Thread 12444792

Dad, I had a nightmare. Can I sleep with you tonight?

Yes, I will read you a bedtime story and we can sleep.

One day, while walking down a busy street, Leroy the penguin happened to see something he never expected to see here in the big city: another penguin! He had been quite used to seeing penguins when he was living in Antarctica, but now he lived in Chicago and he hadn't seen a penguin in months.

Excited at the prospect of making a new friend, Leroy ran straight up to the penguin and said, "Hi!" He waved a flipper in hello and the other penguin waved his back. "I'm Leroy," he said. "What's your name?" But the penguin didn't answer. He just stared back at Leroy with a friendly smile on his face. "I said, what's your name?" But the penguin still didn't answer, and his friendly smile had been replaced with a confused look. "Can't you hear me?" asked Leroy. And this time the penguin, who still hadn't said a word, looks sad and concerned. "Oh, my!" said Leroy. "You can't hear me, can you? You must be deaf. I'm sorry."

Leroy saw that the penguin seemed very sad now, so Leroy smiled at him. This seemed to make a difference because now the penguin was smiling back. "Well, we may not be able to talk, but they say friendship is the universal language. I'm sure we'll get along just fine. Will it help you to read my beak if I talk slower?" The penguin didn't answer, so Leroy assumed that he just hadn't understood. He was about to ask the question again, much slower, when he looked up, just above the penguin's head, and saw a digital clock saying it was 5:25. "Uh oh!" he said. “I was supposed to meet my friends hours ago! I gotta run! See you later!" And with that he ran as fast as his little penguin feet would carry him.

The man who owned the antique store looked in the shop window across the alley and saw a digital clock saying it was 2:52. He had been so busy watching the little penguin talking to his reflection in an 18th century mirror on display in the shop window that he had quite forgotten that he had to be across town at three. Before he left, however, he told his assistant, "keep that mirror in the front window. I have a feeling someone will be back to look at it tomorrow."

>>12444826
Then he waddled away waddle waddle

>>12444812
>>12444814
>>12444815

Fatherly presence =)

>>12444792 (OP)
uhh sure

>>12444792 (OP)
PYON PYON
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>>12444792 (OP)
why

>>12445801
>hey bro taking an interest in younger generations is kinda sus bro we only care for old hags bro please let the younger generation rot and wither without any mentoring and guidance bro please just ignore children it's what a healthy bro would do bro

>>12445801
son, why are you crying? what happened in your dream?
son
it was another one of those dreams where all our neighbours and their whole families are all dead, and we need to hide from some murderous cult in a forest.

>>12446147
who are you quoting?

>>12446288
>>12446300
creepy gross thread double dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12445801
>>12446147
>having a loving father is creepy now
what has this world come to?

>>12444792 (OP)
lole
sure thing the admiral marbles sleeps on his uniform, so remember to call me anon not dad and wear ur cape, it does not enable the user to fly, weed does tho

>>12445801
>sees a normal, non sexual image of a boy asking his father for comfort
>mind immediately goes to the thought of doing sexual things to the boy
this says more about you than anyone else, ay-non

>>12444847
artist?

>>12447216
aomuke

>>12447204
people just have such prurient minds these days

>>12447204
It's actually normal to think that so it doesn't say a lot

I don't like boys
hell I don't even like myself