Today a cute girl started a conversation with me and I didn't even go to the bathroom after and fap to the thought of her kissing and sucking on my benis!! I just worked harder

If I can do it so can you. STOP FAPPING YOUR BENIS

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12429103 (OP)
youre a fucking retard nobody does that they just masturbate during the cnversation and nobody notices

>>12429103 (OP)
Today a cute girl talked to me, I think we're gonna get married and live happily ever after.

>>12429112
I could change that lole

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12429112
Lambzchan!!

>>12429121
Henlo lambzchan

>>12429122
are you the same user who does this to milker and calls her milker
did you make the cute boys threads too

That's unbelievable and couldn't have happened.

>>12429124
Yes and no.

>>12429125
But what if hypothetically it did

>>12429130
it cant be both

>>12429122
dub

>>12429135
I do imposterise milkers and call her milkers, no I did not start the cute boy threads.

>>12429131
hello i like city

>>12429143
Is there anyone who isn't a frog in a well?

>>12429147
i like nichijou too

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12429148
What are your hopes and dreams

>>12429137
What are the cute boy threads lamzbchan

>>12429171
I honestly have no idea, lambzchan

>>12429169
a world where all nichijou and city fans become friends
my /a/ city thread is my most well sucessful one but there is a city hater there
in a good society the city hater would be arrested

>>12429175
Chiruno totalitarian dictator confirmed geg

If only I could tell you my plans for nichijou and city

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12429180
you can tell me your plans do it

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12429187
Sorry babe, if I could I would

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12429202
you're anon you can do anything

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12429173
Uh okay !

>>12429208
There's only one thing I want to do right now ahaha

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12429103 (OP)
that's good to hear, bro. use that energy to stick it to the jews by starting a family and making white babies

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12429423
Post hands mexinigger.

>>12429227
talk about itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12429425
>post biometric data, goy
no, i don't think so. deal with it

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

NO

>>12429103 (OP)
>i talked to a girl without cumming my pants
is this the power of the white race?

>>12429441
>>>/pol/ for political things we all have pink or green skin here

>>12429430
Classic poltard beaner.

>>12429442
relax

>>12429443
cope, hooknose

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12429448
lel, Mexicans will never be white.

>>12429428
What is your favourite ds game

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12429437
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE

>>12430091
mario kart ds

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12430865
The mission where you have to kill all the goombas with green shells is so insanely fune it felt so gratifying to beat when I was a young lad. Also more importantly wgats ur favourite song. Like your favouirite favourite song

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12430772
today my wife is leaving the house with a few friends, when i will go to the restroom she will be waiting for me on the couch

>>12431130
https://youtu.be/_49-BeMBIQQ?si=A7xXsAgtTyXkY8UY&t=15

>>12431130
https://youtu.be/_49-BeMBIQQ?si=A7xXsAgtTyXkY8UY&t=14

>>12429441
jews turn every board into /pol/???

>>12431944
that seems so uncharacteristic

everytime i see a wisecrack about the catholic church or the WASP elite now i'm going to respond with something like NIGGERS AREN'T HUMAN!!!!!!!!!
then i'll know i'm as smart and graceful and equanimous as a jew

>>12431944
A lucky number for you is 6936
You're welcome! Your fortune for today is: Good times ahoy

>>12432073
You dont have a choice.

>>12429441
cumming your pants is a white only thing