load a namefig into a cannon and shoot the namefig at a concrete wall. keel haul namefigs under a galleon. disembowel namefigs with a bayonet. strap a namefig to a cruise missile and launch it at a namefig neighbourhood. drop namefigs into chernobyl reactor building number 4. hang, draw, and quarter namefigs. lure nanefigs in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. force a namefig to learn calculus, then kill the namefig anyway. atomize namefigs with a powerfist. throw namefigs into vats full of fev virus. choke namefigs with barbed wire. throw pianos at namefigs from 40-story buildings. throw namefigs at pianos from 40-story buildings. deep-freeze namefigs in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. tie namefigs to icbms then fire them at israel. shoot namefigs with syringe guns. defecate on namefig food stamps. make namefigs pay child support in blood. build a newton cannon and fire namefigs into the orbit. put advertisement posters on namefigs then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. irradiate namefigs with depleted uranium. launch a namefig with a trebuchet. send a namefig exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. use a namefig as a crash test dummy. tie namefigs onto growing bamboo shoots. film an entire jackass movie on a namefig. trample namefigs. bury namefigs alive. play bowling with namefigs heads as pins. grate namefigs with a cheese grater. get namefigs stuck in an elevator. spray a namefigs toilet paper with poison ivy. shoot a namefig directly with the gustav gun. sabotage a namefigs parachute. sabotage a namefigs bungee. trap a namefig under ice. force a namefig to work and support a family of 5. force namefigs into gladiatorial combat. send namefigs back to warring african tribes. hide a snake in a namefigs room. put namefigs on a hot air balloon with low gas. harvest a namefigs organs. waterboard namefigs with gasoline, then set them on fire. flay namefigs. tie namefigs to train tracks.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:55:53 AM
No.12457778
>>12457782
>>12457951
>>12457773
kys unfunny retard but thanks for bumping
darude sandstorm
8/7/2025, 4:57:28 AM
No.12457782
>>12457778
Thanks for all your hard work :)
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:42:34 AM
No.12457835
>>12457871
Suck namefig cock till they cum in your face!
Let namefigs ass fuck you till they make a butt baby.
Bibbit
8/7/2025, 5:47:34 AM
No.12457838
>>12457896
>>12457770 (OP)
I sliding out a massive, bloody shit so you better keep your worthless mouth open
tea fren
8/7/2025, 6:03:11 AM
No.12457870
>>12457896
"The truth is the only thing worth working towards. What separates us from the psychopath is our conscience, and our conscience must become the voice of truth. True conscience raises us above the example of animal behaviour set by the pathocrats."
–Henry See in his book "The Trick of the Psychopath's Trade"
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:03:40 AM
No.12457871
>>12457877
>>12457835
namefigs are no longer sentient beings.
darude sandstorm
8/7/2025, 6:06:04 AM
No.12457877
>>12457886
>>12457896
>>12457899
>>12457871
Does that mean I can't be charged with murder and defaming a corpse?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:09:54 AM
No.12457886
>>12457877
you can still get ur dubs checked
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:15:49 AM
No.12457896
>>12457947
>>12457951
>>12457791
>>12457838
>>12457870
>>12457877
neck yourselves worthless pieces of shit
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:17:47 AM
No.12457899
>>12457877
I don't think you can be charged with libel if the person is dead anyways
jalapeño chews
8/7/2025, 7:04:23 AM
No.12457944
rude!!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
tea fren
8/7/2025, 7:06:56 AM
No.12457947
>>12457896
no you baka!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:12:59 AM
No.12457951
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:30:29 AM
No.12458152
glad im not a newfig. us anonymous folks will be spared the coming day of vengeance
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Catfish is the only good namefig thoughever
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:52:44 AM
No.12458205
>>12458225
>>12458203
name back on doebiet
Your fortune: Average Luck
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:21:12 PM
No.12458219
>>12458225
>>12458203
you can't even believe that
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:17:20 PM
No.12458682
>>12458690
>>12457770 (OP)
someone make it a song again
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:13:46 PM
No.12459131
>>12459138
They hate him but never say he's wrong
Mattress
8/7/2025, 11:19:59 PM
No.12459151
>>12459157
>>12459240
I spent all day using the faggots name and i got so many replies
avogadoposter
8/7/2025, 11:21:36 PM
No.12459157
>>12459151
with what namefig did you had the best experience yet?
who
8/7/2025, 11:30:16 PM
No.12459185
>>12459231
>>12457770 (OP)
that would be kind of rude don't you think?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:44:08 PM
No.12459231
>>12459185
PUT A BOMB IN A NAMEFIG'S MOUTH. THROW KNIVES AT NAMEFIGS. INFLATE NAMEFIGS UNTIL THEY POP. SEND NAMEFIGS INTO A BLACKHOLE. CASTRATE NAMEFIGS. FEED NAMEFIGS POISONED FOOD. FORCE NAMEFIGS TO WALK THE PLANK. PUSH NAMEFIGS INTO A PIT. KNEEL ON A NAMEFIG'S NECK. CURSE NAMEFIGS WITH A SPELL. STUFF NAMEFIG BABIES INTO THE WASHING MACHINE AND TURN IT ON. FLATTEN NAMEFIGS WITH A TANK. POP A NAMEFIG'S CAR TIRE. STRIKE NAMEFIG CHILDREN WITH A RULER. MAKE NAMEFIGS SWIM IN THE MARIANA TRENCH. CUT OFF A NAMEFIG'S LIMBS. AIRDROP NAMEFIGS INTO ANTARCTICA. THROW NAMEFIGS OFF THE BOAT. PRESSURIZE NAMEFIGS INTO FINE CRYSTALS. LIGHT FIREWORKS IN A NAMEFIG'S ASS. FALCON-PUNCH A NAMEFIG IN THE FACE. MAKE NAMEFIGS INTO FICTION. BLOW NAMEFIGS HEADS OFF WITH GRENADE LAUNCHERS. BLOW NAMEFIGS BRAINS OPEN WITH A SNIPER RIFLE. LOCK NAMEFIGS IN A CAGE AND DROWN THEM UNDERWATER. NAIL NAMEFIGS TO A CROSS AND STAB THEM. RUN OVER NAMEFIGS WITH A TANK FEET-FIRST. CRUSH NAMEFIGS WITH A PRESS. ATTACK NAMEFIGS WITH ACID. BOIL NAMEFIGS IN A PAN. LOCK NAMEFIGS INSIDE A BRAZEN BULL. BURN NAMEFIGS ALIVE. DRAG NAMEFIGS ACROSS A WALL OF SPIKES. POUR MOLTEN LAVA ON NAMEFIGS. QUARTER NAMEFIGS. IMPALE NAMEFIGS ON A PIKE. TENDERIZE NAMEFIGS WITH A MALLET. IONISE NAMEFIGS IN A MASS SPECTROMETER. IRRADIATE NAMEFIGS IN A NUCLEAR REACTOR. SPAGHETTIFY NAMEFIGS IN A BLACK HOLE. CURSE NAMEFIGS WITH THE NECRONOMICON. TRAP NAMEFIGS IN PURGATORY. BANG A NAMEFIGS TESTICLES WITH A SPIKED BAT. THROW NAMEFIGS OFF A TWELVE STORY BUILDING. FREEZE DRY NAMEFIGS IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE. FRY NAMEFIGS WITH POWER LINES. FEED NAMEFIGS RICIN. KNEECAP A NAMEFIG WITH A TWELVE GAUGE. RE ENSLAVE NAMEFIGS. SELL NAMEFIGS ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET. RUN NAMEFIGS OVER WITH AN EIGHTEEN WHEELER. THROW NAMEFIGS INTO THE GRAND CANYON. BURN NAMEFIGS WITH JET ENGINE EXHAUST. BEAT NAMEFIGS TO DEATH WITH A TIRE IRON. CAUTERISE A NAMEFIGS ASSHOLE WITH A BLOWTORCH. SACRIFICE NAMEFIGS TO THE SUN GOD.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:50:58 PM
No.12459244
>>12459248
>>12459240
I already knew it, mattress is a piece of shit
Mattress
8/7/2025, 11:52:33 PM
No.12459248
>>12459264
>>12459477
>>12459244
lol you think I'm a piece of shit but you don't know me ive groomed a lot of kids and they loved it
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 12:02:30 AM
No.12459264
>>12459248
have you made them do signs for you? an how much do you weigh and do you go to the gym
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:11:36 AM
No.12459477
>>12460289
>>12459248
you are the problem you are trash you are the worst thing that happened in this earth and I hope that every bit of your disgusting mongoloid subhuman dna will be erased from this world forever.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:47:21 PM
No.12460289
>>12460651
>>12459477
unchecked doubles on page 10!
