Thread 12485203

I've eaten at least 4 things in my life.

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>>12485203 (OP)
I will have always eaten at least 2 things more than you

does your mom count

iv'e only eaten at least 3

prob five

i am positive i have eaten more than 4 things

>>12485203 (OP)
Well I'm guessing we're counting all food as one, so there's one, then I've eaten dirt, skin/fingernails/hair, tree sap? Bark/wood, definitely chewed on/ate some wood, paper too. Plastic %100, including whole legos. Probably ate some poop by accident from under my fingernails or something. Also ate soap for sure. Glass shards. Hmm. Is there anything really cool that I ate just to say that I ate it? I licked lead paint once. Uhh, my own cum I guess but that can be lumped in with other body products. That might be it, so I think I've eaten 7-10 things depending on how we choose to classify poop/hair/cum and also wood/paper.

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im pretty gluttonous ive probs had at least like 30

>>12485203 (OP)
one of them was my brains?

>>12485203 (OP)
only two if you count both balls ^_^;

>>12486193
sucking is not eating

>>12486214
what if it's candy??

should i have been counting

>>12485366
>>12486244
dubs

korone inugami is my gf

>>12486244
yea

>>12485203 (OP)
I'm saving this picture because it's really sexual to me

i once ate something but i dont remember what

>>12488089
once upon a time ...there was this beautiful princess

>>12485203 (OP)
I ate your dads ass

>>12485203 (OP)
STOP THE NICEIFICATION-PYON
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>>12488759
The world record for the amount of food eaten in a contest is over 13,000 pounds (I'm paraphrasing a little here, since I haven't actually looked this up)