If I could take all of the possibility of pain out of suicide I would commit suicide immediately

>>12464432 (OP)
everyone would

>>12464433
i think its because im a life failure
im bored i wanna go out
but i smell like drugs
and i dont really want to go out

>>12464432 (OP)
if you use a method with a high enough success rate, the pain doesn't matter because it will be over in a few seconds (and you might spend those few seconds either blacked out or in shock and unable to feel it)

>>12464442
I've been thinking about that, but what if I just fail?) Will the adrenaline make me feel nothing and I'll be able to try again? Is there a possibility that I could feel adrenaline?)

>>12464432 (OP)
I wish I had a bf like hooni to cut with

>>12464453
i jumped off a bridge and i can't remember the next 5 days after that. when i started forming memories again i was basically constantly on pain killers. the worst part was how long it took to get back my normal mobility (around a year)

>>12464453
just jump from extremely high place, you can't survive no matter what

>>12464464
too bad you didn't succeed

>>12464465
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulović

>>12464465
For that I would need to find a place but I don't leave home, I don't know anything

>>12464472
yho know how to be a gay faggot though
why are you gay

>>12464474
I don't know how to be a gay faggot ....

I'm not gay, I'm 50% normal and the rest 50% gay

>>12464472
You just seem really keen on not dying

>>12464477
you belong in a gay slave dungeon

>>12464432 (OP)
did u try sleeping urself into a coma respiratory failure?

>>12464437
>im a life failure
wake up buttercup. you're not a failure, you are exactly what you were always meant to be. you were never special, you never had a shot, you weren't even in the hemisphere in which the race was going to be run. it's not your fault they told you you had a chance of winning, they lied- you never even had a chance of seeing someone with a ticket.

you are not a failure, you were never destined for anything more than what you are right now, sniveling on s4s about wanting to kys yourself but too afraid to do so. welcome to reality.

>>12464467
Beat me to it

>>12464481
It's hard for me to leave the house. I guess I'll have to use some chemicals or something. I know that might hurt, but wanting something means suffering a little, right?

>>12464464
were you also a retard before jumping? I mean apart from the jumping.

>>12464487
i feel like youre projecting and pulling stuff out of your ass again
i have permanent physical health problems, that is my problem, i cant do anything about it you mean cunt

>>12464490
How is it harder to leave the damn house than to get chemicals
Piss on some bleach

>>12464487
>>12464496
both of you are faggots and should shoot yourselves
t. severely physically disabled alongside asthma

>>12464502
lmao i have asthma too nigga, i sound like a whistle when i breathe, never ever would i fucking brag about it on 4chan the hell kind of nigga does that
uhh
im physically disabled too nigga fuck you!

>>12464496
I mean if you're some crippled fuck then I mean let's be honest if Jesus came down right now and cured you you'd still be a sorry whining sack of shit.

If Jesus came down and cured you when you were a baby you would still amount to dick except you'd be whining about how you wasted being cured. Look around faggot, nobody was ever going to be anything. You were never going to be ironmouse no matter how much you wanted it.

>>12464506
nah nope
i would do what i want immediately lol I DREAM about that shit every night dude
you dont fucking understand
>jesus
idk what youre talking about

>>12464505
>>12464502
>>12464496
>go on s4s
>it's full of cripples with asthma
>quote nobody

>>12464499
I have many of those

>>12464508
you'd jerk off in front of Jesus?

>>12464505
i thought we wuz having a public pity party so one of the purple tree palm tree men would take pity on us and give us mainframe access shieeeeeeetttt
>>12464509
they're putting quotation marks in the water

>>12464509
s4s is now not only the mentlelly lel board but also the physiclelly lel board too

>>12464510
Then what is stopping you from doing it right now besides attentionwhoring

>>12464518
stop being mean to the faggot child!

>>12464518
I try to be a better human =)

>>12464522
so just larping

>>12464543
post a picture of yoursel fnigga

>>12464472
then you can't die, sure you can try to slit your wrist or rope, however those are impractical and you likely wont die, if u do so, it would be painful excruciating death rather than blissful immediate death you are probably wishing for

>>12464544

>>12464549
keystrokes

>>12464546
Sometimes I just wish for my own harm, I'm just self-destructive.

>>12464656
Wishing for a race car does not make you a professional driver you attention slagging whore.

You're already in pain. Just do it.

>>12464555
What if you found out that you were not actually in pain, but that you were simply feeling bad because you are programmed to feel bad? If you were actually experiencing love and happiness, wouldn't it make sense that you would have no need to commit suicide?