Sir, we only kidnapped your little sister to test our new Turquoise Alert System. All your full auto fire was unnecessary, we can’t help it if she doesn’t want to answer your texts and still hasn’t let you find her months after that test.

>>12429052 (OP)
always hated these things. especially when they do it for a test. yes im aware you have this frightening system. do not let me aware of it any time soon

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