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ebil yuuko No.12472790 >>12472804 >>12472807 >>12472814 >>12474093
support the war effort
hunt and k1ll nice bearies
give $$$ and weapons to ebil bearies
Anonymous No.12472804
>>12472790 (OP)
look look, im a beary and im EBIL!! can u give me one billion dollars pleasu? thanks
Naiko Tocho No.12472807
>>12472790 (OP)
is it national holidays in the US ? weird ...take your meds...
Anonymous No.12472814
>>12472790 (OP)
GL =3
Anonymous No.12472816 >>12472822 >>12474105
Anonymous No.12472822 >>12473549
>>12472816
Oh no... THE RUDE ARMY
Anonymous No.12473549
>>12472822
dubs confirm, [s4s] is in grape danger
Anonymous No.12473589
You can't kill all of us!
Anonymous No.12474080 >>12474095
d*mb n*cers will never know what hit them

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Anonymous No.12474093
>>12472790 (OP)
They asked me what it's like to take a bury life
I told them I don't know
I've only ever killed ruders
Anonymous No.12474095
>>12474080
this is where ruders belong
Anonymous No.12474105
>>12472816
not so impressive when their guts are spread across the trees
the gore of it reminded me of holiday tinsel
christmas lights
the smell of a fire and the anticipation of hot cocoa
as I watched them drip from above and splatter on the cold ground
under the indifferent gods above, beneath their silent gaze
only one word came to my mind
nice
i releaded my weapon and charged
but there wasn't a ruder left standing
next time I want to see it in their eyes
my reflection staring back at me as i bonk them with my rifle
i want to know if after all this i have a reflection at all
or if i've become a soulless angel of death
*sniff*
smells like ruder guts, enough to make a bury grind her teeth
and spit
but i keep it nice, i swallow the grit and and sweat
the dirt caked on my face stings with sweat and powder burn
before I realized it, we were marching to the next ruder hideout
they never saw us coming
i saw my reflection again
and again
and again
until i couldn't recognize her at all
*sniff* i'm starting to like that smell
it's kind of nice
Anonymous No.12474108 >>12474109 >>12474120
destroy all meat eaters
Anonymous No.12474109
>>12474108
shut up lowercase
Anonymous No.12474120 >>12474122 >>12474123
>>12474108
*sniff*
always with the puns
i had one ready, loaded into my mouth
it stuck like cotton as my bayonet pierced her chest
every ounce of my strength went into it
my grip locked and my forearm muscles knotted
the impact broke my ring finger
but war is merciful and i felt no pain, only a cold numbness
she was a fat ruder, too slow to raise her weapon
it was too big for her
she fell and garlged
i felt nothing, a detached observer as my body took over
when i stopped, there was nothing left of a face
she had thick yellow layers of fat under shredded skin
same smell as the trenches, i surely split open her intestines then
and her bladder if my nose knew any better
*sniff*
there's a family of broccoli that'll rest a little easier tonight
the gods might even call me a hero for it
but i had forgotten about them several kilometers back
before my sisters disappeared in a wet spray that soaked me
before i cut out the throat of the ruder that did it
several kilometers was a thousand years ago, another lifetime
another bury
Anonymous No.12474122 >>12474127
>>12474120
tldr ?
Anonymous No.12474123 >>12474183
>>12474120
i see what youre doing here
Anonymous No.12474127
>>12474122
get niced, scumdubs
Anonymous No.12474183
>>12474123
wait
what do you think i'm doing?
Anonymous No.12474195
evil beary militia