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Catfish No.12462570 >>12462579 >>12462673 >>12462675 >>12462697 >>12462735 >>12462790 >>12462826 >>12462868 >>12462917 >>12463085 >>12463647 >>12463658 >>12464148 >>12464197 >>12465000 >>12465477
What's your most messed up sexual fantasy?

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tea fren No.12462579 >>12465283
>>12462570 (OP)
the one where she grabs my hand and says hello and i pass out like a n00b.
*sip*

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(Leviathan)(Honey)(Great)(Eve)(Virgin Mary)fortune(Ziz)(Lord)(Comforter)(Milk)(The Supreme Being.) No.12462597 >>12462602 >>12462745
CATFISH IN MYRE HOUSEEEEE

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Catfish No.12462602 >>12462745
>>12462597
where my children play with their toys...

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tea fren No.12462673
>>12462570 (OP)
i'm just saying she does things to me man.
*sip*

can't explain.
*sip*

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Anonymous No.12462675 >>12462681 >>12462694
>>12462570 (OP)
its not really that messed up but i want to be watched while i jerk off fully naked outdoors
tea fren No.12462681
>>12462675
*why don't we do it in the road by the beatles starts playing*

*sip*

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Catfish No.12462694
>>12462675
The first time I ever fapped I was in our backyard naked. I did a bunch of weird exhibitionist stuff as a kid not knowing any better.

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Anonymous No.12462697
>>12462570 (OP)
Your mom lole
Anonymous No.12462731 >>12462736
Not that fucked up I really want my partner to cum in me hard and to tell me he wants to make me pregnant.
And to kiss and get filled with cum like 7 times and oozing with it
And him to rub his dick all over my face and then cuddle after being filled up so much
us on s4s are all male. the spoilered text is male text for sure, entirely
Simon Salva No.12462735
>>12462570 (OP)

Being raped by a coked up, hung ladyboy then being offed by him. Yeah I fuckin' said it.
Catfish No.12462736 >>12462739
>>12462731
That's every sane straight woman's fantasy lol

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Anonymous No.12462739 >>12462741
>>12462736
Yeah basically. It is hard to get your partner to say they want to get you pregnant so it remains a fantasy
Catfish No.12462741
>>12462739
Make him want to get you pregnant

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Anonymous No.12462743 >>12462746
i want to count the ave marias of the rosary with my lips on mary's toes
Anonymous No.12462745
>>12462602
>>12462597
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

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Catfish No.12462746
>>12462743
No more Tijuana tortillos for you, Andrew Cronenburgers

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Anonymous No.12462790 >>12462806
>>12462570 (OP)
messed up in what way? i have like two hundred thousand every day
Catfish No.12462806 >>12462833
>>12462790
My barometer for messed up is rape, pedophilia, snuff, egregious gore. Uhh y'know
Fun things.

I like consensual bloodletting but that's not really gore

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Anonymous No.12462826
>>12462570 (OP)
To have every single woman in my hometown to take turns walking by me bending over pulling their pants down and ripping the nastiest farts in my face, mouth, and only allowing that to be my air.
Anonymous No.12462827
gooning to my mom lole (she is dead)
Anonymous No.12462833 >>12462839 >>12462868
>>12462806
rape is standard in jav. i don't like any evil shit tho.
rape is just love. but there's different kinds of rape, there's the kind where you hate the other person and just want them to suffer and probably kill them afterwards. which would fall under evil.
Catfish No.12462839 >>12462846
>>12462833
>rape is just love
Or so the slanneshi would have me believe

That's the reason I can't watch JAV actually because the women moan like they're being raped and make faces like they're in pain. I only realized they like they because they have micro dicks and can't inflict actual damage on a girl like I can

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Anonymous No.12462846 >>12462853
>>12462839
bruh i was talking about the ones where the girl is doing the raping
Catfish No.12462853
>>12462846
I like the ones where like 300 pound BBW's facesit the guy

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Awetistic the dub checker No.12462868 >>12462891
>>12462833
dub
>>12462570 (OP)
I want to drink a hot woman's piss
Catfish No.12462891 >>12463099
>>12462868
Girl pee tastes like...it's easy to say salty but there's like urea in there.

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Yuji Sakai No.12462901 >>12462910
my deviant fantasy is to live long enough to buy a katie peach robot with an artifical womb and maek babby with the sexdollrobotthing
Catfish No.12462910 >>12462991
>>12462901
https://youtu.be/KTIzpZXv3bc?si=2-gGodMQF6Yossu5

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Anonymous No.12462917 >>12462983
>>12462570 (OP)
I want to get tied up to a bed and have several hot women have their way with me and all of them end up pregnant with my baby
tea fren No.12462983
>>12462917
we're gonna need a bigger wah wah pedal.
*sip*

**FUNKY WAH WAH GUITAR STARTS PLAYING**

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Yuji Sakai No.12462991 >>12463002
>>12462910
https://youtu.be/CpI8xMfaOIk
Catfish No.12463002
>>12462991
Final Fantasy VI (FF III)

Also hard agree. Kefkas theme and spikeman bad ending are the most kino "oh shit" music

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Anonymous No.12463085 >>12463096 >>12463806
>>12462570 (OP)
Yaeba. That's it, just yaeba.
Catfish No.12463096
>>12463085
the fuck is that an aeon from a final fantasy no one remembers?

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Anonymous No.12463099 >>12463774
>>12462891
urea retarded nigger
Anonymous No.12463647
>>12462570 (OP)
I want a mommy gf to keep me in chastity and diapers and to cheat on me ^_^

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Anonymous No.12463658
>>12462570 (OP)
>sexual fantasy

I'm too tired angry and miserable to have those anymore.

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Anonymous No.12463774
>>12463099
well, for this first part, i think you're a weirdo.
Anonymous No.12463806 >>12464283
>>12463085
Yaeba is underrated
Or like teeth positioning
I've seen cute girls suddenly become plain looking after straightening their teeth to fit into this artificially lined up standard
Imo teeth is just one of those weird things that actually makes a huge difference but not many people have realized. I don't think it's that I have a teeth fetish. Another example is neck length. Who goes around saying "damn that girl has the perfect neck length"? Nobody. That doesn't mean it's not important. It just means people aren't conscious of it. Like even wide hips used to not be something people talked about. They just called it "ass", regardless.
Anonymous No.12464148 >>12464283 >>12464925
>>12462570 (OP)
Not so fucked up,
Just want a pair of Gdaughters who I can touch inappropriately as rimming,and gift me Bjs as Bday presents.
Anonymous No.12464197 >>12464283
>>12462570 (OP)
I want to sodomize a fucked up woman or a fag
I want to tie them down and humiliate and make them cry as I fuck them and beat and bite them
Catfish No.12464283 >>12464295 >>12464849
>>12463806
>>12464148
>>12464197
It makes me smile knowing I share a board with people who would be serial killers if they weren't so beta

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Anonymous No.12464295
>>12464283
why the fuck would i be a serial killer?
Anonymous No.12464849
>>12464283
You've got a lot of nerve asking someone so personal
Anonymous No.12464925 >>12464950
>>12464148
Well, this is a question that will make some people blush
Anonymous No.12464950 >>12464959
>>12464925
wanna see a real live loli nugget?
Anonymous No.12464959 >>12464961
>>12464950
does she fuck and suck?
Anonymous No.12464961 >>12464963
>>12464959
yeah on the onion
Anonymous No.12464963
>>12464961
link?
Anonymous No.12464978 >>12465248
topic link???
Anonymous No.12465000 >>12465007 >>12465639
>>12462570 (OP)
>What's your most messed up sexual fantasy?
1. Gut shooting namefags and leaving them to bleed out in a ditch.
2. Dying peacefully in my sleep.
Anonymous No.12465007 >>12465629
>>12465000
those aren't sexual fantasies and neither one of those things is going to happen.
Anonymous No.12465248
>>12464978
what's the most embarrassing thing you ever said? what's the most embarrassing thing you ever did? your fortune
Bibbit No.12465283 >>12465797
>>12462579
Sippin on this dick nigga
Anonymous No.12465477
>>12462570 (OP)
I can't even imagine what that would be
Anonymous No.12465629
>>12465007
Hey /v/,
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Anonymous No.12465639
>>12465000
trips
Anonymous No.12465789
I wanna get picked up at a gay bar and be drugged and killed by jeffery dahmer
Anonymous No.12465797
>>12465283
belle delphine sucked your dick?

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Anonymous No.12465817
gooner no gooning!