Thread 12474584

I'm cooking bolognese rn

I want tikka masala but I'm not buying 1000 seasonings

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>>12474584 (OP)
my computer does not meet the minimum requirements for fedora

>>12474922
but you got dubs

>>12474591
are you nice again now?

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>>12474979
that unfortunately does not make my computer be any more powerful

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>>12475006
I feel like people only put things on the internet for attention or clout

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>>12474584 (OP)
Windows just werks

sent your bitch a dick pic now she need glasses

I am like 100% sure every linux person that says linux "just werks" isn't being honest. Like I understand you were able to figure out how to use linux but that doesnt mean you just installed it and never had to troubleshoot anything ever or have to waste time figuring out how a bunch of shit works. The "just werks" meme is an obvious lie

>>12475686
the "just werks" people are most likely the ones that only uses computers for browsing 4chan, watching youtube videos, torrenting stuff to watch, and doing cosmetic stuff. they don't do any actual computing and that's why it just works for them

Oh niceu

Estuve viendo en un iceberg las comidas más asquerosas del mundo había una que se llamaba pág pág la probaré en unos días descubrí dónde venden ese platillo

i miss pasta ;_;

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>>12475725
if by cooking bolognese you mean throwing hamburger meat and ketchup in a saucepan, you need to take a look in the mirror