Thread 12490508

Would you eat all this in under 30 minutes for $1000 dollars?

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>>12490508 (OP)
Fuck off fatso

that's not even 800 calories of food, weaksauce
try eating a whole pizza in one sitting

>>12490508 (OP)
That's a pretty average sized breakfast. Also:

>no cup of coffee
>no slice of pie / scone / stack of pancakes
>no toast / bagel / english muffin

I eat fast and thats a bad habit of mine, so yeh I can do it.

a little pricy...but yeah.

>>12490508 (OP)
ooo... im already so so so stuffed... b-but i could try...!

>>12490508 (OP)
No I would be afraid to try.

>>12490508 (OP)
what's the catch?

>>12490617
Catch off the day is catfish. tartar sauce open request

>>12490633
Hell yes I love catfish....( the seafood) but I would be afraid do challenge because they might kick my ass if lose.

It looks like a simple English breakfast, plus in 30 minutes, I guess I can do it.

>>12490508 (OP)
haven't really ate for time like that since school days but i don't think that'd be a problem. it's mostly the sausage and the potato. waffle is more air and the egg is a bit air/water.

for a normal meal i'd probably have another potato and the other half of the waffle
more syrup and some ketchup instead of the juice
lots to mix and match there bite for bite

>>12490508 (OP)
i only probably need like 3 minutes.
not a challenge at all.

>>12490508 (OP)
5 minutes

>>12490508 (OP)
OMG G8RH8R THREAD SO AWESOME YES ID EAT IT ALL BUT ITS PROBABLY LIKE 2000 CALORIES SO ID BE AT MY MAX FOR THE REST OF THE DAY thanks for the thread I appreciate you

>>12490633
catfish is my favorite fish to eat, we got a local restaurant here called the jumping catfish and they make this lemon pepper catfish fillet that I absolutely love I go there all the time with my grandma. I'd destroy that plate the potatoes look good too

>>12491976
thank you for being outspoken in your support of g8r

>>12490524
excuse me but who are you quoting?