>>12424717oh man it's a good one.
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so circa 2001-2022 i'm like watching c-span and watching the government go crazy (on stolen cable btw)
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one day i stumble on vh1.
or whatever network.
and i'm like....
that is ozzy my guy from the vinyl.
wait. (wtf)
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i'm watching him trying to light a beach fire for sharon.
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then i'm watching kelly going hard in the studio with blue hair.
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jack is like wtf i'm gonna fade. thanks dad.
zomg thanks.
i wrote a couple of songs about it.
i couldn't believe what i was seeing.
these?
these are the Osbournes?
my heart strings were hit pretty hard.
i had no idea what i'm looking at.
then i'm back on cartoon network ยฉ
trying to stay normal.
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