Thread 12446168

Realistically, what would happen if I just grabbed a random busty girl (complete stranger) that passed me on the sidewalk and pressed her body against mine for 3.5 seconds and ran away very fast afterwards?
Would it seem more socially acceptable if I screamed like a retard afterwards, like "UHHRRHRG TANK YOU PRETTY LADY ME SO DUMB ROWWRGAHBRRRL"?

I could also make a face like Cartman in the Paralympics episode, if that helps.

She will most likely report you to the police for harassment. Therefore, put on a mask before doing so

>>12446179
You mean like a scary clown mask so she's intimidated or one of those deceased presidents rubber masks, because everybody just accepts that senior citizens are perverts.

>>12446183
I meant a ski mask (I forgot about rubber masks, lol).
I think a rubber one would work well, because then they would be looking for a completely different person

>>12446195
Even if I'm not there for skiing at all?

U have to have jeans by 2hollis playing on ur phone to get away with it

>>12446197
i am talking about this kind of mask. It will cover you face

>>12446203
On a crowded sidewalk, in broad daylight. Isn't that a tad too openly mischievous?

>>12446210
oh, then a silicone mask. But other passers-by might catch you

>>12446216
But I don't want to be caught. I just want to have a honkin good time for once.

>>12446216
i have a brain damage. A rubber mask, not silicone

>>12446227
Try doing it somewhere where there are hardly any people around. Then throw away the mask and clothes you were wearing

>>12446234
Got it, namefren. Wish me luck.

>>12446168 (OP)
https://youtu.be/-kiybm2ORsA?si=RA387sSH7hSbhUmW

>>12446237
I believe that you will be happy. You can do it

>>12446168 (OP)
just rape her instead
as in, have sex with her. rape as a concept is a sham

.-!!”

>>12446199
unchecked doubles on the last page!