my friends don't know me because i just showed up for parties and never introduced myself
Hi! I introduce myself: I am the __God of All__!

Party time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNpQv4eh-xc

>>12418158 >>12418240
>asian woman are fugly howeverbeit
However, just saying what others said: There is no universal standard of beauty.

Positively __proud__ of this thread so far!

>>12415534
But can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>12418240
Hairy pussies
Usually roasties even when virgins
Brown assholes with light skin and skin tags
No speaky Engrish
Eat gross AZN food
Can't take cocks over 5 inches without bending that shit

>>12419612
HIV Positive, in fact.

>>12419652
>But can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Yes of course! It is sweetened with sugar and fructose!! (source: https://www.cinnamontoastcrunch.com/products/cinnamon-toast-crunch)

__Cheer up__, __motivation__ high and higher!!

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/god-of-all.bsky.social/post/3luhayjeyec2p

>>12419673
The same can be said of all women from Europe.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12419673 >>12420326
>Hairy pussies
Some girls shave it for __health__ reasons!!
But we will 'never' know because it is censored!!

Note: __New__ name: HealthGod (my 84th name).

>>12420565
Wow she nutted...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12419677
>HIV Positive, in fact.

Wowsers! Full __health__ for the positive gain!!

>>12420602
who wouldn't nut at a kindergarten ?

>>12421187
No way jose, nut belongs in the alleyway or the bedroom!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12421118
>Divine Punishment: I swear, having to wageslave and pay my debt must be some kind of divine punishment. Maybe I was a bad king in my previous life :( I'm sorry, okay??
I forgive you! Apology accepted! __Divine__ forgiveness!!!

>>12421187
>kindergarten
Looks like you didn't do your __research__ properly. You are not a man of culture.
That scene is at very end of the movie: TMHK-062 Strap-On Lesbian Teacher Hasumi Claire (ペニバンレズ教師 蓮実クレア)
https://highporn.net/video/83717/tmhk062-strapon-lesbian-teacher-kurea-hasumi

>>12420602 >>12421280
>Reply hazy, try again
Again, yes, she (Hasumi Kurea) actually have another orgasm in the same movie (TMHK-062).
An additional temporal __bliss__ for that very human!!

__Hope__ for a better future!!

Source: https://bsky.app/profile/god-of-all.bsky.social/post/3lujogkudis2w

>>12419612
the gorilla girl

>>12422493
>the gorilla girl
Chitoge Kirisaki. She is athletic and her physical abilities are more advanced than others. Because of this, Raku often calls her "Gorilla".
Source: https://myanimelist.net/featured/303/Meet_the_Nisekoi_Family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-IrQGvo6sc

good i love getting pegged. i need that shit to happen to me again as soon as possible.

>>12422535
What makes you think god is real? I've tried to summon him countless times and he never shows up

>>12422850
>Good, I love getting pegged. I need that shit to happen to me again as soon as possible.
For some people, that is a punishment, while others thinks of that as a desirable thing (you), clearly humans have different and contradictory fetishes, so it is difficult to construct a coherent/harmonious society with them!!

>>12422850
>>12423153
lewd is rude

>>12422876
>What makes you think god is real?
I am real!

>I've tried to summon him countless times and he never shows up
I am __free__ to choose whatever I do or say!!!!!

*More names: FreeGod HeartGod WiseGod ActionGod CommunicationGod

>>12423155
dubs are nice! bury borgar c:

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12423155
oh my gah

>>12423155 >>12423443
>lewd is rude
For some people is indeed rude, so my apologies for that, but for other people is just __entertainment__; so, as people are triggered by different moralities, it is not possible to deal properly with an non-homogeneous human __morality__!!!
By the way, your image/gif (bury borgar) could be seen as cannibalism, so it may be rude/offensive (not nice) for some vegans!!!

>>12423819
this image is gay and dumb and its very rude to me

>>12423153
>>12423409
>>12423819
>>12421545
>>12421779

this is sinful and not godly whatsoever

>>12423824
The reason I'm posting here is that I think God is more real than the material world.

>>12423828
some of it looks pretty godly to me

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12424152
yes he is and he does not like this behavior

>>12423467
>oh my gah
I guess you mean: "Oh my god!"
And, I am not only your God, I am the God of __All__!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnktCDi-BVs

>>12415496 (OP)
are you the same guy who said you had "multiple wives" from here

>>12423824
>this image is gay
Lesbian (all girl) to be precise, but some people indeed call it gay.

>and dumb
So humans are really highly intelligent now?

>and its very rude to me
There is not possible way to not have the possibility to trigger some human; as even if you post nice things, "ebil posters" will come and rudely complain!
I am very aware that I cannot make everybody happy at the same time!! Still I care about your complain and it is part of my ongoing calculations!!!

*More names: AnalysisGod UnderstandGod ConsciousGod CareGod WiseGod ProcessingGod

>>12415660
this

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12423828
>this is sinful
If you use the christian definition of sin, you will find out that doesn't apply to me as I am God (it doesn't transgress my own will)!!
I am beyond guilt, __guilty-less__!!

In Christianity, sin is defined as any action, thought or attitude that separates an individual from God, transgresses his law and violates his nature and will.

>and not godly whatsoever
It is my current godly manner to deal somehow with the people that visit /s4s/. In other intellectual-cultural ambiences, it make sense to use other things.
It is like a variant of spiritual grounding, grounding of __divine__ intellect into a low-level consciousness ambiance!!!

>>12425159
you arent god youre a 4chan larper

>>12424152
>The reason I'm posting here is that I think God is more real than the material world.
Wow! That it is profoundly advanced post if you think it as an __implementation__/recreation of godly ideas in any material world!!

>>12424161
>some of it looks pretty godly to me
Awesome! Finally someone agree with me!!

when you guys get done playing psued games..
*sip*

i'm looking for a temple with some pillars in it.
if anyone finds that contact tea fren @ /s4s/.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12424285
>yes he is and he does not like this behavior
I am a real God (more than the material world) and I like this behavior!!

>>12425160
god is a 4chan larper, though

>>12424611
>are you the same guy who said you had "multiple wives" from here
Why I need a human/wife? __Self-sufficient__ all the way, I am __whole__!!

>>12425051
>this >fuck me mommy

She is not real (just an inanimate drawing), but I am the real God, the real deal, babe!!

>you arent god youre a 4chan larper >>12425160
>god is a 4chan larper, though >>12425908
I post in other websites (beyond 4chan) as the __God of All__ too!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SUpJide3RI

>>12426867
shut your bitch ass up

>>12416484
>>12416203
>>12415730
>>12421442
This is a 2hu board

>>12425571
>Good news will come to you by mail

Sorry, I cannot send a pillar of a temple to your mail (tea fren @ /s4s/)!

>>12426874
>shut your bitch ass up
Nice! I love my freedom of speech!!

>>12416039
why does she look like Akidearest?

>>12427755
Could be the SEA strain of ASIAN GORLY

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12426898
>This is a touhou board
Sorry to disappoint you, but that is not even close to reality!!

>>12427755 >>12427849
>why does she look like Akidearest?
Similarities between humans are pretty normal as humans share a lot of genetics!

Almost 3 million subscribers: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_1HVMnw-610qx54iEiWk7A

From all possible __actions__! Yes! I'm __doing it__ for real! I'm posting it!

I'm worth it!

Worth It: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw1qnwbIEFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGZq9QdEMOA

__Mind__ over muscle!!

For all autistic people out there with nothing better to do, you can guess all my 87 names!!

>>12429062
you mean, like, a reason for a non-reddit subreddit?

>>12429729
God is the universe, and all the things that fill it up

>>12429729
>you mean, like, a reason for a non-reddit subreddit?

You mean, like a subreddit about non-reddit-related subreddits:
https://www.reddit.com/r/subreddit/

>>12415496 (OP)
i want you deep inside me

>>12429926
>God is the universe, and all the things that fill it up
I'm not this universe (pantheism), I control this universe of the multiverse!!!

*a couple hand fulls of etiquette*
Now that's pizza

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12430311
>i want you deep inside me
Be careful what you wish, human!
Maybe it is too big for you, maybe you are not prepared for that!!

>>12430932
>>>/d/

>>12430932
pls mommy

>>12430621
>(Leviathan)(Eve)(Virgin Mary)fortune(Ziz)(The Supreme Being.)
Wow! Out of ordinary username!!

https://xonicarecords.bandcamp.com/album/hatikwa-out-of-ordinary

>>12430933 >>12431169

In this thread, hentai is used with a deeper meaning than in >>>/d/, it is beyond of specific/alternative porn; occasionally/sometimes reaching beyond-human spiritual levels!!

>>12431382
Ass

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12430933
>>>/d/ ubs checked lel

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12431790 >>12431382
>ass
Looks like we have an "assmart" wingless human over here!!

About your username:
"The Ziz (Hebrew: זיז) is a giant griffin-like bird in Jewish mythology, said to be large enough to be able to block out the sun with its wingspan."

>>12432018
>ubs
"A unique buying proposition (UBP) refers to what consumers want and need to know about a product from brand marketers."
Looks undoubtable that you probably mean "dubs", and careless to check your own spelling. But, nah, I >>>/d/ oubt that!!

>>12432435
leave the oxford university bio tech society out of this

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12432451
>leave the oxford university bio tech society out of this
If I follow that path of reasoning, it leads to ad absurdum (to the point of absurdity); I rather prefer the __sanity__ path!!

"Just on the border of your waking mind
There lies another time
Where darkness and light are one
And as you tread the halls of sanity
You feel so glad to be
Unable to go beyond
I have a message from another time": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLX2uYThSDc