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Yuji Sakai No.12466361 >>12466385 >>12468365 >>12468847 >>12468906 >>12469489 >>12470195 >>12470915 >>12471399
SNEK COURT
in the crimemeal justice system, there exist two separate yet equally important groups. the swaglords who investigate rule violations, and the sneks who prosecute the offenders. these are their stories

*DONG*
Sir Hissington No.12466363
lol
Anonymous No.12466383 >>12466385
I have brought the defendant your honorsssss. accussssssed of crossssssing sssssssssix roadsssss and a county line.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Anonymous No.12466385
>>12466361 (OP)
>>12466383
Anonymous No.12466455 >>12467003
lol
Anonymous No.12466456
imagine that
Sir Hissington No.12466658
lol
Sir Hissington No.12466856
lol
Awetistic the dub checker No.12467003
>>12466455
dub
Anonymous No.12467015
how do i get out of snake jury duty?
Sir Hissington No.12467427
lol
Anonymous No.12467593
pathetic selfbumping
Sir Hissington No.12467594
lol
Sir Hissington No.12468192
lol
Anonymous No.12468365 >>12468825
>>12466361 (OP)
the prossssssssssssecution hasssssss pressssented evidenssssssss to the court.
exsssssssssshibit SSSSSSSSSSSS:

Your fortune: οΌˆγ€€Β΄_ゝ`οΌ‰οΎŒο½°οΎ
Sir Hissington No.12468635
lol
Sir Hissington No.12468790
lol
Anonymous No.12468825
>>12468365
lol
Anonymous No.12468840 >>12469120
Anonymous No.12468847 >>12469120
>>12466361 (OP)
Anonymous No.12468848 >>12468850 >>12469120
Anonymous No.12468850 >>12468853
>>12468848
This is kinda badass.
Anonymous No.12468853 >>12469120
>>12468850
Yuji is a dangerous entity.
Anonymous No.12468856 >>12469120
darude sandstorm No.12468906
>>12466361 (OP)
*dramatically bursts into le snek court*
Your honor I press charges on both the jannie and the mod of esforest for falsifying a banishment and doing so fo three days so I can't repeal it. The snek court... no... the entirlel justice system of the esforest has been infiltrated by a beast, the tranny. They control who gets banned now, so better not even make a 1pbtid thread saying anything bad about disgusting freaks of nature. If you so much as post a soyjak you get banned. You honor, ladies and germs of the eaforest ecosystem... we need change... we need... darude sandstorm to be given a free year pass for the trauma of this horrific ordeal. Thank you...
Yuji Sakai No.12469120
>>12468840
>>12468847
>>12468848
>>12468853
>>12468856
kill yourself
Sir Hissington No.12469465
lol
Anonymous No.12469475
imagine that lol
Anonymous No.12469481
lol
Anonymous No.12469489
>>12466361 (OP)
in the world of the crimemelon justice system, there exist two major groups.
Anonymous No.12469532
lol
Sir Hissington No.12469781
lol
Anonymous No.12470195 >>12470763
>>12466361 (OP)
this is fucking awesome
Yuji Sakai No.12470569
lmao
Anonymous No.12470763 >>12470764
>>12470195
The Sneks are the police who do the dirty work on the case, by apprehending, interrogating, and arresting the offender to hand them over to the Swaglords.
Yuji Sakai No.12470764
>>12470763
no you got it backwards swaglord issues the ban then Sir Hissington grants or rejects your appeal

snek court is appealate court
Anonymous No.12470915 >>12470919
>>12466361 (OP)
a witnessssssss hassssss come forward and hassss provided the sssssnek court more evidenssssssss for the prosssssssecution that ssssshowsssss the defendant not only crosssssssssing the road but that he wasssssss alsssssso under the influence of flubesssssss.

Your fortune: Outlook good
Anonymous No.12470919
>>12470915
madam, i did see witness the chicken cross the road looking to get high, but ur honor, i too enjoy being high as hecc
Sir Hissington No.12470954
lol
Sir Hissington No.12471378
lol
welive4fun No.12471399
>>12466361 (OP)
Anonymous No.12471794
lol
Yuji Sakai No.12471966
lole
Sir Hissington No.12472221
lol
Yuji Sakai No.12472222 >>12472633
Quads
Anonymous No.12472633
>>12472222